Always a pleasure when the MAIN EVENT is "highlights from RAW" but everyone is so excited that John Laurinaitis is gone and FINALLY at least ONE graphics writer is going to bother to say "FUTURE ENDEAVORED" Actually, it's a fakeout - the RAW REBOUND occurs just before the STEALTH MAIN EVENT and if you were wondering where ZACK RYDER was this week - well, of course, he's stuck on Superstars in a match against DREW McINTYRE, but at least it's a main event! Also, he BLEEDS (totally by accident!) ALSO TONIGHT: BIG ZEKE EZEKIEL JACKSON v. AIN'T GOT NO TWITTER HUNICO (with Camacho and that beautiful custom-made low riding bicycle) JUSTIN GABRIEL & TYSON KIDD need a team name and they also wouldn't mind a victory over apparently still employed CURT HAWKINS & TYLER REKS! All this PLUS TRIPLE H RETURNS to share his RAW 1000 moment!
That's not nearly as bad as I expected. Not to hijack the thread, but did you notice how...crappy Kanyon's bathroom looks? The blinds are all warped and the furnishings look really plain. It looks like an average house in an average 15-year-old suburb.