Celebrate Flag Day with tonight's main event: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. AN AD BREAK - and then vs. HUNICO (driven to the ring by CAMACHO) Also tonight: ZACK RYDER takes on Champlin's Own MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY - again! THE USOs say OOS and you say OH and there's a match in here somewhere against the Prime Time Players, TITUS O'NEIL & DARREN YOUNG All this PLUS an update on the condition of CHAIRMAN MR. McMAHON!
I have no idea why Trojan became the market leader. It's like the Pinto of jimmy hats. Thankfully Eddie won the World Title and Vince Russo wasn't rehired or we'd have Eddie vs. Chavo at Mania in a Trojan on a Pole Match.