Back when Hogan won his first WWF Title-they showed this on Confidential a few weeks back-Gene Okerland interviewed him and you can see this huge wad of spit go straight from Hogan's mouth right into Okerland's face as Hogan's speaking. Really disgusting, leaving a great look on Okerland's face.
Mean Gene: "You know, I don't think it's a question - Goldberg, I don't think it's a question of who's next, I think it's a question of who's left?" Goldberg: "No, see, that's where you're wrong. It ain't who's left, it's - WHO'S NEXT?"
"Just how hardcore am I? Well this morning, I drank milk that was two days past the expiration!" -Norman Smiley
The harshest fuckup I have ever seen is in ECW, from the Sandman/Raven family feud. It was in a world title match between Raven and Pitbull 2, and this fat fuck goes to the top to spash Pitbull. He jumps way short, lands on his left leg and SNAPS his shin.
Does anybody know who that guy was? It is on the ECW Hardcore History DVD. Actually, about half of the spots on the Extreme Moments sections belong in this thread.
-K
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Jeez, I keep remembering really weird one's like...
No Mercy 2000 - Dudleys Invitational Grandmaster Sexay goes to powerbomb Raven from off the ring apron through a table. Except as he flips over Raven to set up the move, his foot hits the table. Despite the fact that the contact is about as much as Trish got on Jackie, the table collapses leaving Brian just stood there looking like a tool.
Originally posted by SmooveKThe harshest fuckup I have ever seen is in ECW, from the Sandman/Raven family feud. It was in a world title match between Raven and Pitbull 2, and this fat fuck goes to the top to spash Pitbull. He jumps way short, lands on his left leg and SNAPS his shin.
Does anybody know who that guy was? It is on the ECW Hardcore History DVD. Actually, about half of the spots on the Extreme Moments sections belong in this thread.
-K
I have that DVD,I think that the guy was maybe one of the HeadHunters,I could be wrong.
"Calvary's here;calvary's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here"
Originally posted by Spank EWhen DX reformed in late 99 and were feuding with Vince. Vince's mic went out and Triple H said something along the lines of "You own a multi-billion dollar company and you STILL can't find a mic that works?"
That was Jericho. He was at the top of the stage trying to say something to Vince but his mic didn't work. Vince said, "Look, he got a Canadian microphone." Then Jericho got a working one and said something to the effect of your quote.
The Hogan motorcycle incident cracked me up.
The women's division has always been pretty much a clusterf*ck too.
(edited by WyldeWolf1 on 9.7.02 1152) WyldeWolf1 The Man of 1,007 holds, making him 3 holds better than Chris Jericho!
Originally posted by Spank EWhen DX reformed in late 99 and were feuding with Vince. Vince's mic went out and Triple H said something along the lines of "You own a multi-billion dollar company and you STILL can't find a mic that works?"
That was Jericho. He was at the top of the stage trying to say something to Vince but his mic didn't work. Vince said, "Look, he got a Canadian microphone." Then Jericho got a working one and said something to the effect of your quote. (edited by WyldeWolf1 on 9.7.02 1152)
RICK STEINER: Hall! Nash! [uncomfortably long pause] WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! SCOTT STEINER: I think what my brother is trying to say ...
(edited by VK Wallstreet on 9.7.02 1239) "I don't wanna be called Booker T anymore. From this point on, you are to address me as GI Bro. ... Now can you copy that?" "Loud and clear, GI Bro!"
A few weeks back on Raw after winning a match, The "Cowman" Bradshaw went to run up the ring steps and triped, falling face first. I couldn't stop laughing.
Originally posted by Chico SantanaA few weeks back on Raw after winning a match, The "Cowman" Bradshaw went to run up the ring steps and triped, falling face first. I couldn't stop laughing.
No he didn't. He slipped and ALMOST fell, but he caught himself.
Mean Gene: "You know, I don't think it's a question - Goldberg, I don't think it's a question of who's next, I think it's a question of who's left?" Goldberg: "No, see, that's where you're wrong. It ain't who's left, it's - WHO'S NEXT?"
"Just how hardcore am I? Well this morning, I drank milk that was two days past the expiration!" -Norman Smiley
Mike Awesome -v- J.T. Smith (ECW '95) Both men are on top. Awesome lifts Smith for a top rope powerbomb, and the top rope snaps.
J.T. Smith -v- Hack Myers (ECW '95) Smith goes for a tope, gets his feet caught on the top rope, drops down headfirst on the cement. got a Rahman-like lump on his head. STILL finished the match.
Can you really call these bloopers? I mean, these guys could've been seriously hurt.
I like the one from Summerslam 96, when Yokozuna goes for a Banzai drop against Austin, and the rope breaks. Yoko just falls straight back, and Austin is able to improv the pin.
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?
Dammit, I never get to hear them chant, "YOU F*CKED UP! YOU F*CKED UP!"
As for the bloopers, Trish's attempted flying bulldog on Jackie on RAW. Actually, Jackie was the one who screwed it up, since she was moving around too much for Trish to perform the move correctly. Hey, Big! Tell me again why Jake didn't win Tough Enough?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Also when the segments got mixed up on Thunder that one time. It was the first Thunder of the Russo-Bischoff era.
Yeah, wasn't that the time when Jeff Jarrett dressed up like on of the Villanos (mask and all), except they FIRST aired the segment that was supposedly after the match, where Jarrett goes up to Russo - I think - and takes the mask off for the "shocking" revelation.
Can't remember what the actual match was, though ...
4-corners match in ecw between Jericho, Douglas, Scorpio, Pitbull # 2. Jericho tries to do the spot where he runs to the corner, og lifts himself over the charging, but the other guy forgets to charge, and Jericho falls flat on his stomach.
Jim Duggan and the disgusting booger in his beard , can't remember which PPV it was, I'm thinking WM 4-5
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph: I'm a boy! Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
How about that run-in by Duggan when he beat the hell out of a bunch of people with the world's floppiest 2x4? I know it wasn't supposed to be real, but come ON, people.
Albano was feeding Don Muraco a hamburger while Muraco had a squash match. After the match, Albano slips on the wrapping and falls down.
In Georgia Wrestling, they have a nasty habit of, before a run-in, the wrestlers in the ring stalling the action for more than a few seconds, as if waiting to get the next cue.
Stan Hansen was squashing someone in his inimitable style. The action went outside the ring, and Hansen whacked the poor kid with his cowbell. Solie was doing the announcing, and he was going to say something about it, then--the mic got cut off!!! It got back on almost immediately, but Solie didn't know that, and stayed silent, thinking that they were still fixing it.
Mabel falling on someone (can't remember who) for a failed bodyslam, then not being able to get up, nor the poor guy able to get out from under him, giving Men on a Mission the tag titles
Since I'm one of the few people responding, let me say that I'm glad you're writing these and am glad you found some wrestling to keep you enthused about the business.