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#41 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.03
I Like to Hurt People is another great wrestling flick. I don't if it'd a mock or doc, but it's still wicked awesome. It's got Dusty, the Funks, Andre and a bunch of other dudes. Basically, it's about a group of protesters trying to rid the wrestling world of the Sheik. It's incredibly bad, but it has real footage and a kick-ass 70's soundtrack.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261742/

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Congregate until they're much too loud

Fuck to procreate till they are dead

Drink the blood of their so called best friend
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#42 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.09
CubsFan can help out with the details, but Mil Mascaras made some the worst films of all time. If you thought he never sold in the ring wait until you see him on screen battling mummies.

This thread also jogged my memory about a horrible wrestling episode of The Fall Guy with Lee Majors. Final season, penultimate episode and limping toward the finish line this episode absolutely stunk. Bring on the helicopter spins.

from: http://www.tvtome.com/FallGuy/season5.html#ep111

111. Tag Team
gs: Jay S. York (Half Dome) Sequoia Johnson (Terry Potter) Elisha Cook Jr. (Joseph Bleakman) Edmund Trench (Robert Donner) Tim Rossovich (Haynes) Robert Tessier (bald thug) Bob Apresa (Cop) Dana Hill (Loser) Terry Brodt (Ring Announcer) Gene LeBell (Referee) Billy Varga (Referee)

Colt wins two pro wrestlers (losers) and Howie trains them.
They do come in handy in a pinch

b: 04-Apr-1986 w: Andrew Schneider and Doug Heyes Jr. d: Daniel Haller




(edited by NickBockwinkelFan on 11.10.04 0206)


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#43 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.81
Santo movies do not count - which is probably where the Mil Mascaras movie comes into play. I've actually got a VHS copy of an El Santo movie with Mil Mascaras and Blue Demon where they are fighting mummies. There is a dead wrestler in the movie that is very similar to Kane (masked Kane circa 1999).



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#44 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.09
    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    Santo movies do not count - which is probably where the Mil Mascaras movie comes into play. I've actually got a VHS copy of an El Santo movie with Mil Mascaras and Blue Demon where they are fighting mummies. There is a dead wrestler in the movie that is very similar to Kane (masked Kane circa 1999).


That's the movie I remember, but I thought Santo only showed up very briefly because Mil couldn't close the deal versus the undead. Unless my memory is bad, this was a staring vehicle for Mil.

(edited by NickBockwinkelFan on 11.10.04 0213)

"Well, you can't involve friendship with business. It has to be one or the other. It's either business or friendship, or hit the bricks!"
--Life Lessons from "The Tao of Bobby the Brain Heenan" Uncensored 2000 preview


"As long as the check don't bounce, I guess he's okay with it!"
--Former All Pro Giants LB Harry Carson on Bill Parcells joining the hated rival Dallas Cowboys

asteroidboy
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#45 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.06
    Originally posted by DJ Ran
    "Day of the Warrior" is a camp classic. You have to love anything produced by Andy Sedaris, because it means big guns, bigger explosions and *GINORMOUS* boobies.


Plus, classic lines like:

"Wait. I've got to get something off my chest, first."

Followed by the predictable...



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