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Since: 28.6.02
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#1 Posted on
Wrestling has often used bad ring attire on purpose to make a wrestler look like an idiot. The late Adrian Adonis, naked Mideon and a slew of others. Then there are some that are simply inexcusable. Most notable to me are Mabel/Viscera and, especially, The Giant Gonzalez. What in the blue hell were they thinking when they came up with those outfits?! I hereby submit my vote for...

The Giant Gonzalez as THE WORST ring attire EVER.

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The soccer-playing goats gimmick in AAA is off the charts messed-up. (It's the personification of the logo of the Guadalajara Chivas soccer team). Actually, a whole bunch of AAA guys have strange outfits, but the Chivas just stand-out as pretty drug-inspired.

In the big 2 feds, Golga's lumpy mask was pretty dumb. The plaid used by the Hardys in their early appearances was all kinds of ugly. Giant Gonzalez was still the worst ever, though.







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#3 Posted on
the Ding Dongs
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05

    Originally posted by Evil Antler God
    the Ding Dongs


c'mon, what's wrong with to big ugly orange? suits with little bells?

Shockmaster has my vote, only because it was a spray painted Star Wars Stormtrooper helmet.

Brutis the barber's Furry Mask era sucked big time too...



Wrestling has been rhyming with ass. I miss shows and it makes me all shades of ambivalence. WWE is starting to suck again. The crops?
Jeezum Spice! Someone stole my crops. What in the ham fat is going on. That's just poo-doo!
That's just my 2.4856 Yen.
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05

    Originally posted by Evil Antler God
    the Ding Dongs


c'mon, what's wrong with to big ugly orange? suits with little bells?

Shockmaster has my vote, only because it was a spray painted Star Wars Stormtrooper helmet.

Brutis the barber's Furry Mask era sucked big time too...



Wrestling has been rhyming with ass. I miss shows and it makes me all shades of ambivalence. WWE is starting to suck again. The crops?
Jeezum Spice! Someone stole my crops. What in the ham fat is going on. That's just poo-doo!
That's just my 2.4856 Yen.
R-D-Z
albert44
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Since: 12.2.02
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#6 Posted on
How about the time oweh hart decided
to dress up like a road sign?? Actually,
now that i think about it--it wasnt a road sign.

DANGER!!!!!



albert44
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#7 Posted on
I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that no-one has mentioned the great Bastion Booger.




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That's because Bastion Booger's outfit was class-y! I remember watching him steal a kid's WWF Ice Cream bar and eat it and I just about lost it. I miss him.

I still think Jeff Jarrett's old outfit blew. It was unique but retarded looking.
fuelinjected
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Since: 12.10.02
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
off topic, but how did it post twice? i think someone might have to alert inifinitum [ i think that's his name ]



Wrestling has been rhyming with ass. I miss shows and it makes me all shades of ambivalence. WWE is starting to suck again. The crops?
Jeezum Spice! Someone stole my crops. What in the ham fat is going on. That's just poo-doo!
That's just my 2.4856 Yen.
R-D-Z
thelivinglegendlgrthnlife
Linguica








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#11 Posted on
Tugboat's was pretty gay... with his little sailor hat...
StaggerLee
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Lets see in no particular order:

Bezerker (who knew those sheep skin seat covers would come in so handy?)

WHen One Man Gang was "African"

ANYTHING that the ROCK n ROLL Express or the MIDNIGHT ROCKERS ever wore.

THe Headbangers skirts

DarrylTheHitman
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Randy Savage after he stopped wearing the short tights with the 3 stars on front, the ski goggles, the headband, and the sequined flowing robe combo
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High Energy/The New Foundation
Nikolai Volkoff's cent-sign outfit when he was in the Million-Dollar Corporation
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#14 Posted on
Bastion Booger, no doubt. And don't forget Billy Kidman's recent trunks. I could ignore MOM's gear, but Viscera's must die.



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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
Lest we forget, Albert, sans-shirt, now looks like exactly what he is-- a big fat guy. He's actually kind of painful to look at, really.



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    Originally posted by ekedolphin
    Lest we forget, Albert, sans-shirt, now looks like exactly what he is-- a big fat guy. He's actually kind of painful to look at, really.


What about when Albert was wearing that shiney black strappy thing with the collar and zipper down the back? He was wearing this back before Trish came and put him in a pair of pants and a shirt. I hated, hated, hated that.

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Since: 18.3.02
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#17 Posted on
Kevin Nash is....OZ!

And any other variation of the "weird" giant shticks they had him doing early on in his career...



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Aw, come on. Kevin Nash as Vinnie Vegas was top notch schlock, dude!



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Since: 26.10.02
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#19 Posted on
Hey I'll throw in my vote for Max Moon. If you've never seem in outfit check my scan archives for October.

There are some other really dumb ones on there as well

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#20 Posted on
I kinda liked Luna's outfits in the early going, if only because she had a butt to die for and wasn't averse to showing it off. (Watch the cameraman focus on her ass every chance he gets during her and Bigelow's match with Doink and Dink at WM X. Much more fun than watching the actual match.)

There is nothing dumber than MOM's outfits. How many rappers go around in purple satin overalls with gold shirts? Viscera's black trashbag coat was practically dignified by comparison.

Speaking of trashbags, when Mrs. Shem first saw Raven on Heat, she asked, "What's he wearing around his waist, a Hefty bag?"

I loathed Mankind's old outfit -- the raggedy brown top and tights that looked like a novice costume designer's idea of what peasants wore back in the 10th century.





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