Tonight's main event could be a main event anywhere in the world! which makes you wonder why they couldn't find space for KOFI KINGSTON vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER on a more important show until you realize THIS IS A LONG ASS MATCH. GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. HEATH SLATER - AGAIN!
I wish I was drunk enough to pawn it off on booze. EN LIEU, I am a fool. ---- And TomK, we need to continue to see who can conjure the best fake pornographic website. Why noone has actually used pigglywigglyUpskirt.com yet is crime against nature.