Tonight's main event could be a main event anywhere in the world! which makes you wonder why they couldn't find space for KOFI KINGSTON vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER on a more important show until you realize THIS IS A LONG ASS MATCH. GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. HEATH SLATER - AGAIN!
Eddie Ellner just disappeared, even the writers act like they one day he disappeared. This magazine enjoys their own little angle. He was replaced by Brandi Mankewicz' who's taking up the heel role in the magazine... I find Matt Brock (I think)