Wow, this is a great thread idea. Very funny suggestions!
Will Sasso has already played both The Rock and Stone Cold, so he could be good again.
Woody Harelson (when he is bald and with a shaved head) as Stone Cold Steve Austin Wesley Snipes as Booker T Chow Yoon Fat as Tajiri (yes, I'm sure they are different nationalities, so deal with it) Britney Murphy as Daphne Ashton Kutcher as Spanky [[Edit: How's about Leonardo DiCaprio as Spanky!!!]] Glen Gilberti as Nunzio Michael McShane as A-Train Dave Chappelle as Norman Smiley
(edited by socetew on 2.4.03 1006) A la la la la, I can't hear you.
Not sure if anyone's mentioned this one yet, but I could see Al Pacino as Nature Boy Ric Flair. Damn! That's almost a movie on its own...
"Triple H, The Rock says they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden. No! The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
Magnus/Joe and York/Ion were decent. Ryan/RVD didn't really click which surprised me a little as Ryan is real good. The rest of the wrestling (the little there was to begin with) was nothing to speak of.