Tonight's main event: United States Champion JACK SWAGGER (accompanied by VICKIE GUERRERO) vs. ...SANTINO MARELLA? Really? Also tonight: JUSTIN GABRIEL takes on HEATH SLATER - again! YOSHI TATSU faces JOHNNY CURTIS! EPICO y PRIMO (con ROSA MENDES) face JTG & MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY, who may or may not be faces this week! All this, PLUS a special look at THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! (I feel like they may have cut some recaps out of this show!)
JOSH MATHEWS pulls double duty alongside MATT STRIKER and/or SCOTT STANFORD calling the action.
Considering how weak the SD roster's looking right now (and that there's a good four months to burn before the draft), the E could do a lot worse than throwing money at Joe. That's a pipe dream, though.