I'm Greg The Hammer I'm blond and gruff It takes me fifteen minutes to get warmed up When I turn around my shinguard My figure four is vicious 'Cause Greg The Hammer Valentine is Wrestlicious!
I'm Nasty Brian Knobs My partner's Jerry Sags My full-time job is carrying Hulk Hogan's bags I'll take you to Pitty City It smells malicious 'Cause Nasty Brian Knobs is Wrestlicious!
I think it's about time WWE did something to freshen up the feel of their TV shows. The Raw/Smackdown dichotomy we currently have has been in place for ten years now.