Sorry, couldn't find this until today. (Stop hiding it, WWE!)
Tonight's main event: SANTINO MARELLA teams with ALEX RILEY to face tag team champions EPICO y PRIMO (with ROSA MENDES) Also tonight: AKSANA vs. MAXINE - no, REALLY, and it's gotta be over five minutes long Hey, *there's* our United States Champion JACK SWAGGER (accompanied by VICKIE GUERRERO) taking on MASON RYAN! All this PLUS the RAW REBOUND, featuring John Cena, Kane, Eve and...never mind And as if that weren't enough, you ALSO are lucky enough to get another chance to experience the ENTIRE segment of SHAWN MICHAELS' RETURN to RAW! (So...there's another 20 minutes of this show you can skip right away)
Just what I've always dreamed of: changing away from HHH's boring ass ramble to see David Young getting his ass beat by the Harris brothers. And then with an extremely heavy heart changing back to HHH as the least of two suck asses.