I feel slightly nauseated. Ok, more than slightly.
Why do I keep torturing myself with this? At least we got a semi-recent pop culture reference by the commentator this week... if Courtney Love can be considered current.
Recommendation: skip it entirely unless you have an upskirt fetish-- SPOILER:
Spoiler Below: Highlight text to read
they all have black underoos
Paige Webb trying to do "geeky" while stripping to that godawful outfit was the even more cringe worthy than fake Snooki. Geeks generally don't have fake tans, or try to match their eyeshadow to the same color teal as their lingerie.
There is a bad rap over the bikini shoot called "Bad Rap" I imagine... Lil' Slam or whoever put the lyrics to the beat really REALLY needs a metronome.
Warning! There is also a comic section. Comics and TakeDown (they've stopped calling it Wrestlicious directly it seems) are not like chocolate and peanut butter-- more like limburger and headcheese.
*shakes tiny fist at CRZ*
/edit ...and I apparently can't find the spoiler tag on the first try
"Catch Wrestlicious TakeDown Live! Friday May 28th at 1st Avenue, Minneapolis MN. This National TV Taping is presented by F1rst Wrestling, and will feature White Magic, Autumn Frost, Cousin Cassie, Tyler Texas, Marley and Toni The Top plus more Wrestlicious stars!"
Originally posted by CruelAngel777I still think Paige Webb/Serena looks way hotter bald. This is an unprecedented fetish for me.
Most important part of this episode, Faces win legit. Wow.
Well, legit in the sense that the heels had their cheating backfire on them. It's another fluke win to me, almost as bad as the DQ win for Lacey and the cheerleader.
The commentator is the best part of the show for me now. He's mixing in a few more pop culture and/or wrestling references in-between his bad jokes and creepy double entendres.
Good wrestling and somehow even worse comedy. They are dropping the bar every week with the jokes.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (myspace.com)
Despite the campy outfits and cartoon gimmicks, the wrestlers on this show are working it and are some of my favorites anyway. At least We're getting to see them. If this was actually on tv I would watch it, although I say I wouldn't pay any attention to the "humor" portion. Of course in a perfect world Shimmer have a TV show and the Divas and Knockouts would be booked by someone who cares.
I had gotten behind, so watched episodes 4 and 5 today. The commentary has gotten a lot better, he's calling the moves and only throws in a pun occasionaly. I didn't notice any gratuitous crotch shots, at least nothing obvious jumped out at me.
I prefer Paige Webb/Serena with her hair, she just looks odd with it shaved on Smackdown. I'd thought she would have started growing it back out, but they referenced that CM Punk is the only one allowed to have hair.
That's right, kids, since it's almost that time again (only two weeks away), it's time for you (YES, YOU!) to book your very own Royal Rumble the way that you (Yes, YOU!) would want to see it done! To get the ball rolling, here's MY Royal Rumble card: