You didn't ask and I won't tell - here's the second episode of Wrestlicious. I hear Serena Deeb is in here somewhere, but if you think I'm watching this at work, you're....possibly right later this afternoon.
The only match goes from 13:17 to 21:12, sitting through everything else is quite difficult! It's a decent match, if you can stand listening to constant puns from the sole commentator the entire match. I think it'd sound better if they had two people, and reduced the puns to being only every other sentence. It's a decent match at least.
"she just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive"
Decent match this week (although another heel win), and for the first time I enjoyed a couple of the annoying announcer's quips, specifically "The Icegirl goeth" and "It's fall time for Autumn."
Get ready for next week as TNA Knockouts invade Wrestlicious. If anyone can get a babyface victory in Wrestlicious, it might be LVE.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (myspace.com)
I am pretty sure I can go my entire life without seeing Jimmy Hart talk ever again.
Am I supposed to know who she is? Oh... Ok, no I'm not.
Well, I like this opening better.
Are those other wrestlers in the audience? (yup)
Just deal with the boos Bailey... oh for god's sake if you say attention one more time...GAH!
What the hell? Taking 3 "random" women out of the audience and then... leave? Ok...
OH LORD, replays.. that's what you should adopt from other wrestling shows...
OMG DID YOU JUST RECAP SOMETHING FROM LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO?
Uhm... Ok, that was pointless and random and apparently aimed at making boys think about girls getting liquored up, pillow fighting and sitting in hot tubs. Are there really people without internet access or Playboy?
Oh no, Lacey is a lip biter... Why do I have a horrible premonition that this bikini video is what people will play in the background as they talk about her in the past tense.
What the hell is wrong with PaigeWebb's top... and why is she on ChatRoulette?
Steven Jobs? Really...
What the hell is up with the fuzzy belt? I like the legwarmers but the belt has to go.
I want to re-dress PaigeWebb. Sexy Geek is easy... that is not not what this look is. This is "crashed a car into Victoria Secret"
I also want to give the announcer a tracheotomy. I never thought someone could make me wistful for Lawler's inappropriate comments...
--- Well, it wasn't as bad as the first one but it wasn't good either. The wrestling match could have been fun (other than the horrible announcing) but the framing of the entire show is just skeevy.
My power went out twice while I tried to watch this. Granted there's a lot of rain and wind, so this isn't entirely unexpected, but I think my electrical system has better taste than I do....
Originally posted by Spiraling_Shape A match...where the winner merely gets to NAME a battle royal? Well that's a new stipulation I've never heard of...
I love that the Latina wrestler wants to name the battle royal "Twenty Girl Elimination," but in Spanish. The promotion's gimmick is, everyone in it is stupid! What's the over-under on how many of the "worst" categories in the RSPW awards they win?
Bootcamp Bailey could totally become the Vickie Guerrero of Wrestlicious.
I like that they just recently added new commentary. It is kind of like the old episodes of Raw where they would jam in a reference to something that happened the weekend before so you didn't notice it was taped three weeks ago.
The preview for next week makes it look like must-see tv.
I am not a pessimist when it comes to WWE storylines and pushes but I am afraid business only was lifted a few inches of the ground instead of really picking up. DDP is too banged up to take any big risks with.