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#1 Posted on
http://www.411wrestling.com/news/newsboard.php?news_id=4068

Looked at how it helped Metallica...hehe.

I've got no friends left who have long hair, and I'm pretty much the only one left with any length to my hair, though it's hardly what you would call "long."

What I'm wondering is: would this give a kind of generic look to the majority of WWE wrestlers right now and take away a lot of their individuality? Kurt Angle, Flair, Benoit and Undertaker have short; HHH, RVD, Jericho and Booker T have long(er). There's a definite variety of appearance there that IMHO is beneficial to the image of each wrestler.

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#2 Posted on
This little "tidbit" either sounds like something that got blown out of proportion, or is just Christian and Test bitching.

Still, what a weird, weird business.


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#3 Posted on
I'd imagine that it's only for the guys whose hair isn't really part of who they are, eg. Test, Christian, Matt Hardy. I don't think they'd expect Booker to cut off his dreads or Kane to start sporting a shorn scalp.




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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
I think I remember reading about this a week or so ago. Something about all that long hair flying around looking too old-school/80s-ish, so they wanted some of the guys to trim it down.

I dont know about Christian, but Test would look like a total GOOF with short hair (more so than now, that is), especially with those big ass front teef.

(Sorry Brew)




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In a related story, Nash is retiring. (If only)


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Huh, you had me going for a moment there, but now I see that you merely aimed to be ALL UP IN MY AREA.



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#7 Posted on
I dont know about Christian, but Test would look like a total GOOF with short hair (more so than now, that is), especially with those big ass front teef.

(Sorry Brew)


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Stephanie needs to cut her hair too. Not all of it, just cut to the neck. She would look much better. Make Trish cut her hair too.



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
    Originally posted by deadboylives
    http://www.411wrestling.com/news/newsboard.php?news_id=4068

    Looked at how it helped Metallica...hehe.

    I've got no friends left who have long hair, and I'm pretty much the only one left with any length to my hair, though it's hardly what you would call "long."



my hair is about 3/4 the way down to my belt line...

back in 95, it was full blown hippy-down-to-your-ass-and-into-the-toilet-if-not-careful-long...

(edited by rikidozan on 20.9.02 1929)


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#10 Posted on
Someone once told me that hair as long as mine (to the knees) was described (God knows where or when) as "so long you got to climb a tree to shit".

I APPROVE of long hair, dammit. Especially on men. If even WRESTLERS get crewcuts, what am I going to do? *sob*

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#11 Posted on
I'm intrigued as to how Triple H and Kevin Nash will react to this? We all know WWE doesn't give a rat's ass what guys like Chris Jericho, Test, and Christian think, but would they actually force PoocHHHie and his friend to cut their hair?

This could be VERY interesting.




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#12 Posted on
Hey Yo...

I doubt they could "force" them to do anything. It's just hair. But, as long as Booker doesn't lose the dreads, it's ALL GOOD!



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#13 Posted on

    I APPROVE of long hair, dammit. Especially on men. If even WRESTLERS get crewcuts, what am I going to do? *sob* MM


You and me both...if all the guys shave it off, we can mourn together.
Seriously, though, I thought the point of the guys having long hair was so they could easily talk to each other in the ring without being observed?




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Guys, guys, guys, and gals too. I think you are going way overboard here. I don't think the WWE is going around telling everyone to cut their hair. Just Test and Christian. Why you ask? Because the Americans are jealous of us Canadian's hairstyles! So they are forcing us to cut it or fire us all! America Sucks!


Ok ok, seriously, I think it's only Test and Christian who they are asking to cut their hair for the UnAmericans angle. I think we talked about this is another thread one time, but all the Americans are completely different and diverse, and all the Canadians look all the same. I think that them wanting Christian and Test to cut their hair is just an attempt to make them look more alike, especially since they specifically say "like Lance Storm's hair". It's just an attempt to make them all look boring and bland like Lance. Now if they could only teach Test to wrestle like Lance too.



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#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by Quezzy
    Now if they could only teach Test to wrestle like Lance too.

If only Christian could teach Lance Storm to have a personality...



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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
    If only Christian could teach Lance Storm to have a personality...



And then he could share it with Benoit, passing it back and forth between shows and alternating every other pay-per-view.


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Why not just ask Lance to grow his hair out? His current haircut is creepy, it'd probably do him some good.

But yes, I understand that it's significantly easier to have Test and Christian cut theirs. The way we'll be able to tell if WWE really wants this hair change is by watching Ross dog the guys in the Ross Report. "Test and Christian continue to have problems with their hair length. Though the two have worked hard and lost several inches lately, a stronger dedication and hair ethic is needed to compete at this level. This ain't Kabuki."



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#18 Posted on

    It's just an attempt to make them all look boring and bland like Lance. Now if they could only teach Test to wrestle like Lance too.


WHOA! You mean that they actually WANT to make Test and Christian more bland and boring?

Well, it's not how I'd get *my* multi-billion dollar company out of the crapper, but...


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#19 Posted on
As long as its just Test and Christian but they'll look hella funny
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#20 Posted on
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NO! NO NO NO!!!!!!! They can't cut their hair! Hair is beautiful! And pretty much the only place I can catch men with long hair these days is the WWE! Christian wouldn't look right with short hair!



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