The most highly anticipated movie since "Dude Where's my Car" and "Freddy Got Fingered."
WWE "The Movie"!
Featuring an all star cast:
Jack Nicholson as "The Boss" Vincent Kennedy McMahon Shannon Doherty bulks up to play "Smackdown GM" Stephanie McMahon Rick Moranis as "Raw GM" Eric Bischoff Duayne Johnson as Stone Cold Steve Austin Vin Diesel as The Rock 2 Shaved Gorillas as HHH & Brock Lesner Busta Rhymes as Booker T Keanu Reeves as Rob Van Dam "Whoa!"
... and Abe Vigoda as Hulk Hogan
Directed by Alan Smithee
"If my ass was a football, would you kick it?" - Norman Darter
James Earl Jones as Vince McMahon Rudy Guliani as Sargeant Slaughter Jackie Chan as Taka David Arquette as Goldust Bill Murray as Eric Bichoff Eminem as Rey Misterio DMX as Booker T Vin Diesel as Brock Lesnar Tom Cruise as Shawn Michaels Matt Damon as Bret Hart Tom Arnold as Rikishi Tom Hanks as Hulk Hogan Beyonce Knowles as Jazz Jean Claude Van Dam as Rob Van Dam Steve Martin as Chris Jericho Kiefer Sufferland as Steve Austin Will Smith as The Rock
Mick Foley as The Rock Danny Divto as Stone Cold Steve Austin Luke Wilson as Shane O Mac Trey Parker as The Hulkster Matt Stone as Booker T Jabba the Hut as Rikishi Captin Kirk as Vince McMahon Adam Sandler as Matt Hardy Brad Pitt as Jeff Hardy Marylin Manson as Kane Howard Stern as The Undertaker Thor as HHH Seth Green as Edge Ozzy Osbourne as Rhyno Kevin Spacey as Kurt Angle Chris Tucker as Chris Jericho Chris Rock as Chris Benoit Moby as Nathen Jones
I just kept waiting for him to get distracted by a plate of chicken fingers or something of that ilk and go diving off the stage at it, leaving JR to cover for him. RVD: Cuz no one likes seeing Trip.....TATER SKINS! *dives off at waitress* JR: Ummm......