In tonight's main event, determine the future of the WWE as EZEKIEL JACKSON fights JINDER MAHAL - for a looooooooong tiiiiiiiime! Also tonight, and do stop me if this sounds familiar, there may be tag team championship implications as EVAN BOURNE (accompanied by KOFI KINGSTON) meets EPICO (with PRIMO and ROSA MENDES) Remember MASON RYAN? Yeah, he's that guy in the ring taking on JTG! YOSHI TATSU compares hairstyles with TYSON KIDD! All this: PLUS, a RAW REBOUND!
I think it;s more amusing that Shane is using the Van Terminator. Remember when Billy Kidman got all pissy about Lesnar doing the Shooting Star "without asking permission"? I wonder if Shane O Mac talked to Van Dam ahead of time? Heh.