TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: Long Island Iced Z ZACK RYDER (remember him?) tries to get past the One Man Southern Rock Band HEATH SLATER!
ALSO TONIGHT: ANTONIO CESARO, accompanied by AKANA, meets TYSON KIDD!
Tag team champions KOFI KINGSTON & R-TRUTH (possibly accompanied by LITTLE JIMMY) take on JTG & MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY - who must have it in their contracts to get one match during the reign of EVERY champion tag team
All this PLUS a RAW REBOUND!
JOSH MATHEWS & MATT STRIKER and SCOTT STANFORD & JOSH MATHEWS call the action. (What?)
Well, I'll be the only person to say it, but the birth of the handbaby is one of the greatest things that I've ever seen on television. But you have to take into account that deep-down inside, I'm a very disturbed person.