I've been watching for 15 years, and I'm sorry, I know there are already a few threads about this, but WWE is so sissified, it isn't funny. All the men I watched for years, from Poffo to Monsoon to Savage to Vader to HHH, to Hart. This isn't good if the E is for entertainment. Opinions?
Absolutely right. Can the future or 'rasslin' look any lamer? Looks like it's tapes of pre-'92 NWA and Puro from now on. "World Wrestling Entertainment", my left nut!
"All born equal unless you're Canadian Then halfway through decay like Uranium You define what's death-defying Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? Have really good times doing really bad things ‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings Like Elton John with his candle in the wind It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' Don't expect a bright light no just curtains Life is like a penis most people don't know it But most people suck so they usually blow it"
From "Take The Long Way Home", by The Bloodhound Gang
I guess whatever appeal Bradshaw has to Vince comes from being a big guy.. tall is very important in the big mans world, the freak show, carnival gig, lookin for marks and rubes. And Bradshaw's an ex-jock football guy so JR would naturally mark out.........