In tonight's main event, we determine once and for all who is the permanent occupier of the WWE doghouse! Is it SIN CARA...or DREW McINTYRE? I don't know, but I CAN tell you the ring will be very DARK! Also tonight: US Champion SANTINO MARELLA takes on JINDER MAHAL! CODY RHODES is in big trouble because ALEX RILEY took to TOUT to get tips on how to defeat him! JIMMY & JEY USO say OOS and you say OH while JOHNNY CURTIS & DERRICK BATEMAN are ready for action All this PLUS there may be a special RAW Monday or something. I don't know.
OMG I'm am back with more Hot Newz! Now first of all I have to be serious for a moment, recent events in the wrestling world behoove me to do so. You all know what I'm talking about, of course, you can't have missed it.