Tonight's main event could be a main event anywhere in the world! which makes you wonder why they couldn't find space for KOFI KINGSTON vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER on a more important show until you realize THIS IS A LONG ASS MATCH. GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. HEATH SLATER - AGAIN!
Bruce?! That fruit Bruce?! Well, I guess it wouldn't be so bad. Fortunately, I could watch CZW or XPW or NWA Wildside... I saw the comeback of Messiah on CZW last week, and I had a good feeling coming out of there. It was touching for sure.