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StaggerLee Scrapple Since: 3.10.02 From: Right side of the tracks Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 18 hours # 1 Posted on 13.7.12 2051.01 | Instant Rating: 1.63 Of all the flicks you've ever watched, what do you consider the worst line of dialogue you have heard? I ask this because I am sitting here watching Road House, and the line "I used to fuck guys like you in prison", while funny, is also perhaps the stupidest thing said in the whole history of cinema. YOUR 2012 NCCA Tournament Bracket Challenge Winner Promote this thread!
John Orquiola Scrapple Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 852 days Last activity: 852 days # 2 Posted on 13.7.12 2106.38 | Instant Rating: 6.27 Not from one specific movie but I have always and will always despise when a character says "If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you." @CMPunk
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StaggerLee Scrapple Since: 3.10.02 From: Right side of the tracks Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 18 hours # 3 Posted on 13.7.12 2111.14 | Instant Rating: 1.63 Originally posted by John Orquiola Not from one specific movie but I have always and will always despise when a character says "If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you." Did that start with Top Gun? Another line that sucked "Hold me, like that time on Nabu" (might be paraphrasing a bit). YOUR 2012 NCCA Tournament Bracket Challenge Winner
Whitebacon Banger Since: 12.1.02 From: Fresno, CA Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 1 day
ICQ: # 4 Posted on 13.7.12 2330.08 Originally posted by John Orquiola Not from one specific movie but I have always and will always despise when a character says "If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you." Bugs me ten times more when people say that in real life, and then laugh like it's the first time anybody has ever said it.
supersalvadoran Sujuk Since: 10.1.08 From: westbury, new york Since last post: 42 days Last activity: 9 days # 5 Posted on 14.7.12 0232.55 | Instant Rating: 3.82 Originally posted by StaggerLee Originally posted by John Orquiola Not from one specific movie but I have always and will always despise when a character says "If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you." Did that start with Top Gun? I'm pretty sure I first heard that when I watched the old James Bonds movies on TBS. Either way, it's been around way too long for such a dumb phrase to still be used.
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 Since last post: 606 days Last activity: 600 days # 6 Posted on 14.7.12 0242.37 | Instant Rating: 2.39 (deleted by Oliver on 14.7.12 0142)
cfgb Bierwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Ottawa, Ontario Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 9 hours # 7 Posted on 14.7.12 1003.33 | Instant Rating: 7.01 I'm just going to allow Youtube to do the dirty on this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
JustinShapiro Scrapple Moderator Since: 12.12.01 From: Pittsburgh, PA Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 1 day # 8 Posted on 15.7.12 1455.13 | Instant Rating: 8.75
SchippeWreck Banger Since: 26.3.03 From: Glendale, CA Since last post: 36 days Last activity: 2 days # 9 Posted on 15.7.12 2217.35 | Instant Rating: 7.84 The "toad struck by lightning" line from X-Men is pretty hard to top, though it might be bad because of Halle Berry's delivery. "It's magic! We don't need to explain it!"
ekedolphin Scrapple Since: 12.1.02 From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 1 day # 10 Posted on 16.7.12 0556.23 | Instant Rating: 3.16 "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." --Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Y!: # 11 Posted on 16.7.12 2223.52 | Instant Rating: 5.08 On my planet, we never say die, we say... NOT MY SHORTS! Howard the Duck
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dwaters Lap cheong Since: 16.10.02 From: Connecticut Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 1 day # 12 Posted on 16.7.12 2258.28 | Instant Rating: 7.25 Robin "I've got you" Batgirl "No, I've got you" Maybe not the lines, but Alicia Silverstone's delivery. ("Ice to meet you"-Mr. Freeze from the same movie)
bubblesthechimp Boudin rouge Since: 22.3.02 From: Weymouth, Ma Since last post: 470 days Last activity: 344 days # 13 Posted on 16.7.12 2324.33 | Instant Rating: 5.00 I'm curious to see just how many times Arnold or Sylvester show up in this thread. "I AAAAMMMM THE LAAAAWWW!" Is still one of the most memorable bad lines ive ever heard.
JST Toulouse Since: 20.1.02 From: Quebec City, CAN Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours # 14 Posted on 16.7.12 2347.32 | Instant Rating: 6.00 Street Fighter is nothing but these, if only to be redeemed by Raul Julia's magnificent chewing of the scenery. Brell from No Holds Barred also has his share, such as insisting on calling people 'jockass'. I'm still figuring out the implications of 'go take a leak'. (edited by JST on 17.7.12 0047) My side is the side of love, peace and submachine guns.
The Guinness. Potato korv Since: 24.4.05 From: San Diego, CA Since last post: 50 days Last activity: 1 day
AIM: # 15 Posted on 17.7.12 0137.13 | Instant Rating: 1.79 I'm the king of the world!
supersalvadoran Sujuk Since: 10.1.08 From: westbury, new york Since last post: 42 days Last activity: 9 days # 16 Posted on 17.7.12 0628.23 | Instant Rating: 3.82 To be fair JustinShapiro, most any one of Tommy Wisseau's lines in 'The Room' could have been nominated. IIRC, on the 'I Love The 70's' special they did on VH1, they totally mocked the line from 'Love Story' ("Love means never having to say you're sorry"). Can't say I disagree; I have yet to think of a stupider line than that one.
StaggerLee Scrapple Since: 3.10.02 From: Right side of the tracks Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 18 hours # 17 Posted on 17.7.12 1200.59 | Instant Rating: 1.63 The "koala mutant bird fish" line from Clerks is pretty bad as well. YOUR 2012 NCCA Tournament Bracket Challenge Winner
lotjx Scrapple Since: 5.9.08 Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 18 hours # 18 Posted on 17.7.12 1345.52 | Instant Rating: 1.29 NOOOO!!! Vader from Sith. And yes, to me that is the only bad scene that is not Anakin and Padme. The rest is glorious. The Wee Baby Sheamus.Twitter: @realjoecarfley its a bit more toned down there. A bit.
Kevintripod Banger Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 8 hours
AIM: # 19 Posted on 17.7.12 1544.58 | Instant Rating: 3.60
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Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 39 days Last activity: 4 days # 20 Posted on 17.7.12 1613.07 | Instant Rating: 6.23 No list is complete without "Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..." -- 2006 Time magazine Person of the Year -- -- July 2009 Ordained Reverend -- Pages: 1 2 Next
The Ameriquest one in the hospital was awesome. We were just recertified in CPR at work last week; if only it had waited another week, the timing would have been perfect. The Burger King one was funny only for the image of catapulting food onto a bun.
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