Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel Prediction: The Real Americans win the titles. Cesaro performs feats of strength on Ryback and giant swings El Torito into the crowd.
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws Prediction: The Authority wins providing the catalyst for the Shield breakup. It's either this or the Shield wins in 60 seconds. Having trouble deciding the winner of this one. I flipped a bitcoin.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins Prediction: Tamina wins a clusterfuck "accidentally" as she covers AJ to protect her from a Diva onslaught.
ARMBAR 30 for 30 Prediction: Bad News Barrett Dual prediction that BNB is one of the remaining three participants and that he wins. Who fills the other two spots? Oh, who knows? RVD and Xavier.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Prediction: Wyatt wins match of the night just for the storytelling possibilities and to provide a heel victory in the top four matches. John can't legacy him.
Streak vs. Beast Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Prediction: Taker in a match that wildly exceeds expectations.
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Bryan with fluky pin, followed immediately by sledgehammer beatdown. Not the time for celebration here.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Prediction: Bryan pins Orton after wild brawl. Let the good times roll.
Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel Prediction: Real Americans
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws Prediction: Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws after Billy ducks & Ambrose eats a Superman Punch.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins Prediction: Summer Rea, She’s the Diva on TV most right now and the whole division’s purpose lately seems to be to promote Total Divas. It will probably be a fluky win or a stolen win. AJ probably won’t eat the pin and should get the title back on Raw or Extreme Rules. I’d love to see Emma win here though. That would give us a better rematch for AJ.
ARMBAR 30 for 30 Prediction: Sheamus, Fella. Though they’d be better off making someone else with this, like they used to with King of the Ring.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Prediction: Bray Wyatt in a match that may steal the show. I’m hoping the finish will be fairly clean.
Streak vs. Beast Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Prediction: Undertaker
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Daniel Bryan High Possibility of this being a draw or something similar to make the title match a four way. The return of Shane O Mac?
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Prediction: Bryan for his WrestleMania moment. If Bryan does not walk out of Wrestlemania with at least one of the belts, the Superdome may end up looking worse than it did after it housed the Katrina Hurricane victims.
(edited by Vaderblade on 1.4.14 1245) ---------- Look here Mr TV announcer. I'm 6'9", over 300 pounds, size 17 shoe and I'm no coward! I'm gonna go post on THE-W and if all these egg suckin' dogs talkin' out the side of their necks don't like it, I will whoop them just like I whooped Dirty Rhodes, Andre the dummy, the masked varmint, Thundermouth Patterson and that drunkin' indian Jay Strongbow!
I wasn't going to predict, but there was that amazing Triple H video so:
Cena wins Taker wins
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Triple H
Hogan makes the main event a 4-way.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Tough call, because Batista had a guaranteed win contract at one point, but I'm guessing the lawyers have fixed that by now. Winner: Triple H
Daniel Bryan will get to lay out Triple H on raw the next night though, so Bryan will look strong as he chases the title.
HHH and Bryan goes no contest. Both get in the Main Event.
The Sorta Kinda Not really Americans on the pre-pre-show.
NOA/Kane after Reigns turns.
Pick a Belle, lets go with Nikki.
Cena will literally dance around the ring after he beats the entire Wyatt family in a rather brutal and short fansion.
Big Show for reasons, it won't shock me to see Hogan win this.
Taker, I mean Jesus, this is the most mortal lock of them all.
Batista wins. During the match, it will look like HHH may eck out the win over Bryan than Big Dave, our new forced down our throats hero, will Batista Bomb him through the ring. They will shot off a thousand fireworks to mask the fans shitting all over it. The next night Batista goes full heel and the IWC will love, because gosh darn it, we are smarks and smarks love heels. Bryan will lose again, because if they can't punish CM Punk for letting the WWE in the reality that HHH is not a big deal then will punish his BFF and of course, us.
* Cody Rhodes wins the battle royale, tossing Goldust last....Big Show and Sheamus are too obvious, Barrett actually isn't even listed as being in the match on WWE.com (and could be prone to the 'everyone teams up on him and tosses him first' spot), so I'll predict we get some version of the oft-rumoured Rhodes brother battle after all.
* Bryan beats HHH
* Bryan wins the championship
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." --- Bart Giamatti, on baseball
Bryan over HHH Bryan over Orton and Batista (Bonus prediction: Punk returns to counter HHH in one of the matches.) Side Note: You guys HAVE to watch the Wrestlemania press conference from this morning. It's a thing of awkward beauty. Watch HHH put over Daniel Bryan and the Yes Movement after burying them for months.
Real Americans win tag titles.
Big Show wins the ARMBAR. EDIT: Jake, Razor, and Warrior are the three mystery entrants.
Shield wins, but Ambrose turns on Rollins/Reigns after.
Summer Rae wins the Divas title.
Cena over Wyatt.
Undertaker over Brock.
I feel a bit stupid for predicting turns and surprises after last year's by the book Mania, but I can't help myself.
(edited by SchippeWreck on 1.4.14 1211) Everything is awesome.
TAG TITLE PRE-SHOW MATCH FOR ALL THE BELTS (There are two) Winner: Real Americans Why: So we can split them up later on in wacky "tag team partners who hate each other" fashion
THE SHIELD vs. THE WRESTLEMANIA 15 MID-CARD Winner: Kane and the New Age Outlaws Why: Because heels gots to win some, and the only stakes here are our enjoyment of watching the Shield together
ALL THE WOMEN WRESTLERS AND ALSO THE WOMEN ON TOTAL DIVAS Winner: Brie Bella Why: This was actually the hardest one yet. You KNOW they want a Total Diva to have that belt for show reasons, but they haven't really pushed it that hard on, you know, the straight-up WWE programming. Naomi is the most likely performer who should be elevated. Tamina would give us a story as the wacky Lady Diesel and Lady HBK break-up. AJ would be the swerve keeper here (and I've already predicted a title change). TOUGH CALL, WWE! This is the most unpredictable championship match in Wrestlemania History!
SCREAMIN' EAGLE BROCK LESNAR vs. THE UNDERTAKER Winner: The Undertaker Why: The Undertaker
THE MAN WHO ISN'T CM PUNK vs. TRIPLE H Winner: Daniel Bryan Why: No Fatal Fourway, unadvertised. It'll be Bryan, but he will be demolished afterwards and beaten to 1/16th scale size, so we can give him "middle of the main event" rest time to come out and send us home happy
ARMBAR Winner: The Miz Why: He's the one who can talk about the trophy for an entire year. Bonus: Surprise entrants are: RVD, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Shane McMahon, and the ULLLLLLLLLLLTIMATE Warrior. I actually only think two of my guesses are real, and Shane and Duggan aren't the real ones. *SPOILER*
JOHN CENA vs. THE EVIL THAT ROCKS (IN A CHAIR) Winner: John Cena Why: Because he was sent here for our sins. Harper and Rowan get involved and they all get Adjusted for their trouble. Bonus: Possibly the surprisingly fun match of the night
BATISTA vs. ORTON vs. BRYAN Winner: Daniel Bryan Why: I plan to be covered with confetti and have my ear ringing "YES" as I walk back to the Quarter that evening, and so does everyone else. Most importantly, that'll look sharp on the brand-spanking-new Network to help push more sales. ("Don't miss another minute!")
Randy Orton vs. Batista vs. ???, WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: I'm going to say the mysterious third man wins the title, and that man is...
Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan, Winner Advances to WWE World Title Match:...Daniel Bryan.
Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker: Uh yeah, the Undertaker wins.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt: I'm going to go with Cena here. I don't think a loss by either man will hurt much, however.
The Shield vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws: I think this could go one of two ways: Shield wins, or Shield loses due to break-up. They just turned face, so I'll say they win.
Andre the Giant Memorial 30-Man Battle Royal: I guess Big Show would be the favorite here. No one else really stands out as a winner, unless they gave it to Sheamus to re-ignite his push. Maybe Alexander Rusev will be one of the three unannounced wrestlers. Ah what the hell, I need a heel to go over, so he wins.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational Match: Tamina may end up costing A.J. the match, but I think it'll be one of the Total Divas who finally ends A.J.'s reign. The Bellas cancel each other out. Nattie isn't an inspired choice. I think it'll be Naomi or Summer Rae. Once again, I'll go with the heel for the sake of numbers, so Summer wins.
Keep in mind, the tag title match was announced for the pre-show, so it won't count in official predictions.
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Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel Prediction: The Usos retain in a competitive match. Swagger and Cesaro EXPLODE.
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws Prediction: The Shield wins when Reigns steals the show. Upset, Ambrose and Rollins beat Reigns down.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins Prediction: Tamina sounds like a good guess.
ARMBAR 30 for 30: Rusev if he's in it, Big E if he's not. But, it's kind of unfair if Rusev isn't officially announced when predictions are being made and wins. Rusev is my pick. If he's announced before the event, I'm 100% predicting Rusev.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Prediction: Cena. 3-0 on PPV vs 0-3 on PPV usually favors the underdog.
Streak vs. Beast Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Prediction: Taker.
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: Bryan wins, but Triple H "injures" him to add drama.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Prediction: BATISTA. Bryan's been going over both Orton and Batista too much on RAW. I think the Batista contractually obligated title win thing is legit.
The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match will become a fatal four way match and either...
A) Bryan pins Triple H at the same time Batista pins Orton, splitting the belts again. Bryan goes to Smackdown and Batista is the Raw champion.
B) Triple H pins Orton who does the JOB for the boss, winning both belts. I'm talking Fingerpoke of Doom jobbing here. That crowd will be fantastic.
Either way, Batista does not get pinned and he goes to RAW whining like a bitch. Then he gets a match on RAW and wins a belt (or two).
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I really don't believe this 'Batista was guaranteed the belt at Wrestlemania' crap. Out of all the shit this company does to spite itself, I'm positive they would NEVER make a guarantee like that.
(edited by Cerebus on 1.4.14 2115) Forget it Josh... it's Cerebustown.
Kane/Outlaws HHH wins but a loophole allows Bryan in. Summer Rae ARMBAR-Big Show Wyatt (please, we need a new monster) The Real Americans Taker BRYAN (I mean, he just *has* to, right? Right? I still believe that WM is the culmination of a story line and that's the story right there even if it seems like the rest of the card was booked on a napkin in some bar before the Royal Rumble.
Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel Prediction: Rybaxel
Six-Man Tag Team Match The Shield vs. Korporate Kane and the New Age Outlaws Prediction: The Shield
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational AJ Lee(c) vs. 13 other divas, first fall wins Prediction: AJ Lee
ARMBAR 30 for 30 Prediction: Christian
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Prediction: Bray Wyatt
Streak vs. Beast Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Prediction: Undertaker
For A Spot In The WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Prediction: DRAW or Double DQ. Somehow it will end with both being in the ME
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan vs. HHH Prediction: Bryan for his WrestleMania moment pinning HHH cleanly in the middle of the ring while Stephanie shrieks outside the ring in horror. And THIS could lead to the loudest crowd ever.
Life is hilariously cruel.
It ain't the six minutes... it's what happens in that six minutes.
0) Usos/Matadores/Real Americans/Rybaxel (Fatal 4 way for the WWE Tag Team Titles) - Usos by RA's screw-up, leading to the splash from top rope.
1) Shield vs. Kane/Outlaws (6 man tag team match) - Shield by Reigns spear. Post match, triple power bomb on Kane.
2) AJ vs. the 13 tied-for-#1 contenders (Vicki Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational) - With 14 Divas in the ring at the same time, it is going to be a mess. Brie wins title, but AJ not pinned.
3) ARMBAR (30 man battle royal for the Andre trophy) - Big Show over Miz in the last 2.
4) Cena/Wyatt (Grudge Match) - Wyatt gets his WM moment with the upset of Cena by Sister Abigail pin.
5) Undertaker vs. Lesnar (Streak Match) - Definite drag-out brawl. Lesnar comes .00005 close to winning. UT by tombstone to barely keep the streak alive.
6) Bryan vs. HHH (a Winner goes to main event) - HHH by pedigree under controversial circumstances...but of all people...VINCE comes out. He puts both into the main event.
7) Bryan/HHH/Batista/Orton (will be a fatal 4 way for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship) - Bryan with the running knee on Orton to win the title, causing massive celebration. Anything less than that and RAW is going to be the most annoying to watch, since a good portion of the WM crowd will be at RAW.
Usos retain tag belts. Ziggler wins the ARMBAR. Bryan d HHH. Wyatt d. Cena. Undertaker d. Lesnar. Kane/Outlaws d. Shield. Brie wins the ladymatch. Bryan wins the title.
Does WWE Films make any money for the company, or does it just drain focus and resources from the main product which could make them more money if they put all their energy into it?