Originally posted by evilwaldo"These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN!"
Best recap paragraph ever.
Can I use it in my sig?
DR: By all means feel free. I myself am hoping for more Rikishi matches where I get to use the word "pungent" more often.
DR: OH MAN! I forgot the JUMBLE one I did. I'm SOOOO doing that next week. The original Jumble Workrate Report Jumbles from 5/98:
(the secret letters where the stars are letters to the SUPER Jumble at the end! It's fun!) "To achieve and succeed at the PowerPlant you need a lot of _______." D E S O T R I S (_ * * _ _ _ * _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE PART TWO! "It is rumored that the Giant actually hit a _________ in Japan and at the PowerPlant!" V E G M R I O T L W N S E (_ _ _ _ * * _ _ _ _ _ _ *)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #3! "Mitsuhara Misawa has never done THIS finishing manuever!" T H U C A R P H E N (* _ * _ _ _ * _ * *)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #4! "The WWF has changed it's attitude to include a lot more __________." T A S E A G B T R I N S (_ _ * _ _ * _ _ _ _ _ _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #5! "He is the worst wrestler in Mexico!" S E C A N C I R A (_ _ _ _ _ _ * _ _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #6! "He thought up the brilliant Black Scorpion Angle!" R S O D E N E A O L N (_ * _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)
WRESTLING JUMBLE #7! "The crappiest wrestler ever in AWA!" M U K F U Z O H F C B (* * _ _ _ * _ _ _ _ _)
THE SUPER WRESTLING JUMBLE! "He owns a restuarant in Atlanta where my wife and I ate across from a picture King Curtis's scar-covered forehead!" (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)
S H I T H E A D S V E K T W O P J O J O E U V L S U T R S F K P R I C R A L R W R E T C H C G K E R K D C I I P R J P Y A P D Y K R B E P A E G U S O A P P A L Z J E S E E S M S K L P E E L I K E K O N S F G
(HINTS: Clotheline, Three-Point Stance, Two by Four, Old Glory, HOOOO, Taped Fist, and SO MUCH MORE!)
Dean, is there any chance of recapping Velocity as well? They're starting to put on 5:00 minute matches, and NOW there's the added prospect of having the occasional Benoit and/or Guerrero match to go along with appearances by Noble & Nidia. Please consider it, I find your workrate reports AWESOME.
Originally posted by IncredibleHeelHeat Dean, is there any chance of recapping Velocity as well? They're starting to put on 5:00 minute matches, and NOW there's the added prospect of having the occasional Benoit and/or Guerrero match to go along with appearances by Noble & Nidia. Please consider it, I find your workrate reports AWESOME.
They probably won't have Beniot/Guerrero matches....but you can bet they'll have "LAST THURSDAY ON SMACKDOWN!" highlights sooner or later!
(edited by El Nastio on 2.8.02 1818)
I will not falter, I will not collapse. With my head held high none shall pass....
I don't mind if HHH (or Angle) cheat to win their matches. But why are they acting like such PUSSIES. Seriously, they both run away and don't want to defend their title. I'm sick and tired of having the two champions being portrayed as pussies.