Limp Bizkit played "Rollin'" live during Undertaker's entrance
3... Trish Stratus vs. Jazz vs. Victoria
Stratus (7'19" kick -> pin) Victoria Stratus wins WWE Women's Championship
4... Los Guerreros WWE tag team champions Team Angle Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin Chavo Guerrero Rhyno Charlie Haas
Benjamin (8'47"? [no bell]) Rhyno
5... Shawn Michaels (22'34") Chris Jericho
Limp Bizkit performed "Crack Addict"
Tanya Ballinger and Kitana Baker, the "Miller Lite Catfight Girls," "performed" while Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler staged a similar, simultaneous... "performance." After about 0'58", Keibler pinned Jonathan Coachman.
6... World heavyweight champion Triple H (18'48" Pedigree -> pin) Booker T
7... 20 Years in the Making Hulk Hogan (20'48" legdrop -> legdrop -> legdrop -> pin) Mr. McMahon
8... The Rock (17'54" third Rock Bottom -> pin) Steve Austin
9... Brock Lesnar (21'08" third F-5 -> pin) Kurt Angle
Lesnar wins second WWE Championship (72nd champion)
Seriously, I thought only Rippa was cruel enough to post in such a style.
If they studied their paper money for clues as to what their country was all about, they found, among a lot of other baroque trash, a picture of a truncated pyramid with a radiant eye on top of it, like this:
Not even the President of the United States knew what that was all about. It was as though the country were saying to its citizens, "In nonsense is strength."
1) "Smackdown sucks" - I hesitate to say it "sucks", because I still watch every week, and derive some measure of entertainment from the show (varies week to week), but you can't tell me it couldn't or shouldn't be better than it is.