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|  #1 Posted on 27.2.03 1054.55 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
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|  #2 Posted on 27.2.03 1057.52 | "Warrior is asking for your feedback. What do you think of his speech?"
I entered two words:
"Jesus wept"
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| #3 Posted on 27.2.03 1104.31 | "My name is Warrior. It is not just a nickname cheaply lifted from my sports entertainment career. It is my full legal name."
Sorry, after that part, it's impossible not to tune out. Unless he shakes the podium and press slams a secretary or something.
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| #4 Posted on 27.2.03 1104.46 | His name listed with all the other speakers over on the far left cracks me up too. (Of course, he's listed with Ann Coulter, Dan Quayle, Pat Buchannan and Ted Nugent, so maybe it's more appropriate than you think.)
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| #5 Posted on 27.2.03 1116.09 | This is what sickens me about Dingbat: Andre allowed himself to be jobbed out to him all over the country in squash matches to make him look credible, and all he does is insult Andre now. If now for Andre doing the right thing, Dingbat would probably have been wrestling Hercules Hernandez at county fairs for the last 15 years.
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| #6 Posted on 27.2.03 1137.40 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
If now for Andre doing the right thing, Dingbat would probably have been wrestling Hercules Hernandez at county fairs for the last 15 years.
Why would you say that? Didn't the Warrior-Andre tour happen *after* Summerslam 89? The point might be debatable, but I'd say that Warrior's feud with Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan btw WM V and Summerslam is what cemented him as a top player.
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| #7 Posted on 27.2.03 1140.49 | | What's with the suspenders? | HomerJFong
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| #8 Posted on 27.2.03 1149.36 | Here's even more Warrior stuff:
"I do not miss wrestling because I knew that I could do something beyond it. When I last saw Hulk Hogan it saddened me because here was a man in his 50s that never evolved past the old wrap, 'Say your prayers, take your vitamins.' How about go out and talk about capitalism or the benefits of tax cuts," the Warrior said"
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| #9 Posted on 27.2.03 1227.34 | Instant Rating: 6.44 | I have to admit, I never thought that the words "Ultimate Warrior" and "politics" would ever be in the same sentence outside of wrestling jargon.
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| #10 Posted on 27.2.03 1239.32 | The picture of Warrior with the two kids dressed liker Hogan and Savage is great. Warrior is so sad it is comical.
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| #11 Posted on 27.2.03 1330.35 | nononononononononononononononononono... I don't WANT the Warrior on my team... nononononono
Not that restraint when posting in a "public" forum isn't a good thing...
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| #12 Posted on 27.2.03 1353.51 | *laughs a happy smug liberal laugh* There are days when you look at the folks on the other side of the ideological fence and you know you've made the right choice ;)
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| #13 Posted on 27.2.03 1356.07 |
Originally posted by spf2119
*laughs a happy smug liberal laugh* There are days when you look at the folks on the other side of the ideological fence and you know you've made the right choice ;)
Oh well, it could be worse. It could be Streisand on our side ;)
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| #14 Posted on 27.2.03 1358.03 | When Babs starts running around in face paint and tassels, and talking about the power of the WARRIORS, then I'll take that point. But I think I would rather go to brunch with Babs and Rosie O'Donnell than to hang out with WARRIOR.
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| #15 Posted on 27.2.03 1407.50 | Wow. I didn't read through all of his stuff yet (don't know if I'll even get around to doing that), but I couldn't get over how old the former Mr. Hellwig looked. Maybe I am just used to seeing him with the face paint on, but he looks so different than even his WCW run in '98. He even looks older than Hogan to me! Anyone know how old Warrior is? I guess I'm just getting weirded out by seeing all these wrestlers I watched when I was a kid, and haven't seen in a while (ie; Bret Hart on OTR), and seeing how they've aged. Makes me feel old.
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| #16 Posted on 27.2.03 1414.21 | Can you imagine coming across the name "Warrior" on YOUR presidential ballot someday?!
If you think the rest of the world hates us NOW...
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| #17 Posted on 27.2.03 1433.29 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | From the desk of Swordsman Yen
Originally posted by It's False
Can you imagine coming across the name "Warrior" on YOUR presidential ballot someday?!
If you think the rest of the world hates us NOW...
Just the thought of seeing the chyron "Sen. WARRIOR (R) - Arizona" on C-SPAN scares me...
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| #18 Posted on 27.2.03 1451.15 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
Oh well, it could be worse. It could be Streisand on our side ;)
Whew. I feel better now. I like most of the rest of the people on that list. It's interesting that Warrior has gone all political, though - isn't it? I thought he'd alsways be doing the zen-like philosophy thing.
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| #19 Posted on 27.2.03 1503.55 | It seems to me you all have locked Warrior into the neandrathal-like character he played in wrestling. If you actually read the speech, it is quite literate (although way too long). He certainly put a great deal of thought into the speech and to what his philosophy on life is. I don't agree with all of it, but it is well constructed and lets you know where he stands.
As to looking old, the guy is 43 and looks like a forty-something to me (I'm 42). Life on the wrestling road will age you a lot quicker than a normal life. Bret Hart looks older than his years because of this life and because he had a major stroke which took a good 5-10 years off of his life span.
Sounds like a good tag match: in the left corner Barbara and Rosie, in the right Nugent and Warrior. At least the right side has a sense of humor about themselves.
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Since: 2.11.02
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|  #20 Posted on 27.2.03 1610.07 |
Originally posted by gkc
It seems to me you all have locked Warrior into the neandrathal-like character he played in wrestling. If you actually read the speech, it is quite literate (although way too long). He certainly put a great deal of thought into the speech and to what his philosophy on life is.
You're kidding right? Have you read any of this guys Warrior Wisdom. If not make thy way to www.ultimatewarrior.com and read the guys columns in the Warrior writer section. Every one a train wreck.
Honestly your head starts to hurt after about three paragraphs. Still love the "thinking is hard, yes" quote in one of the more recent ones.
The very thing that worries me most is that he clearly puts so much though into his work. And this is the best he can come up with. Seriously, he talks in one column about having to go get his dictionary and look up big words he doesn't know.
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