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|  #1 Posted on 31.1.02 2103.17 | I've seen WWF Valentine's Day cards in years past, and with the holiday rushing fast upon us, I think we should all write our own wrestling Valentine's Day cards in order to combine the warmth, love and affection expressed on Feb. 14th with the sleaze, brutality and dorkiness inbred into Our Great Sport.
Remember kids, let's do this the corny Elementary School style, with an opening line for the front cover and a 'punch-line' for the inside.
CHRIS JERICHO
"You may be a dirty, slimey, bottom-feeding trashbag ho...
...But will you Be My Valentine?"
TRIPLE H
"Are you PREPARED-uh, to play the GAME-uh...
...of LOVE-uh?"
BUBBA RAY
"D-Von!...
...Get the very special Valentine!"
CHRIS BENOIT
"Prove Me Wrong...
...and be my Valentine!"
VINCE MCMAHON
"Destroying lives GETS ME OFF...
...and so does being your Valentine!"
LINDA MCMAHON
"On this day, I am proud to announce, that in this very special engagement, and for all the fans watching around the world to see...
...Happy Valentine's Day!"
CHYNA
"I want work...
...as your Valentine!"
THE BIG SHOW
"WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
...it's a very big Valentine's Day!"
LANCE STORM
"If I may be serious for a minute...
...Jubilations to you and yours on Valentine's Day."
TEST
"Wouldn't you just love to be with a body like this...
...for Valentine's Day?"
TAZZ
"Beat me if you can...
...Be my Valentine because I want you to!"
SCOTTY 2 HOTTY
"L-O-V-E...
...WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! Happy Valentine's Day."
ACOLYTES
"Happy Valentine's Day...
...Damn!"
KANYON
"Who bedda than Kanyon?!...
...To be your Valentine!"
RAVEN
"What about me??...
...What about my Valentine's Day??"
STEVE AUSTIN
"Will you be my...
...WHAT?"
JIM ROSS
"FER GAWD'S SAKE...
...be my Valentine!"
KAIENTAI
"Be my Valentine...
...INDEED!"
STEVE AUSTIN
"If you wanna be my Valentine...
...Gimme a HELL YEAH!"
Now you guys finish it...
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| #2 Posted on 31.1.02 2336.32 | Instant Rating: 4.06 | HBK
"I can stay up...all...night!
On Valentines Day!"
Val Venis
"I got something for ya right here... [image of val reaching for his towel]
"Happy Valentines day! [holding construction paper heart]"
Jericho
"Will you be my undisputed Valentine?"
Michael Cole
"Ya know what they say about frosty tops...
Ok they say nothing! PLEASE be my Valentine! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!"
D-von
"I love you so much I have to..."
"TESTIFY!!"
RVD
"You? Be my Valentine?...
"Whatever!"
DDP
"Being my Valentine isn't a bad thing...
It's a good thing!  "
Undertaker
"The ring is my yard...
But you have my heart!"
Kaientai
"You know what they say about EEEEEEVIL!?
They make a great Valentine! INDEED!"
Dean Malenko
"I know 1000 holds..."
"But all I need for you is the "Bear Hug!" Happy Valentines Day!"
Nothing is better than X-pac! It's all in the inflection...
"We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us!!" | spf
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| #3 Posted on 1.2.02 0052.52 | Chris Jericho: I am the Living Legend
....Of Love!
Ric Flair (for me) To Be The Man
You need to be my Valentine! WHOO!
Hurricane (for use on singles only): You have no Valentine?
WHAZZUPWITDAT?!
Booker T: I want you to be my valentine!
Now can you dig that?
Bret Hart: I am the best there is, the best there was...
And you're the best valentine there ever will be.
Test: Will you please be my valentine?
PLEASE?! I'm begging here! PLEASE????
VKM: Tonight....In this very ring....
Will you be my valentine?
Jerry Lawler: If I give you candy, will you give me....
PUPPIES?!
There, I feel better now. | BenoitFan7
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| #4 Posted on 1.2.02 0951.14 | EDGE & CHRISTIAN
"[Playing kazoo]...
...You think you love me!"
BOOKER T
"You ain't got a Valentine?!...
...TELL ME you just did not say that!"
RIKISHI
"Back that ass up!
...and Be My Valentine!"
THE UNDERTAKER
"Boy, don't make me beat your ass...
...and make you My Very Special Valentine!"
JIM DUGGAN
"Won't you be my...
...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(yeah, I know, I know)
THE ROCK
"FINALLY...
...THE ROCK has a Valentine!"
TRIPLE H
"It's MY TIME...
...To be your Valentine!"
VADER
"It's TINE! It's TINE!
...It's VALENTINE!"
Okay, let me stop myself before these get any worse.
Please credit myself and Slashwrestling when posting this news elsewhere. | Quezzy
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| #5 Posted on 1.2.02 1916.24 | Jeff Jarrett
I'm the chosen one...
to be your Valentine!
Ok so I suck, Valentine's Day is stupid anyway..
Lance's Response:
THAT IS AWESOME! | LeechOfTheNight
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| #6 Posted on 2.2.02 0742.20 | Originally posted by BenoitFan7
THE UNDERTAKER
"Boy, don't make me beat your ass...
...and make you My Very Special Valentine!"
Oh, that's good, that's the one!
"What an idiot! The beach is right there!" ---Stifler |
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