Always a pleasure when the MAIN EVENT is "highlights from RAW" but everyone is so excited that John Laurinaitis is gone and FINALLY at least ONE graphics writer is going to bother to say "FUTURE ENDEAVORED" Actually, it's a fakeout - the RAW REBOUND occurs just before the STEALTH MAIN EVENT and if you were wondering where ZACK RYDER was this week - well, of course, he's stuck on Superstars in a match against DREW McINTYRE, but at least it's a main event! Also, he BLEEDS (totally by accident!) ALSO TONIGHT: BIG ZEKE EZEKIEL JACKSON v. AIN'T GOT NO TWITTER HUNICO (with Camacho and that beautiful custom-made low riding bicycle) JUSTIN GABRIEL & TYSON KIDD need a team name and they also wouldn't mind a victory over apparently still employed CURT HAWKINS & TYLER REKS! All this PLUS TRIPLE H RETURNS to share his RAW 1000 moment!
Kane's promo was excellent! And live in-ring -- not pre-taped. Emma impressed! Have we ever done a Kane split-personality, schizophrenia thing? I could roll with crazy-evil Kane did it, & less-crazy-occasionally-reasonable Kane is angrily investigating.