Tonight's main event could be a main event anywhere in the world! which makes you wonder why they couldn't find space for KOFI KINGSTON vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER on a more important show until you realize THIS IS A LONG ASS MATCH. GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL vs. HEATH SLATER - AGAIN!
The so-called "freepers" who hang out at freerepublic.com try to game on-line political polls, although they are getting their asses kicked right now in trying to say that Bush has won any debates. Which leads me to wonder. . . .