Sorry, couldn't find this until today. (Stop hiding it, WWE!)
Tonight's main event: SANTINO MARELLA teams with ALEX RILEY to face tag team champions EPICO y PRIMO (with ROSA MENDES) Also tonight: AKSANA vs. MAXINE - no, REALLY, and it's gotta be over five minutes long Hey, *there's* our United States Champion JACK SWAGGER (accompanied by VICKIE GUERRERO) taking on MASON RYAN! All this PLUS the RAW REBOUND, featuring John Cena, Kane, Eve and...never mind And as if that weren't enough, you ALSO are lucky enough to get another chance to experience the ENTIRE segment of SHAWN MICHAELS' RETURN to RAW! (So...there's another 20 minutes of this show you can skip right away)
This story was picked up earlier today by UK tabloid The Sun - see LUTHER REIGNS: I HAD A STROKE (thesun.co.uk) - which is where I first saw it. Man, I'M older than that dude - I should have had THREE strokes by now.