In tonight's main event, Divas Champion BETH PHOENIX - remember her? - takes on KELLY KELLY! Watch out, because this one MAY shatter the FIVE MINUTE MARK ALSO TONIGHT: JUSTIN GABRIEL takes on not Heath Slater but HUNICO! He's accompanied by CAMACHO and a custom low-rider bike. R-TRUTH and KOFI KINGSTON team once again and meet CURT HAWKINS & TYLER REKS! All this PLUS: highlights - well, we *say* "highlights" - of RAW's Rock and rap concerts!
And that is how you're supposed to feel about this. The whole point of a sneaky little bastard of a heel champ is to make the fans hate him, and the fact he manages to hold the gold, so much that they love it so much once the jerk loses it.