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DEAN RASMUSSEN
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85



Jesus Christ, that was the best Smackdown so far. From Smackdown Spoiler headers, I thought I was supposed to hate it. [mul]DOOMSTONE came over and we watched it together with my wife so I`m sorry that this is a few minutes late- as I usually write all these insightful comments while watching and mainly during the Stacker 2 commercials- THUS explainging why these are usually posted within 6 minutes of the show ending. I also have to get up at 4:30 AM tomorrow and drive 3 hours to Winchester, Virginia to do work related things, so apologies about the world making this a slightly truncated beloved workrate report. I dug this weeks show probably even more than the PPV. They should all be booked this well.

WHAT WORKED-

- Eddy gets his win back from Edge by cheating to win to set up a SWANK frogsplash and you party and freak out like happy boys- hubbahubbahubbahubbahubba. Edge going over at the PPV makes more sense now and hopefully this will further the Eddy vs Edge feud- as Edge is quite the game Sting to Eddy`s masterful Vader and they have a good, heated match everytime out of the shoot. This kinda sets the pattern of Heyman`s booking of the last week- as Heyman was king-sized at getting a whole roster over through creative booking when at the helm of ECW and seems to be taking a shot at it here. Here, Eddy comes off of Edge`s stong win over Eddy at the PPV with a strong win over Edge. Rikishi gets a strong win over a weakened Eddy who puts him over clean as a sheet after the PERFECT Rikishi Superkick and then Benoit gets a possibly overly strong win on a weakened Rikishi. Undertaker gets a strong win over a weakened Benoit. Heyman understands the gradations and power of every win and loss. Kevin Sullivan could never figure that out. This all leads up to the formula of feeding guys to Lesnar by having them heat it up by wrestling Benoit, Angle and Eddy. Anyway, Edge was quite the game Sting, taking the brutal beating by Eddy and making a slightly pedestrian face comeback, taking a beatdown and making a bigger comeback, and finally making a big comeback but Eddy cheats to win and you and I are stoked that Eddy gets his win back and gets to wrestle again this evening. Eddy is DEEPLY God-like- he is the Best Wrestler In The World this week.

- Rico went from being merely the New Jerry Flynn and Unexotic Adrian Street to The World`s Best Possible Man-candy Jerry Flynn- as he and Rey have a fabulous batch of wrestling. Rey Rey looked great flying over Rico (and the toprope) and crushing the Four Perfect Cheeks Of Glory that accompanied Rico. I wonder why they were banished from ringside afterwards because REY REY JUMPED ON THEM! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! I think that stupid fucking referree has issues with his sexuality and wants to deny me and you Chuck and Billy`s taut and quivering buttockes! The stupid closed-minded motherfucker! Rey Rey`s Mortal into the dropkick is becoming akin to the Guillotine legdrop while your opponent is in the ropes in terms of a preposterous set-up. It still has vestiges of coolness because Silver King uses it in Japan as Black Tiger- and Silver King is your wrestling Lord and Saviour if you have half a brainstem. Rico gets maddest phattest props for SUWAing the Toprope Rana like a complete motherfucker- getting the big rotation in the roll-up. Rico needs to work on his punches. His Moonsault to Nowhere was fucking beautiful.

- Rikishi and Eddy have a spirited affair with Rikishi going over clean as a sheet and then Eddy and Benoit get Eddy`s heat back by beating the shit out of Rikishi- which affects the Benoit vs Rikishi match. Rikishi is good in this- selling for Eddy and bumping well. They tease a stinkface but don`t actually pull the trigger. This would go down yonder in the DON`T WORKED column in your mind, because you don`t get your description of Rikishi`s tantalizing blowhole fantasyland of turgid, pungent, alluring taint. I apologize, gentle reader, and assure that your joke about Rikishi`s giant ass will come next week. Eddy is fucking God but Rikishi is sooooooo underrated. You should all be ashamed. The motherfucker can work. And he was int he motherfucking SST. What do fucking want?

- God, Shannon Moore does his best impersonation of Psicosis this time around and Tajiri goes waaaaay back to his Kendo Nagasaki training to work an actual wrestling match between the spots. Shannon was fearless as he leaned into Tajiri`s phat assed kicks like a fucking champ. The cameo by Noble and Nidia wasn`t enough to satiate my giant need to see their exploits every week but the fact they gave this match a really long time and continued Moore`s inexplicable push made me love this all the more. Tajiri needs to lose the pants already and get on the Noble bandwagon. That didn`t sound right.

- Stephanie is gonna try to stir the stinky stew with Benoit- what with seductive smile after she gets him all riled up about beating the dogshit out of Rikishi.

- Brock Lesnar is motherfucking GOD. Brock Lesnar OUTBUMPS Matt motherfucking Hardy in a glorified squashmatch. MATT FUCKING HARDY. That`s love of the craft of professional wrestling that doesn`t surface again until the next Kurt Angle match. Lesnar also hits the best Overhead Belly to Belly since awe-inspiring belly-to-belly against Rikishi- all the while bumping like a lobotomized maroon for Matt Hardy. I`m all about the Mattitude.

- The Main Event was the thing I was supposed to hate. I forgot to hate it. I hated the fact that it was a 3-way because as a rule, three-ways suck. This 3-way had Benoit and Angle beating the living dogpiss out of each other so it fucking ruled. The ANGLE COMPLETE ROTATION SELL OF THE BENOIT RELEASED GERMAN SUPLEX WAS MOTHERFUCKING GOD CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT BALLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL BALLS OUT. Undertaker seemed fired up to be in the match and bumped as well as he could and wisely let Benoit and Angle carry the body of the match before getting the win. The idiocy of the 3-way ruins the double submission spot so it didn`t enrage me but it`s annoying that Angle would break the hold and attack Benoit. I`m assuming that this will set up Benoit vs UT next week and UT vs Angle the week after and the- after Unforgiven- Booker T jumps and we do it all over again.

WHAT DIDN`T WORK-

- John Cena`s punches weren`t good. That match seems like he and Devon ran out of stuff at 3 minutes in and THAT ain`t good.

- I awaited Bob Holly to say ``durn!`` while being dissed by Stephanie. And I hope they weren`t shooting for sexual tension between Holly and Dawn Marie because I just don`t picture Holly tagging anyone outside of a 1999 Packed and Stacked calendar.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN RASMUSSEN.



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Man, I didn't feel too bad about missing this show in favor of studying AP US History after giving a quick glance at the spoilers. Looks like I got HOSED. :(



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN



    mul]DOOMSTONE came over and we watched it together with my wife so I`m sorry that this is a few minutes late-



What the heck do you do with the three kids while you and your wife watch Smackdurn? Do they actually go to bed and stay in bed so you can watch TV?



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#4 Posted on

    - I awaited Bob Holly to say ``durn!`` while being dissed by Stephanie. And I hope they weren`t shooting for sexual tension between Holly and Dawn Marie because I just don`t picture Holly tagging anyone outside of a 1999 Packed and Stacked calendar.


99? I always figured he go for the '85 edition. Probably someone with a Trans Am and a Magnum TA mustache.





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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
This was so much better than the crap MTV threw out there tonight but my favorite CSI~~~ episode was on so I missed most of the last hour.





These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
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#6 Posted on
Good stuff Dean. I await the "where do you put the kids" response to Pieman as my little ones sometime prevent my immediate viewing of the SD! goodness, especially hour 1.

And fuck the Redskins for pre-empting this show in the Washington DC-Baltimore corridor with their stupid preseason. Now I have to wait until Saturday. Dammit to hell!



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#7 Posted on
Doc Op, you won't get sympathy from me. I had to watch the (ugh) Giants go up against the mass murderer Ray Lewis and the Ravens.



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#8 Posted on
Yeah, I wound up not watching much TV at all.

And it's Drop...The big O is for effect, like the Beastie Boys riff: uuuuuuuuuuummmmm DrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp!





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DEAN RASMUSSEN
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Since: 11.12.01
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by pieman

      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN



      mul]DOOMSTONE came over and we watched it together with my wife so I`m sorry that this is a few minutes late-



    What the heck do you do with the three kids while you and your wife watch Smackdurn? Do they actually go to bed and stay in bed so you can watch TV?


----
DR: We put them to bed at 8:00 and after that, I- being an ass and a jerk- let the wife handle them continually getting out of bed for the usual myriad of reasons. I do the same for her when she is watching American Idol. SO THERE!

And the 3 month old just screams at the top of his lungs between feedings and there is nothing you can do about that.

DEAN.

(edited by DEAN RASMUSSEN on 30.8.02 1406)


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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.09

    Originally posted by deadbeater
    Doc Op, you won't get sympathy from me. I had to watch the (ugh) Giants go up against the mass murderer Ray Lewis and the Ravens.


Somebody must still a tad bitter the Giants looked like a Pop Warner team in SB 35.
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#11 Posted on


Yet another fine report from Dean. Somehow, this line, after the talk of quivering buttcheeks, just out of all of them killed me: "Tajiri needs to lose the pants already and get on the Noble bandwagon. That didn`t sound right."





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#12 Posted on

    Originally posted by ManiacalClown
    Man, I didn't feel too bad about missing this show in favor of studying AP US History after giving a quick glance at the spoilers. Looks like I got HOSED. :(



Hey trust me I just aced that class last year....there ain't much need for study....unless you have a dickish teacher.



What a Manuever!



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      Originally posted by pieman

        Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN



        mul]DOOMSTONE came over and we watched it together with my wife so I`m sorry that this is a few minutes late-



      What the heck do you do with the three kids while you and your wife watch Smackdurn? Do they actually go to bed and stay in bed so you can watch TV?


    ----
    DR: We put them to bed at 8:00 and after that, I- being an ass and a jerk- let the wife handle them continually getting out of bed for the usual myriad of reasons. I do the same for her when she is watching American Idol. SO THERE!

    And the 3 month old just screams at the top of his lungs between feedings and there is nothing you can do about that.

    DEAN.

    (edited by DEAN RASMUSSEN on 30.8.02 1406)



Okay - that I'll buy.

"I need a drink."

"I need to pee."

"I'm scared of the dark."

And that's just me talking to my wife!


As for the screamer - is Rod breastfeeding? If so, you're off the hook for a while, brudder.



He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around.
DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
br>

As for the screamer - is Rod breastfeeding? If so, you're off the hook for a while, brudder.



DR: Oh yeah. My wife is hardcore. Natural childbirth, breastfeeding, home schooling- the whole magilla.

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.



ManiacalClown
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00

    Originally posted by HitTheSnoozeButton

      Originally posted by ManiacalClown
      Man, I didn't feel too bad about missing this show in favor of studying AP US History after giving a quick glance at the spoilers. Looks like I got HOSED. :(



    Hey trust me I just aced that class last year....there ain't much need for study....unless you have a dickish teacher.



Like one who doesn't TEACH? :)



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Since: 26.8.02
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#16 Posted on
To show my appreciation for your fine Smackdown recaps I've decided to treat you to something wonderful. It will certainly bring out your "other" side.






"Billy & Chuck... double team specialists"



A Super Monkey Ball Freak!!
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#17 Posted on
it`s annoying that Angle would break the hold and attack Benoit.

Maybe Angle realized that, if Taker tapped out, Benoit might be given the win because Benoit had the submission on first. So he stopped and broke up the hold.

--K
Confusatron
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Since: 30.8.02
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#18 Posted on
That would be damn near hyper-drive psychologyif it was so, but Angle would be at the top of the list to pull it off.

As for Billy & Chuck; is it possible that this the best of the Billy Gunn tag-teams? Or would we have to compare and contrast the rumplicious value of Chuck vs. Road Dog vs. Bart Gunn. Where does Dean stand on THAT issue.

I live in Orlando, and SmackDown here was prempted for a Jacksonville game~! Maybe next week the Bucs will get a turn and they can rotate ruining my Thursday nights. The rebroadcast here isn't until Sunday, so if I watch Velocity I'll get the highlights before the actual matches. Definately a confusatron situation. I'd like to zap that station manager with my destructo ray.
LastCallHall
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#19 Posted on

    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    br>

    As for the screamer - is Rod breastfeeding? If so, you're off the hook for a while, brudder.



DR: Oh yeah. My wife is hardcore. Natural childbirth, breastfeeding, home schooling- the whole magilla.

DEAN.



Chanted ecdub style...She's hardcore, she's hardcore...



Hall: "Hey maybe we could have a few beers with the boys..."
Nash: "I don't think thats such a good idea..."
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
If I end end being pile-driven through our kitchen table, I'm coming back here and getting PAYBACK!

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.



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