Taker: However, a false finish will be run & you will nearly shit yourself for a minute there.
Bryan: Stone Cold is going down with the ship on his bold prediction of CM Punk returning at XXX. Very brave of him. So if it comes to pass, then let’s just Backlash 2000 this. All looks lost in the main event, Cult hits, Punk comes down with the chair evening the odds. Bryan hits the knee for the 1-2-3. We Yes! to black.
If however WWE are Satan, they collectively break the internet and have him nail Bryan to help Trips win. Punk smiles and raises Hunter’s hand in victory.
I'll go with Brie Bella to win to add to the end of WM.
Wyatt
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes for the WHC win, the newly crowned champs celebrate in the ring.
Looking at the match listing, this is going to be interesting to see how they arrange the match order. Kane/Shield and the Women's match look like the only chances for the crowd to recover.
If Punk comes back, the lovely Mrs. whatever will be extremely pleased.
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Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel Prediction: The Usos, with The Real Americans split finally happening.
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws Prediction: The Shield. They need some momentum as faces before they break up.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins Prediction: AJ Lee
ARMBAR Prediction: Rusev, to start a new Giant.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Prediction: Cena. Because it's Cena. Though I wouldn't be surprised to see him stoop to new lows with the announcers using their "quiet, serious voice" in saying they've never seen Cena like this.
Streak vs. Beast Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Prediction: Taker. Because it's Taker.
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Bryan by DQ probably, with beatdown to come.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Prediction: Bryan. Masterful troll job by the WWE all around on this entire setup. Great build.
WWE Tag Titles Four Way: Usos win. The Shield v Kane & NAO: The Shield. The face run hasn't been that long, and this feud doesn't really need to continue. Divas Invitational: AJ Lee ARMBAR: Sheamus. But any guess would be just as good. Cena v Wyatt: Cena. But he doesn't get to celebrate. Wyatts beat him up and carry him away. Undertaker v Brock: Undertaker. Daniel Bryan v Triple H: Bryan. WWE World Title: Bryan.
Originally posted by El NastioI could see Corporate Punk showing up too.
I've seen a couple people mentioning this as a possibility. I wonder if they wouldn't hold off on this til the next day -- each of the past two years, there's been a big "Raw After WM" reveal, and I can see this fitting in there.
I'm torn on whether it'd be more entertaining as Corporate Punk or just "if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be champ, so show some frickin gratitude you troll." I'm leaning toward the latter -- "That was my spot, you wouldn't have been in the main event if I didn't walk out, hell, you probably wouldn't even be in the WWE right now if it wasn't for me sticking my neck out." I think a Punk that's bitter that he's not shown more gratitude by those he fought for would be a very fun storyline.
Originally posted by Big Bad* Cody Rhodes wins the battle royale, tossing Goldust last....Big Show and Sheamus are too obvious, Barrett actually isn't even listed as being in the match on WWE.com (and could be prone to the 'everyone teams up on him and tosses him first' spot), so I'll predict we get some version of the oft-rumoured Rhodes brother battle after all.
I was just thinking this today but thought it so outlandish that it couldn't happen. But here you are. Taking a stand. Making a difference. Standing up to hate.
So now I gotta pick someone else.
Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel Prediction: Real Americans. Usos get it back on RAW.
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws Prediction: The Shield
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins Prediction: One of the Bellas.
ARMBAR Prediction: And now I'll say Del Rio. They mentioned on RAW that the winner will get a miniature trophy to carry around. That's too much like an Owen Slammy to go to a face, and Del Rio needs SOMETHING to liven up his gimmick. Since Roberto left, he's been deadly dull.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Prediction: I do not get the legacy angle at all. Cena wins.
Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Prediction: Undertaker
Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Triple H.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. HHH vs. Bryan Prediction: Bryan gets in via Hogan/Vince and wins it.
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If they are doing the "HHH wins but Bryan gets in somehow" scenario, they are going to need to put Bryan in the match RIGHT after he loses. Otherwise, they risk having the crowd shit all over everything that happens in between.
Originally posted by Matt TrackerThey mentioned on RAW that the winner will get a miniature trophy to carry around. That's too much like an Owen Slammy to go to a face, and Del Rio needs SOMETHING to liven up his gimmick. Since Roberto left, he's been deadly dull.
Don't forget the Bad News Brown Corollary to the Wrestling Cake Rule. Just like no cake can go unsmooshed, no trophy can go undestroyed.
Originally posted by HokienauticI'm torn on whether it'd be more entertaining as Corporate Punk or just "if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be champ, so show some frickin gratitude you troll." I'm leaning toward the latter -- "That was my spot, you wouldn't have been in the main event if I didn't walk out, hell, you probably wouldn't even be in the WWE right now if it wasn't for me sticking my neck out." I think a Punk that's bitter that he's not shown more gratitude by those he fought for would be a very fun storyline.
Be silly for WWE to burn through that feud now. Have Punk even the odds, allowing Bryan to get the win. Punk comes back after Bryan's celebrated for a bit. A moment of slight tension, but Punk offers his hand out & Bryan accepts. The two indie guys leave it at 'friendly tension'... for now. Sets up the long con for a Mania 31 match-up, much like Backlash 2000 subtly sowed the seeds for X-7 without shoving it in your face.
Originally posted by Big Bad* Cody Rhodes wins the battle royale, tossing Goldust last....Big Show and Sheamus are too obvious, Barrett actually isn't even listed as being in the match on WWE.com (and could be prone to the 'everyone teams up on him and tosses him first' spot), so I'll predict we get some version of the oft-rumoured Rhodes brother battle after all.
ARMBAR Prediction: And now I'll say Del Rio. They mentioned on RAW that the winner will get a miniature trophy to carry around. That's too much like an Owen Slammy to go to a face, and Del Rio needs SOMETHING to liven up his gimmick. Since Roberto left, he's been deadly dull.
That's why I'm predicting BNB to be in it and win it. The opportunity to use the miniature trophy as a gavel for a year is too hard to pass up.
When you guys are picking Bryan to not to beat HHH, is it because it's HHH and all his baggage, or because WWE is usually not straightforward enough to just have Bryan win everything?
Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c). I want The Real Americans to win, but Swagger eats the pin here.
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational Tamina. Pulls AJ off a pin attempt and wins.
ARMBAR Rey Mysterio. He retires after the event. Great way to go out as the giant killer he was.
John Cena
Undertaker
Daniel Bryan. HHH sledges his knee afterwards. We get a Sting Clash of the Champions XVIII return later. A subtle hint towards Stings signing. But does HHH come out to Seek N Destroy?
Daniel Bryan. Will Punk come out to hug him afterwards? Punk proposing to AJ seems pretty low, just to get to be backstage at Wrestlemania.
Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos retain.
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee
Battle Royal Alexander Rusev
Cena vs Wyatt Bray Wyatt needs the win, and gets it.
Undertaker goes 22-0.
Daniel Bryan via DQ when HHH unleashes the sledgehammer beatdown. DB not pinning HHH at 'Mania opens the possibility of a (title) rematch at Extreme Rules.
Surely Daniel Bryan gets the title. Pins Orton after TKTBC.
The Usos retain. They're too much fun not to have a decent reign with the belts.
Six-Man Tag-Team Match Tough call. I'll go with The Shield here. The Shield rarely lose in six-man tag-team matches, and Kane and the New Age Outlaws have no business breaking precedent.
Divas Championship Invitational I'll pick Summer Rae here. Damn, with all these four-ways and triple-threats and battle royals and shit, whomever gets a perfect score on THIS card is a bloody genius.
ARMBAR I'll go with Rusev. It would be nice to see Rey retire with a battle royal win at WM30, but the Law of Conservation of Detail would argue that they wouldn't bother mentioning that the winner will have a miniature trophy if the winner simply ends up retiring anyway. (Alternate train of thought: That's just what they want me to think.)
Cena vs. Wyatt Wyatt needs this victory, and I agree with superfurry; he'll get it.
Undertaker vs. Lesnar Undertaker wins; goes 22-0. This will be a good match. 'Taker Streak matches have been really good for some time now.
Bryan vs. Triple H Bryan makes Triple H tap out. If I were him, I'd run like hell shortly thereafter.
WWE Championship IF BRYAN LOSES, WE RIOT. (I predict Bryan will win.)
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Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel The Usos Retain
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws The Shield.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins AJ retains
Battle Royale I think I will go Shaemu
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Wyatt
Streak vs. Beast Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar It shouldn't be but it will be Taker.
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Has to be Bryan
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Good question. I'd like to say Bryan, but I think orton will retain. Maybe with help from Trips
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Bryan beats HHH Bryan wins the WWEWHC The Shield beats The Authority Taker keeps the streak alive Predicting AJ retains but I'll not be unhappy if Naomidactyl wins. Doubt it'll be Brie because that'd telegraph the main event too much. Usos retain Bray Wyatt begins his own streak No idea for the ARMBAR, but I'll give it to Cody Rhodes
Three oinkers wearing pants, a plate of hot air, a basket of grandma's breakfast and change a bull to a gill, got it.
Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan, Winner Advances to WWE World Title Match: Triple H wins here with a screwjob to seemingly deflate the crowd. Hulk Hogan gets the crowd back into it when he uses his hosting duties to insert Bryan into the title match anyway and make it a Fatal Four-Way.
Randy Orton vs. Batista vs. Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan, WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Bryan conquers all of Evolution to finally win the championship for good.
Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker: Undertaker. Duh.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt: I can't imagine John Cena doesn't Rise Above Hate here. Cena wins.
The Shield vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws: I really hope the rumors of the Shield break-up aren't true, because that'd be a cruel tease. The Shield wins here to dispatch Kane and send the Outlaws back into retirement. The Shield hopefully moves on to face the Wyatts again at Extreme Rules.
Andre the Giant Memorial 30-Man Battle Royal: Miz wins. Big Show smashes the trophy afterwards to set up a feud, I guess.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational Match: Part of me really, really hopes AJ runs the gauntlet. I'm picking her here, but I can't imagine she makes it through this.
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