In tonight's main event, determine the future of the WWE as EZEKIEL JACKSON fights JINDER MAHAL - for a looooooooong tiiiiiiiime! Also tonight, and do stop me if this sounds familiar, there may be tag team championship implications as EVAN BOURNE (accompanied by KOFI KINGSTON) meets EPICO (with PRIMO and ROSA MENDES) Remember MASON RYAN? Yeah, he's that guy in the ring taking on JTG! YOSHI TATSU compares hairstyles with TYSON KIDD! All this: PLUS, a RAW REBOUND!
I would also suggest that maybe, just maybe, the fact that sometimes he does some special posing and grunting for the Head Writer. I'm sure that she's above such considerations as helping her boyfriend look good though.