Now that you mention it, the other day I was reading a King novel and I saw the word "what" well over 50 times. THE WWF IS CATCHING!!
"Nobody loves the custodian. I come and I sweep and vacuum for you. When you're in the mood to go to the bathroom, I even disinfect it for you! This is the thanks I get?!? All who defy me shall be dis-infected!"
I have to say, of all these sites the Mr. America one is funniest and so I can imagine people voting for it. Mattitude is really the best of them, if only for his (irregular) updates and the fact that I don't even recall visiting the other ones..