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ExtremeLuchador
Salami








Since: 8.6.02
From: La Arena del Treno

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#21 Posted on
Roseanne Barr as Stephanie McMahon
Bronson Pinchot as Kurt Angle
Lance Bass as Triple H
Tom Zenk as The Rock




Triple H's Theme
----------------------

Time to flame the lame... time to flame the lame

It's all about the game, and how you play it
I hunger for control, That why I'm with Stephanie
It's all about the lame,and Vince has gotta pay me... I am the lame... you don't want to like me... I want control
I used to do Joanie... I am Kev's bitch... But people still hate me
I am the lame... and Zenk is going to flame me
Lexus
Bierwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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#22 Posted on
The coyote goes...Steve Buschemi as Paul Heyman
Harvey Keitel as Tazz
Dr. Bruce Pritchard as Vince McMahon
(6 Million Dollar Man) Steve Austin as (Million Dollar Champion) Steve Austin
Ed McMahon as Vince McMahon Sr.
Ed Norton as Mick Foley
Brad Pitt as Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love
Tim Curry as William Regal
J-Lo as Wendi Richter
Sean Penn as RVD
Christopher Walken as the Undertaker
Robert DeNiro as Nathan Jones
Ron Jeremy as A-Train
Jeremy Irons as HHH



I own a Gamecube, and I own Eternal Darkness.
A Fan
Liverwurst








Since: 3.1.02

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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.59
In all honesty, I'd like to see the WWF mini-series. We see Vince and Linda's rise through the take over of the terroritories to today. It would be a six hour, three part mini-series. The first hour shows Vince and Linda meeting and doing what they can to get the company from Vince Sr. The second hour would show the birth of WWF and Hulkamania ending with Wrestlemania I or Linda saying the word: Wrestlemania on the beach. The second part would deal with the 80s/90s where business was awesome, but then came the villians Ted Turner and WCW. Add in the drug trail to close out the act with Vince being acquitted. The third act would detail the Attitude Era and end with the purchase of WCW.

I can only see this as an FX production which means a number of omissions and half truths. I would like to see the boxing writer with the old style hat and the cigar who hates Vince's guts narrate it. In the narration you can tell he hates Vince alot. At the end, they should close with him in the shadows being smug about the entire thing and just when you think they are going to end. A wrestling fan should just bitch him out. He should point out that if it wasn't for Vince, the terroritories would have been bought by someone else or just disappeared, there would be no dream matches, there would be no Monday Night Wars, Wrestlemanias, Hulkamania or even wrestling on TV. The fan should then punch him out and then walk away with a banner that says Wrestelmania 20 on it.

A Fan- Who cares about the cast, the story would be worth telling.
OlFuzzyBastard
Knackwurst








Since: 28.4.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#24 Posted on
I think Christopher Walken should play Vince McMahon, but I think Christopher Walken should be in every movie, so I'm kind of biased that way.



"I'm the next big thing and the gift that I bring
Comes directly from god, so there ain't no holding me down"

---Steve Earle "Ashes To Ashes"
tasslex
Salami








Since: 15.10.02
From: Eagan, MN

Since last post: 3580 days
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#25 Posted on

    Originally posted by asteroidboy
    Jim Breuer as Rob Van Dam

    Harvey Firestein as Pat Patterson



    Originally posted by waffleking
    2 Shaved Gorillas as HHH & Brock Lesner
    Busta Rhymes as Booker T


bwahahahahahah



I donít go to sleep at night, I job to my blankets.

When my mom dies I'd like to know it was peacefully in her sleep, and not fucked to death by 38 men with AIDS.
Swordsman Yen
Frankfurter








Since: 16.2.02
From: Shaolin

Since last post: 3854 days
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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
From the desk of Swordsman Yen
Will Smith as The Rock
Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor on Smallville) as Stone Cold
Steven Seagal as HHH
Gary Busey as Brock Lesnar
Diedrich Bader (the neighbor on Office Space) as The Undertaker and Kane
Bruce Willis as Kurt Angle
Jean-Claude Van Damme as RVD
Robert DeNiro as Vince McMahon
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen as Stephanie McMahon
James Earl Jones as the voice of Stephanie McMahon

edit: Just had a thought. Dolph Lundgren could also play the part of Brock Lesnar.


(edited by Swordsman Yen on 28.3.03 0659)


Be nice to me, or you won't get an XFL franchise.
CANADIAN BULLDOG
Andouille








Since: 5.3.03
From: TORONTO

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#27 Posted on
Okay, I know this a bit overboard, but here we go:
WWE: The Movie
Vince McMahon.................Robert De Niro
Linda McMahon.................Blythe Danner
Stephanie McMahon.............Kate Winslet
Shane McMahon.................Scott Baio
Stone Cold Steve Austin.......Woody Harrelson
The Rock......................Cuba Gooding Jr.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan..........Gene Hackman
Triple H......................Val Kilmer
Kurt Angle....................Bruce Willis
Booker T......................Chris Rock
Shawn Michaels................Adam Sandler
Brock Lesnar..................The Incredible Hulk
Chris Jericho.................Sean William Scott
Rob Van Dam...................Keanu Reeves
The Undertaker................Kurt Russell
Kane..........................Michael Richards
Eric Bischoff.................Tom Cruise
Paul Heyman...................Jim Belushi
Bill Goldberg.................Vin Diesel
Goldust.......................Jim Carrey
Matt Hardy....................Tobey McGuire
Jeff Hardy....................Giovanni Ribisi
Trish Stratus.................Pamela Anderson
Jim Ross......................Andy Richter
Jerry Lawler..................Jack Black
Michael Cole..................Dustin Diamond
Tazz..........................Joe Pesci
Mean Gene Okerlund............Jason Alexander




"Triple H, The Rock says they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden. No! The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
sergeial
Boerewors








Since: 27.2.02
From: Minneapolis

Since last post: 2954 days
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#28 Posted on
I'd rather see an Avengers movie cast with WWF guys:

HHH - Thor
The Rock - Namor (I know Namor isn't black, but they have similar faces.) or Panther
Angle - Cap
Booker T - Bernie Rhodes/Iron Man/War Machine
Lesnar - USAgent or Hulk
RVD - Hawkeye
Lance - Gyrich
Mysterio - Spiderman

Well, Spiderman isn't an Avenger, so I'm clearly running out of ideas...

sergei




"A true champion knows how to deal with adversity."-- Kurt Angle
dwaters
Lap cheong








Since: 16.10.02
From: Connecticut

Since last post: 5 days
Last activity: 15 hours
#29 Posted on
Kevin Bacon IS John Cena.
(or maybe Jim Carrey with a crew cut as in "Me, Myself, and Irene")
Dexley's Midnight Jogger
Pepperoni
Moderator








Since: 10.10.02
From: New Hampshire

Since last post: 179 days
Last activity: 93 days
#30 Posted on
What if they remade a Star Wars movie with WWE guys? Vince as Emperor Palpatine, Steve Austin as Hans Solo, Brian Kendricks as Luke, Kurt Angle as Yoda...



So this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.
Monte
Mettwurst








Since: 27.3.03
From: Montauk, New York

Since last post: 1598 days
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#31 Posted on
Russel Crow as The Big Bossman



"Keep On Keepin' On." - Joe Dirt
waffleking
Pickled pork








Since: 2.10.02
From: Missouri

Since last post: 2744 days
Last activity: 434 days
#32 Posted on
Idea for WWE Cartoon...

WWE BABIES!

WWE Babies, we make our dreams come true
WWE Babies, we'll do the same for you

Steve Austin: When your world is booked kinda weird and you wish that you could walk out.
Brock Lesner: Just stomp the mat and make believe and you can knock someone out.

Rock: I like movies.
Shawn Micheals: I like the clique.
Triple H: I hate laying down.
Kane: KATIE VICK!!
Undertaker: I've got a leather diaper.
Rey Mysterio: I jump out of the air.
Booker T: I do the spineroonie.
Jeff Hardy: And I have blue hair.
Big Show: I need my Stacker 2.
Kurt Angle: IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!

J.R.: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, J.R.

WWE Babies, we'll spill milk to start a feud
WWE Babies, we'll sell a t-shirt to you

WWE WWE WWE WWE
Babies Babies Babies Babies
Make dreams come true.





What in the world is wrong with me?




"If my ass was a football, would you kick it?" - Norman Darter
SchippeWreck
Banger








Since: 26.3.03
From: Glendale, CA

Since last post: 8 hours
Last activity: 6 hours
#33 Posted on

    Originally posted by waffleking
    What in the world is wrong with me?



Absolutely NOTHING! Rock on!



Monte
Mettwurst








Since: 27.3.03
From: Montauk, New York

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#34 Posted on
Allright now who is going to write the screen play?



"Keep On Keepin' On." - Joe Dirt
IPowerbombedKidman
Chorizo








Since: 5.7.02
From: Ft. Worth Texas

Since last post: 4117 days
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#35 Posted on
Brian Kendrick


Yep, you guessed it, Frank Stalone.



"Can you be quiet! I'm finishing up with Catherine the Great... Or should I say Catherine the So-So!"

-JFK, Clone High
dwaters
Lap cheong








Since: 16.10.02
From: Connecticut

Since last post: 5 days
Last activity: 15 hours
#36 Posted on
Waffleking,
thanks for the laugh....
WWE Babies Rock!!!!
darkmatcher
Bockwurst








Since: 12.2.03
From: New York, USA

Since last post: 2592 days
Last activity: 1668 days
#37 Posted on
Waffleking, that was so cute it nearly killed me! You should consider really being a marketing director.



fear hamburglar...
thelivinglegendlgrthnlife
Linguica








Since: 26.7.02

Since last post: 3997 days
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#38 Posted on
John Cena should be played by Marky Mark Wahlberg...
Phoenix37
Haggis








Since: 31.1.03
From: NP, Rhode Island

Since last post: 3024 days
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#39 Posted on
Dude, Shane O Mac HAS to be played by Fred Savage



From The Ashes - A Phoenix Will Rise
Big Bad
Scrapple








Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 1 hour
#40 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Gary Busey as Hulk Hogan.



"I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit."-- Peter O'Toole

"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head, and piss down your dead skull!"
-- Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men

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