In tonight's main event, determine the future of the WWE as EZEKIEL JACKSON fights JINDER MAHAL - for a looooooooong tiiiiiiiime! Also tonight, and do stop me if this sounds familiar, there may be tag team championship implications as EVAN BOURNE (accompanied by KOFI KINGSTON) meets EPICO (with PRIMO and ROSA MENDES) Remember MASON RYAN? Yeah, he's that guy in the ring taking on JTG! YOSHI TATSU compares hairstyles with TYSON KIDD! All this: PLUS, a RAW REBOUND!
Sheldon is one quick worker, he's in the Raw lockerroom all of one week and is already trying to butter up Molly... You got your pin on HHH, stop being gready! I guess I'm not a celebrity, isn't that right Garcia?