Tonight's main event could be a main event anywhere in the world! which makes you wonder why they couldn't find space for KOFI KINGSTON vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER on a more important show until you realize THIS IS A LONG ASS MATCH. GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. HEATH SLATER - AGAIN!
Well, my non-spoiler, non-dirt sheet thought was that if Austin turned down co-GM, he must want something greater. Something greater would be outright GM of the show, with perhaps Bischoff retained as vice-GM, or something like that.