It seems parents will name their kids anything these days. In reaction to this, I named my child (simply) Lucas James to try to reverse the trend. When he started daycare, I was appalled at the weird names these kids have. One is named Kountri (pronounced "country"). YUCK. What's the worst you have heard?
In the real world, WWE believes that no matter what our race, religious creed or ethnic background in America, we all share the common bond of being Americans. American-Arabs are a part of the fabric of America, and they should be embraced by all of us.
My brother in law went to school with one set of twins named Lemonjello and Oranjello and another set named Male, pronounced Molly, and Female. No, I didn't believe him either until he showed me his yearbook with their names and pictures.
In debate in High School, I used to compete against a young lady named Chastity Marie Virgin.
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit. -- Erasmus
There was a college basketball player in the late '90s named God Shamgod. He played for Providence. I don't personally see the upside of naming you son "God", and it's only made worse by a last name with "god" in it.
And I'm just now realizing the irony of him playing for that particular college.
(edited by BigSteve on 5.1.06 1824) He's got that hand-waving deal. He can become INVISIBLE! This means MONEY, Dawg! - AWARulz on Cena.
I work in a call centre. Actual customer names either myself, or my agents have received over the 4 years I've been there ...
Long Wang Harry Muff Jenny Craig Max Wiener (from Dildo, Newfoundland) Ailing Wang Aike (prononced Achy) Wang Fok Yu Bin Atul (he and I *really* had it out as well, he was one irate dude!) Oliver Cockburn Ron McDonald
I swear to god I have not made a single one up .... I have a list of them at work that I've collected over the years, along with the account number so that new agents who don't believe me can access their files. There's probably 25 more that I've forgotten, but every time I see them, I realize that there are some parents that certainly could have used a little more time analyzing the idea of a name.
I'll forgive the Asian ones. But Harry Muff is just wrong.
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"Because personally if I was being choked by Ric Flair, my personal reaction would be well, "Glrrrrkkk, can't breathe" but after that... "Man, I'm being choked out by Ric Flair, this is so cool." and then some more "Gllllrrrrk, can't breathe."" (Llakor)
Hey kids, remember Rah Digga (allmusic.com)? She named her daughter Sativa. Yes, as in cannabis sativa.
It's really too easy to pick on celebrities with this topic but the worst ones, I think, are Bob Geldolf, who named his daughter Fifi Trixiebelle, and Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller), who named his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter. Eesh.
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Originally posted by Karlos the JackalIt's really too easy to pick on celebrities with this topic but the worst ones, I think, are Bob Geldolf, who named his daughter Fifi Trixiebelle, and Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller), who named his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter. Eesh.
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor.
Thank goodness celebs usually have the money to pay the thousands in therapy bills those names will lead to.
I suddenly just remembered the opening monologue when John Goodman hosted and everyone thought it was a rerun in my head. I really liked that one. In retrospect, it also includes a pre-cast member appearance by Tina Fey. http://www.nbc.