Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch, Winner Take All Triple-Threat Match for the WWE Raw and Smackdown Women's Championships: Lynch, WM Main Event endings write themselves. Whole locker room comes out to applaud, all like that.
Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins, Universal Championship Match: Is Lesnar staying? I guess Lesnar.
Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston, WWE Championship Match: Kofi, New Day breaks up on Smackdown
Triple H vs. Batista, No Holds Barred Match; if Triple H loses, he retires from in-ring competition: Hunter, Dave's been very on-the-record that this is the only program he wanted to do. They hug it out no-kayfabe-style at the end of the program.
Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin: What a weird match. I still don't think it's the actual card. I guess Angle but with some sort of surprise in here.
Shane McMahon vs. The Miz, Falls Count Anywhere Match: Miz, Shane finally kills himself with whatever the stunt is.
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre: I'm going to go out on a limb and call McIntyre here.
Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio, United States Championship Match: Eh, Rey. When in doubt at Mania pick the babyface.
Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor, Intercontinental Championship Match: I hate hate hate Imp Balor, but they sure aren't going to job him out to Lashley. Balor wins.
Bayley & Sasha Banks vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Tamina & Nia Jax vs. The IIconics, Fatal Four-Way for the Women's Tag Team Championship: You know, I say they put the strap on the IIconics here.
A.J. Styles vs. Randy Orton: Orton, why not.
The Usos vs. Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev vs. The Bar vs. Ricochet & Aleister Black, Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match: Usos I guess.
The Revival vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins, Raw Tag Team Championship Match: This is a weird one. Revival.
Cruiserweight Championship: Murphy (when is my guy Drew Gulak gonna get a spot on the big stage?)
Strowman kills everyone in the ARMBAR
Safe choice is Asuka, but they should give someone else a push here so I'm going to call Nikki Cross.
Lynch Lesner (ugh) Kofi HHH Angle, who beats Corbin in like, a second and demands a better challenge for his last match. Then someone more interesting and appropriate (Cena is a good choice) can do the real match. Miz Reigns Joe Balor Boss n Hug Orton Ricochet & Black, because pointlessly hot-shoting the Tag Titles is what they do. Ryder & Hawkins, see above. Although, Ryder and Hawkins have a show on the network where they spend too much money on toys that I really relate to. Murphy, who insistence that he is the greatest cruiserweight of all time is begging for a Pete Dunn appearance after the match. Strowman in the ARMBAR LACY IS WALKING in the FemBar
It's the most important meal of the day.
Hope I'm not too late - been travelling all day so this is the first chance I've got!
Lynch Kofi Brock HHH Angle Miz Drew Joe whoever he faces if Rey can't go Balor or the Demon is pointless Sasha & Bayley or it is going to change every week if they aren't careful Orton so they can fight again Usos Murphy Asuka One of the 'celebrities' wins the Battle Royal. Can't remember their names, or even know who they are over here in the UK. Hopefully Andrade will though. Ryder & Hawkins who will lose it on Monday.
I'll look at the results in the morning and hope you all enjoy a great show tonight.