Our main event is a Divas match! KELLY KELLY vs. BRIE BELLA - and I suspect NIKKI will be in there somewhere Also tonight: WADE BARRETT and his new rose take on YOSHI TATSU and his...err...shock of red hair EVAN BOURNE is alone tonight! He meets MICHAEL McGILLICUTTY. Three matches? You know what that means - lengthy highlight packages from *both* RAW AND Smackdown!
Aw curses, I meant contestant because I was going to write an amazing joke about how Puder's greatest achievement in the business was becoming Dave Meltzer's San Jose galpal. /Does celebratory Foley lap around the ring