Roseanne Barr as Stephanie McMahon Bronson Pinchot as Kurt Angle Lance Bass as Triple H Tom Zenk as The Rock
Triple H's Theme ----------------------
Time to flame the lame... time to flame the lame
It's all about the game, and how you play it I hunger for control, That why I'm with Stephanie It's all about the lame,and Vince has gotta pay me... I am the lame... you don't want to like me... I want control I used to do Joanie... I am Kev's bitch... But people still hate me I am the lame... and Zenk is going to flame me
The coyote goes...Steve Buschemi as Paul Heyman Harvey Keitel as Tazz Dr. Bruce Pritchard as Vince McMahon (6 Million Dollar Man) Steve Austin as (Million Dollar Champion) Steve Austin Ed McMahon as Vince McMahon Sr. Ed Norton as Mick Foley Brad Pitt as Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love Tim Curry as William Regal J-Lo as Wendi Richter Sean Penn as RVD Christopher Walken as the Undertaker Robert DeNiro as Nathan Jones Ron Jeremy as A-Train Jeremy Irons as HHH
In all honesty, I'd like to see the WWF mini-series. We see Vince and Linda's rise through the take over of the terroritories to today. It would be a six hour, three part mini-series. The first hour shows Vince and Linda meeting and doing what they can to get the company from Vince Sr. The second hour would show the birth of WWF and Hulkamania ending with Wrestlemania I or Linda saying the word: Wrestlemania on the beach. The second part would deal with the 80s/90s where business was awesome, but then came the villians Ted Turner and WCW. Add in the drug trail to close out the act with Vince being acquitted. The third act would detail the Attitude Era and end with the purchase of WCW.
I can only see this as an FX production which means a number of omissions and half truths. I would like to see the boxing writer with the old style hat and the cigar who hates Vince's guts narrate it. In the narration you can tell he hates Vince alot. At the end, they should close with him in the shadows being smug about the entire thing and just when you think they are going to end. A wrestling fan should just bitch him out. He should point out that if it wasn't for Vince, the terroritories would have been bought by someone else or just disappeared, there would be no dream matches, there would be no Monday Night Wars, Wrestlemanias, Hulkamania or even wrestling on TV. The fan should then punch him out and then walk away with a banner that says Wrestelmania 20 on it.
A Fan- Who cares about the cast, the story would be worth telling.
From the desk of Swordsman Yen Will Smith as The Rock Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor on Smallville) as Stone Cold Steven Seagal as HHH Gary Busey as Brock Lesnar Diedrich Bader (the neighbor on Office Space) as The Undertaker and Kane Bruce Willis as Kurt Angle Jean-Claude Van Damme as RVD Robert DeNiro as Vince McMahon Tiffani Amber-Thiessen as Stephanie McMahon James Earl Jones as the voice of Stephanie McMahon
edit: Just had a thought. Dolph Lundgren could also play the part of Brock Lesnar.
(edited by Swordsman Yen on 28.3.03 0659) Be nice to me, or you won't get an XFL franchise.
Okay, I know this a bit overboard, but here we go: WWE: The Movie Vince McMahon.................Robert De Niro Linda McMahon.................Blythe Danner Stephanie McMahon.............Kate Winslet Shane McMahon.................Scott Baio Stone Cold Steve Austin.......Woody Harrelson The Rock......................Cuba Gooding Jr. Hollywood Hulk Hogan..........Gene Hackman Triple H......................Val Kilmer Kurt Angle....................Bruce Willis Booker T......................Chris Rock Shawn Michaels................Adam Sandler Brock Lesnar..................The Incredible Hulk Chris Jericho.................Sean William Scott Rob Van Dam...................Keanu Reeves The Undertaker................Kurt Russell Kane..........................Michael Richards Eric Bischoff.................Tom Cruise Paul Heyman...................Jim Belushi Bill Goldberg.................Vin Diesel Goldust.......................Jim Carrey Matt Hardy....................Tobey McGuire Jeff Hardy....................Giovanni Ribisi Trish Stratus.................Pamela Anderson Jim Ross......................Andy Richter Jerry Lawler..................Jack Black Michael Cole..................Dustin Diamond Tazz..........................Joe Pesci Mean Gene Okerlund............Jason Alexander
"Triple H, The Rock says they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden. No! The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
I'd rather see an Avengers movie cast with WWF guys:
HHH - Thor The Rock - Namor (I know Namor isn't black, but they have similar faces.) or Panther Angle - Cap Booker T - Bernie Rhodes/Iron Man/War Machine Lesnar - USAgent or Hulk RVD - Hawkeye Lance - Gyrich Mysterio - Spiderman
Well, Spiderman isn't an Avenger, so I'm clearly running out of ideas...
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"A true champion knows how to deal with adversity."-- Kurt Angle
What if they remade a Star Wars movie with WWE guys? Vince as Emperor Palpatine, Steve Austin as Hans Solo, Brian Kendricks as Luke, Kurt Angle as Yoda...
So this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.
WWE Babies, we make our dreams come true WWE Babies, we'll do the same for you
Steve Austin: When your world is booked kinda weird and you wish that you could walk out. Brock Lesner: Just stomp the mat and make believe and you can knock someone out.
Rock: I like movies. Shawn Micheals: I like the clique. Triple H: I hate laying down. Kane: KATIE VICK!! Undertaker: I've got a leather diaper. Rey Mysterio: I jump out of the air. Booker T: I do the spineroonie. Jeff Hardy: And I have blue hair. Big Show: I need my Stacker 2. Kurt Angle: IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!
J.R.: Is everything all right in here? All: Yes, J.R.
WWE Babies, we'll spill milk to start a feud WWE Babies, we'll sell a t-shirt to you
WWE WWE WWE WWE Babies Babies Babies Babies Make dreams come true.
What in the world is wrong with me?
"If my ass was a football, would you kick it?" - Norman Darter
"I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit."-- Peter O'Toole
"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head, and piss down your dead skull!" -- Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men
I really didn't like the tonights show.The show opening promo turned out pretty good. Bischoff was dressed like a seventy year old man and I really didn't like his promo. The whole Vanilla midget stuff please.