Originally posted by evilwaldo

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"These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN!"

Best recap paragraph ever.

Can I use it in my sig?

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Originally posted by El Nastio

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The material provided by that link is MONEY. I stand corrected.

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Originally posted by vsp

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Originally posted by El Nastio

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The material provided by that link is MONEY. I stand corrected.

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Damn straight. Where else can I prove to my friends and family that I was once dubbed Cyber-Stud of the New Millenium by Dean himself?

(still have clue, still will travel)




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DR: OH MAN! I forgot the JUMBLE one I did. I'm SOOOO doing that next week. The original Jumble Workrate Report Jumbles from 5/98:

(the secret letters where the stars are letters to the SUPER Jumble at the end! It's fun!)
"To achieve and succeed at the PowerPlant you need a lot of _______."
D E S O T R I S (_ * * _ _ _ * _)

WRESTLING JUMBLE PART TWO!
"It is rumored that the Giant actually hit a _________ in Japan and at the PowerPlant!"
V E G M R I O T L W N S E (_ _ _ _ * * _ _ _ _ _ _ *)

WRESTLING JUMBLE #3!
"Mitsuhara Misawa has never done THIS finishing manuever!"
T H U C A R P H E N (* _ * _ _ _ * _ * *)

WRESTLING JUMBLE #4!
"The WWF has changed it's attitude to include a lot more __________."
T A S E A G B T R I N S (_ _ * _ _ * _ _ _ _ _ _)

WRESTLING JUMBLE #5!
"He is the worst wrestler in Mexico!"
S E C A N C I R A (_ _ _ _ _ _ * _ _)

WRESTLING JUMBLE #6!
"He thought up the brilliant Black Scorpion Angle!"
R S O D E N E A O L N (_ * _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)

WRESTLING JUMBLE #7!
"The crappiest wrestler ever in AWA!"
M U K F U Z O H F C B (* * _ _ _ * _ _ _ _ _)


THE SUPER WRESTLING JUMBLE!
"He owns a restuarant in Atlanta where my wife and I ate across from a picture King Curtis's scar-covered forehead!"
(_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)


S H I T H E A D S V E K T
W O P J O J O E U V L S U
T R S F K P R I C R A L R
W R E T C H C G K E R K D
C I I P R J P Y A P D Y K
R B E P A E G U S O A P P
A L Z J E S E E S M S K L
P E E L I K E K O N S F G


(HINTS: Clotheline, Three-Point Stance, Two by Four, Old Glory, HOOOO, Taped Fist, and SO MUCH MORE!)

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YES, I AM DEAN.

Originally posted by IncredibleHeelHeat

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Dean, is there any chance of recapping Velocity as well? They're starting to put on 5:00 minute matches, and NOW there's the added prospect of having the occasional Benoit and/or Guerrero match to go along with appearances by Noble & Nidia. Please consider it, I find your workrate reports AWESOME.

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