Originally posted by evilwaldo"These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN!"
Best recap paragraph ever.
Can I use it in my sig?
DR: By all means feel free. I myself am hoping for more Rikishi matches where I get to use the word "pungent" more often.
DR: OH MAN! I forgot the JUMBLE one I did. I'm SOOOO doing that next week. The original Jumble Workrate Report Jumbles from 5/98:
(the secret letters where the stars are letters to the SUPER Jumble at the end! It's fun!) "To achieve and succeed at the PowerPlant you need a lot of _______." D E S O T R I S (_ * * _ _ _ * _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE PART TWO! "It is rumored that the Giant actually hit a _________ in Japan and at the PowerPlant!" V E G M R I O T L W N S E (_ _ _ _ * * _ _ _ _ _ _ *)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #3! "Mitsuhara Misawa has never done THIS finishing manuever!" T H U C A R P H E N (* _ * _ _ _ * _ * *)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #4! "The WWF has changed it's attitude to include a lot more __________." T A S E A G B T R I N S (_ _ * _ _ * _ _ _ _ _ _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #5! "He is the worst wrestler in Mexico!" S E C A N C I R A (_ _ _ _ _ _ * _ _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #6! "He thought up the brilliant Black Scorpion Angle!" R S O D E N E A O L N (_ * _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #7! "The crappiest wrestler ever in AWA!" M U K F U Z O H F C B (* * _ _ _ * _ _ _ _ _)
THE SUPER WRESTLING JUMBLE! "He owns a restuarant in Atlanta where my wife and I ate across from a picture King Curtis's scar-covered forehead!" (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)
S H I T H E A D S V E K T W O P J O J O E U V L S U T R S F K P R I C R A L R W R E T C H C G K E R K D C I I P R J P Y A P D Y K R B E P A E G U S O A P P A L Z J E S E E S M S K L P E E L I K E K O N S F G
(HINTS: Clotheline, Three-Point Stance, Two by Four, Old Glory, HOOOO, Taped Fist, and SO MUCH MORE!)
Dean, is there any chance of recapping Velocity as well? They're starting to put on 5:00 minute matches, and NOW there's the added prospect of having the occasional Benoit and/or Guerrero match to go along with appearances by Noble & Nidia. Please consider it, I find your workrate reports AWESOME.
Originally posted by IncredibleHeelHeat Dean, is there any chance of recapping Velocity as well? They're starting to put on 5:00 minute matches, and NOW there's the added prospect of having the occasional Benoit and/or Guerrero match to go along with appearances by Noble & Nidia. Please consider it, I find your workrate reports AWESOME.
They probably won't have Beniot/Guerrero matches....but you can bet they'll have "LAST THURSDAY ON SMACKDOWN!" highlights sooner or later!
(edited by El Nastio on 2.8.02 1818)
I will not falter, I will not collapse. With my head held high none shall pass....
I forgot about the WCW matches. I was thinking way back to the early Wrestlemania timeframes. I still say he never beat "Hulk" Hogan though. It must've been the black & white "Hollywood" version of the Hulkster that Piper beat.