Limp Bizkit played "Rollin'" live during Undertaker's entrance
3... Trish Stratus vs. Jazz vs. Victoria
Stratus (7'19" kick -> pin) Victoria Stratus wins WWE Women's Championship
4... Los Guerreros WWE tag team champions Team Angle Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin Chavo Guerrero Rhyno Charlie Haas
Benjamin (8'47"? [no bell]) Rhyno
5... Shawn Michaels (22'34") Chris Jericho
Limp Bizkit performed "Crack Addict"
Tanya Ballinger and Kitana Baker, the "Miller Lite Catfight Girls," "performed" while Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler staged a similar, simultaneous... "performance." After about 0'58", Keibler pinned Jonathan Coachman.
6... World heavyweight champion Triple H (18'48" Pedigree -> pin) Booker T
7... 20 Years in the Making Hulk Hogan (20'48" legdrop -> legdrop -> legdrop -> pin) Mr. McMahon
8... The Rock (17'54" third Rock Bottom -> pin) Steve Austin
9... Brock Lesnar (21'08" third F-5 -> pin) Kurt Angle
Lesnar wins second WWE Championship (72nd champion)
Seriously, I thought only Rippa was cruel enough to post in such a style.
If they studied their paper money for clues as to what their country was all about, they found, among a lot of other baroque trash, a picture of a truncated pyramid with a radiant eye on top of it, like this:
Not even the President of the United States knew what that was all about. It was as though the country were saying to its citizens, "In nonsense is strength."
I wish someone in the TNA offices would remember that the titles CAN change hands on a DQ - which would force smarter cheating than "run ins when the referee is bumped". Or not even cheating - so much as being a dick.