Tonight's main event: United States Champion JACK SWAGGER (accompanied by VICKIE GUERRERO) vs. ...SANTINO MARELLA? Really? Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL takes on HEATH SLATER - again! YOSHI TATSU faces JOHNNY CURTIS! EPICO y PRIMO (con ROSA MENDES) face JTG & MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY, who may or may not be faces this week! All this, PLUS a special look at THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! (I feel like they may have cut some recaps out of this show!)
JOSH MATHEWS pulls double duty alongside MATT STRIKER and/or SCOTT STANFORD calling the action.
Why would Paul Heyman be any better than Vince Russo? Heyman had some good ideas back in the early ninties, while Russo had some in the late ninties. But the ninties are over! I couldn't care less if it is Heyman or not.