Tonight's main event could be a main event anywhere in the world! which makes you wonder why they couldn't find space for KOFI KINGSTON vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER on a more important show until you realize THIS IS A LONG ASS MATCH. GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. HEATH SLATER - AGAIN!
And the problem with this is??? The Lazertron return to WCW was amazing. Lazertron in 2004 would be so mind-numbingly great. PRESIDENT DUSTY RHODES!!!! SECOND TERM!!!! I want a WWE DVD dedicated to the original Guerreros RIGHT NOW!