Well, I have to say that if they bring the NWO so-called fun skits, I'm not buying them. The NWO's AA retirement was not funny as it was mean. I hated their DX like segments. I know NWO came before DX, but man, DX was a lot more original.
A Fan- I hope they put in Rock and Jericho's promo from this year on Steph and Booker T. That was the promo of the year.
-Rock & Sock: "Are you asking for The Rock's hand in marriage?"
-Edge & Christian: Kurt Angle's Birthday Party: "Long live the stream!" "Long live the 'zoo"
-Big Show vs. Kurt Angle, Baclkash 2000: The Showster makes his appearance
-DX mocks the Nation
-The Kennel from Hell Match with commentary by Mick Foley and Kevin Kelley as it appears on the "Hard Knocks and Cheap Pops" DVD.
-Just before either Backlash or Judgement Day 2001: Taker and Regal are having a serious conversation, but in the background Kane is gorilla pressing Stephanie and just waiting for Taker's signal to throw her off the catwalk.
-"Milkamania has run wild" (I'm serious, I laughed my ass off when I saw this)
-An entire chapter devoted to Christian/Edge/Foley, and another one for Team (R)ECK!
-The battle for Kurt's medals: "I'm gona keep them in a very warm, safe place," said as Benoit stuff the medals down his pants!
Once you start down the smark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
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* The interview that Rock did at WrestleMania XIV with Gennifer Flowers about what the Rock would do if he was the president. "The Rock doesn't care about homeless people just as long as they stay off the Rock's freshly mowed lawn." God, Heel Rock was great.
* Those old Mr. Perfect promos when he would hit three-pointers from half-court, run 80 yards to catch a football that he threw himself, etc.
* The whole E&C/HHH/Angle kazoo bit.
* Everyone's favourite tag team, Head Cheese
* Rock's interview from Smackdown a few months ago where he spends half of it seducing Lillian Garcia, and when she responds, he yells at her for being unprofessional.
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?
Rock's return at Summerslam where Stasiak ran at him and missed twice.
E&C doing a rendition of "Chris Benoit is, a very angry man" on the Kazoo's.
Kane driving a golf cart from WMX7
Al Snow - European Champion
Stone Cold arriving at Unforgiven, stunning Kevin Kelly, and walking away, then the production crew cuts immmeadiatley to... Stone Cold arriving at Unforgiven, Stunning Kevin Kelly, and walking away. "Moment Ago" was born!
I want to see the first few Rhyno skits, when they were playing him up as E&C's "buddy". I don't know, something about him just sitting there, seething, and barking out "GREAT IDEA. I'LL DRIVE!"... gold.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka: HE raised the briefcase!
Triple-H and Shawn Michaels, forced to fight for the European Title. Triple-H pushes HBK down, bounces with big steps off the ropes a few times and drops a big fake elbow for the pin. I laugh my ass off everytime I see it. Kurt Angle and Steve Austin share hats, leaving Angle with a tiny cowboy hat on his head. Kamala becomes afraid of the Undertaker (his facial expressions were hilarious) The Gimmick battle royal from the last Wrestlemania Owen Hart claiming his second Slammy. The Honkytonk Man video with him and Jimmy Hart driving in a pink cadillac. Al Snow with his menagerie of mascots (head, the deer head, and the dog...), arguments with Head after he won the Hardcore title at Backlash. A collage of failed gimmicks: The Red Rooster, Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz, Damien Demento, Waylon Mercy (every match these last two did was funny), The Berzerker doing "Huss", The Gobbledygooker, The New Rockers.
Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?
Most anything the Big Show's done on the mike (since he is the world's largest stand-up comic). Taijiri's announcing (completely aping JR). That was classic. "Slobnokka! Business bout to peek up! Barque soos!"
Austin/Vince/Angle Austin as leader of the Alliance (God I loved heel Austin) Anything and everything E&C Vince McMahon laughing at Austin from the SmackDown screen (My friends and I still bust up over how funny he looked.)
My friend and I were just talking about Kurt Angle trying to make up his destruction of the Undertakers motorcycle by giving him a motor scooter as potentially being one of the funniest moments in WWF history the other night during SmackDown!
I see every side of decisions like this. At the end of the day, it's a business and they're in it to make money so they can buy groceries, pay their utility bills, and make mortgage (rent) payments - just like me when I go to the bank every day.