TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: Long Island Iced Z ZACK RYDER (remember him?) tries to get past the One Man Southern Rock Band HEATH SLATER!
ALSO TONIGHT: ANTONIO CESARO, accompanied by AKANA, meets TYSON KIDD!
Tag team champions KOFI KINGSTON & R-TRUTH (possibly accompanied by LITTLE JIMMY) take on JTG & MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY - who must have it in their contracts to get one match during the reign of EVERY champion tag team
All this PLUS a RAW REBOUND!
JOSH MATHEWS & MATT STRIKER and SCOTT STANFORD & JOSH MATHEWS call the action. (What?)
Don't worry James,I hear the same voice too......except mine sounds like a gremlin. Maybe,I should get that checked out. (No you shouldn't......) Quiet You! (What are you are you gonna do? Poke me with a Q-tip?) Exactly! (I'll be good)