Celebrate Flag Day with tonight's main event: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. AN AD BREAK - and then vs. HUNICO (driven to the ring by CAMACHO) Also tonight: ZACK RYDER takes on Champlin's Own MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY - again! THE USOs say OOS and you say OH and there's a match in here somewhere against the Prime Time Players, TITUS O'NEIL & DARREN YOUNG All this PLUS an update on the condition of CHAIRMAN MR. McMAHON!
Thanks for the transcription of the opening promo (and the others), as always. Sheamus' rules question about the Royal Rumble is now my signature quote. (The answer is "no", by the way. Both feet must touch the floor.)