Tonight's main event: United States Champion JACK SWAGGER (accompanied by VICKIE GUERRERO) vs. ...SANTINO MARELLA? Really? Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL takes on HEATH SLATER - again! YOSHI TATSU faces JOHNNY CURTIS! EPICO y PRIMO (con ROSA MENDES) face JTG & MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY, who may or may not be faces this week! All this, PLUS a special look at THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! (I feel like they may have cut some recaps out of this show!)
JOSH MATHEWS pulls double duty alongside MATT STRIKER and/or SCOTT STANFORD calling the action.
I was just wondering the other day when the next report was coming out. - BARRY Michinoku, it's a shame his tapes have never hit the US like they should have. You'll be back. 'Net Retirements' never stick.