TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: Long Island Iced Z ZACK RYDER (remember him?) tries to get past the One Man Southern Rock Band HEATH SLATER!
ALSO TONIGHT: ANTONIO CESARO, accompanied by AKANA, meets TYSON KIDD!
Tag team champions KOFI KINGSTON & R-TRUTH (possibly accompanied by LITTLE JIMMY) take on JTG & MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY - who must have it in their contracts to get one match during the reign of EVERY champion tag team
All this PLUS a RAW REBOUND!
JOSH MATHEWS & MATT STRIKER and SCOTT STANFORD & JOSH MATHEWS call the action. (What?)
Why is it, in the WWE, if a guy gets doubleteamed, hit with chair, suplexed onto a chair, hit with a belt, suplexed onto the belt, use any type of foreign object, or brush against the ref the wrong way, he gets an automatic DQ.