In tonight's main event, determine the future of the WWE as EZEKIEL JACKSON fights JINDER MAHAL - for a looooooooong tiiiiiiiime! Also tonight, and do stop me if this sounds familiar, there may be tag team championship implications as EVAN BOURNE (accompanied by KOFI KINGSTON) meets EPICO (with PRIMO and ROSA MENDES) Remember MASON RYAN? Yeah, he's that guy in the ring taking on JTG! YOSHI TATSU compares hairstyles with TYSON KIDD! All this: PLUS, a RAW REBOUND!
Hey! I fixin to start in on a 12 of Hoffbauer Ice. It's True Swill and thoroughly uncool so I love it. All it has to offer my aching boozehole is sweet sweet overblown amounts of alcohol and tinny, watery taste. Yes, payday is next week.