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|  #41 Posted on 10.3.02 1522.22 | BATMAN AND ROBIN. PERIOD.
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| #42 Posted on 10.3.02 1901.18 | The SmarKow Says:
The top five according to the Johnnyson...
1.Titanic
2.Batman and Robin
3.Gone in 60 Seconds (nic cage remake)
4.The Haunting (remake)
5.Halloween 3:Season of the Witch
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| #43 Posted on 13.3.02 1039.50 | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
Greatest TV show ever, and they f*ck up the movie
Any Horror Movie featuring anyone from the WB. (Urban Legends 1 + 2, I Know What You 1 and 2 summers ago, Valentine, Scream 2 + 3)
Movie I was most psyched up for that absolutely tongued ass: Final Fantasy: The Movie
Horrible, but I loved it as a kid: Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie
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| #44 Posted on 13.3.02 1229.45 | Put down another vote for "Battlefield: Earth".
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
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| #45 Posted on 13.3.02 1356.57 | "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" -- a movie which attempts to create a "shocking revelation" by presupposing it's audience is too stupid to know what the capital of Brazil is.
A movie where a protagonist is locked in a tanning bed, and her friends, when they arrive to save her, are too stupid to UNPLUG THE TABLE before attempting to pry it open.
A movie where a protagonist, trying to escape, walks out on roof of a greenhouse. When the glass begins to crack, she begins shrieking and CONTINUES TO WALK OUT EVEN FARTHER ON THE GLASS.
If it wasn't for JLH's boobs and Brandi's ass, I would have stabbed myself in the eye.
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| #46 Posted on 13.3.02 2101.28 | I'd say the worst movie ever was "Pufnstuf," a movie not even Sid N Marty Kroft fans could defend. Shrill, annoying, and as pleasant as 80 minutes of having a live chainsaw down your pants.
-LS
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| #47 Posted on 18.3.02 1301.06 | Three words...GREATEST THREAD EVER!
You guys have the funniest ways of describing the horrors of your picks. Classic stuff.
I would pick mine, but most people have picked my worst list: Manos, Freddy Got Fingered, and Jeepers Creepers.
I will just add the one movie that I hated. I saw it for free at my college, and I still wanted my money back.
That movie: Larger Than Life. You know, the Bill Murray-Janeane Garofalo-really big elephant movie.
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| #48 Posted on 18.3.02 1525.29 | | Bah. That isn't even the worst ELEPHANT movie. "Operation Dumbo Drop" beats that. | Torchslasher
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| #49 Posted on 18.3.02 1531.15 | Oh, I don't know about that. I don't remember an exciting scene in "Operation Dumbo Drop" where the elephant saves a Mexican village by pushing a wall up.
BTW, put Mars Attacks in the list of really bad movies as well, if only in a "the hype and my expectations were dashed by the utter piece of swill" category.
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| #50 Posted on 18.3.02 1557.21 | The latest edict sent down from on high ...
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You want to know the worst movies ever made?
I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA !!
Glitter & Crossroads
If Britney Spears wasn't in Crossroads, I doubt it would have made over $1 Million at the theaters.
Same goes for Mariah in Glitter, except that Britney's better looking.
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| #51 Posted on 23.3.02 1610.42 | Worst movies def. Crossroads in there, Freddy Got Fingered was gosh awful, Superstar, Baby Boy, Royal Tenenbaums, and any Cory Feldman movie
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| #52 Posted on 24.3.02 0240.18 | Umm, Royal Tenenbaums was GREAT.
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| #53 Posted on 24.3.02 0254.27 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Sphere.... i absolutely hated that movie... didn't they just use the power to forget to get rid of the problem or some stupid shit like that?
Battlefield Earth- i couldn't even sit through the first 30 mins.
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|  #54 Posted on 24.3.02 1134.13 | Are you kidding me, Sphere was seven different kinds of swank! At the end they decided to forget what was there in order to...umm, to...ah, fuck it, so I'm a Samuel L. Jackson fan.
And from the way you people are talking, I'm guessing you haven't seen The Mummy Returns. Two hours of root canal with terrible acting, nonsensical plot and the most predictable "swerves" in the history of cinema. But the worst part...oh, the WORST part...NO OPENING CREDITS. Good God, what KIND of film has NO opening credits? That's monstrous!
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| #55 Posted on 24.3.02 1228.14 | | About a year ago, a friend of mine rented the worst movie I've ever seen. I THINK it was called "Cube". Anyway, it was about these people who somehow ended up in this place where the characters have to figure out patterns to get out of the room and into the next. Of course, if you didn't do something right they would set off a trap and die. Also, I thought that Tigerland sucked, it was just really boring to me.. | oldschoolhero
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| #56 Posted on 24.3.02 1237.17 | Man, Cube ROCKED.
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| #57 Posted on 24.3.02 1245.47 | Now I wouldn't go so far as to say ANY Corey Feldman movie is the worst of all time. While I would be willing to consider an argument for the one that had both of the Corey's in it, you gotta consider Feldman did have big roles in Stand by Me and Goonies, two of the coolest movies ever made.
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| #58 Posted on 24.3.02 1255.02 | They should bring out Goonies on DVD, with a commentary by Sloth.
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| #59 Posted on 24.3.02 1540.02 | While the DVD of Goonies doesn't have Sloth commentary, it's worth it to have Corey Feldman commentary on the scene where he is explaining to the new maid where the drugs are kept.
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| #60 Posted on 24.3.02 1647.25 | "Cube" was indytastic and Nicole de Boer is really cute even when she's not on DS9. So, I don't know if it ROCKED but it was hardly the Worst Movie of All Time.
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