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Since: 10.1.03
From: Enter your city here

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.38
Awhile back I was employed at a large candy factory working an assembly line. The machine processed over a ton of candy per 8 hour shift and it was my job to touch each piece with two fingers to give it a swirl. Physically it wasn't nothing, mentally, I swear I lost 10 IQ points each night I worked there.

Anyway, we all had em, might be some good stories out there...shoot!
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Since: 7.1.04

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.85
Farm labor, picking tobacco. 100 degree heat, 105 under the tents. Tar caked up on your hands, nicotine staining your arms, rocks bruising and cutting up your knees. And of course, tobacco hornworms.


Since: 13.2.02
From: Back in the Heart of Hali

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.03

Fish market, summer between grade 11 and grade 12 (between Junior and Senior year, I guess most would call it).

Try having a social life when even after you come home and shower with half a bottle of lemon juice and two kinds of soap and still smell faintly of fish.

I'll never forget the first time I had to cut up a large groundfish either. And you thought the bandsaw was only for shopclass...(unless you've worked in a slaughterhouse, in which case I'm sure you've got stories to tell me).


Buggrit, buggrit, Millenium Hand & Shrimp!

Since: 10.12.01
From: #yqr

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41
A few years ago, I spent a summer working as a labourer on the university research farms. The first day, I got sunstroke. It got a little better from there, but it was still weeks of harvesting barley by hand, measuring stalks, tying bags, weighing samples... it sucked. But not as bad as what the rest of you have said so far. And at least they paid tolerably and kept me around for as long as they promised, unlike the computer school I taught at before that.


Since: 2.1.02
From: Bossier City, LA

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.56
While I was an undergrad, I worked night shift in a hospital pharmacy. Most of the time the job was great because I got paid to do homework while sitting in the Pharmacy Director's chair in front of an antiquated computer running an antiquated DOS program in order to make sure that the program didn't hang because of a misplaced or missing decimal point. On the other hand, being up in the ER the night two school buses and a semi collided on I-65 would rank number 3 on my personal list of the worst days ever. (Numbers 1 and 2 being when my mother passed away and when my college roommate committed suicide by jumping off our roof.)


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Mrs. Guru

Since: 11.12.01

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.63
Clean up at a seafood inspection lab. Cleaning surimi off the ban saw was the worst, that stuff turned into faintly fishy concrete when it dried out. The lab was always heated up to 85 degrees or so to help thaw out the samples for the next day's work, but I had to weave and dodge across a forklift filled wherehouse to take the day's remnants to a giant container in a -30 degree freezer. I got a lot of colds. I also discovered that -30 degrees is cold enough for bad squid to freeze on contact with the floor.

...oh bother.
Karlos the Jackal
Lap cheong

Since: 2.1.02
From: The City of Subdued Excitement

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
Telemarketing. Cold calling for a carpet cleaning company. The guy ran it out of his house, so it was a little room filled with people who all smoked, all the time, and we were all paid under the table. Pretty mild compared to some of you, but I sure didn't enjoy it.


Last 5 movies seen: The Pajama Game - Layer Cake - Swing Time - Sin City - Battleship Potemkin
DJ FrostyFreeze

Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

I worked for { Sorry, you must be logged in to see this text! } during the dotcom boom (before they were bought out & turned into { Sorry, you must be logged in to see this text! } ).

It's was a music website where you could read album reviews, watch exclusive artist interviews, and listen to this streaming music broadcasting thing called { Sorry, you must be logged in to see this text! } . You couldnt tell Lc what songs to play, but you could tell it what genre to play, then rate each song/album/artist that came up randomly & your rating would control how often you heard that song/album/artist, or you could tell it not to play any songs containing profanity. Thats where I came in.

My job was to listen to CD's all day long looking for bad words, drug/gun references, etc., then check off the songs on a big excel sheet so the system would know what songs not to include on people's playlists. The first couple days werent too bad, just really slow. The rap CD's went by fast, because they would usually cuss right away so I could just check them off the list & move onto the next album/song. But the *death metal, country, and alternative music was pretty awful because I had to listen to those CDs all the way through just in case someone decided to cuss at the last second of a song. Each day of doing that felt like a whole week had gone by.

I was fired after a few months when someone finally discovered that the hours that I recorded on my timesheet didnt quite match the hours I actually spent at work. Ahem.

*My appologies to any fans of death metal, country, or alternative music.


Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.56
Factory Work, twisting wired that went into the plugs on Rock Tumblers. So, if you had a rock tumbler built in or around 1989, that thing was in MY grubby hands!
Shem the Penman

Since: 16.1.02
From: The Off-Center of the Universe (aka Philadelphia)

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.15
Stockroom at Target. Almost completely mindless work -- just trundle around where your little scanner tells you to go, and either put stuff on shelves or take stuff off shelves. Plus the fun of hauling heavy boxes down wobbly ladders while hoping I don't lose my balance and do the Mick Foley Memorial Nestea Plunge onto the bare concrete below.

Ling-Ling into battle go
Fulfill destiny of the soul
Sever skull of adversary
Shove it in the poo-poo hole

All the children sing:
Kill kill kill kill die die die
Kill kill kill kill die die die....

Since: 28.4.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.50
Toys R Us. Christmas time. The middle of the Pokemon craze AND the launch year of the Playstation 2. We reserved nearly 120 of them. We got a grand total of 85 before Christmas. Such a fun year.

"That's my problem - I'm too frank. That's why my mother shoved me down the stairs. But then she is fat."

Since: 22.4.02
From: Outside of Boston

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.56
Slinging chicken at Boston Market. You do not know incompetence until you work the drive-thru, during the dinner rush, when the assistant manager on duty neglects to make enough chicken. And turkey. Oh, and ham and meatloaf. Guess those half-hour drive-thru averages punched his neurotic ass out.

You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"...but that doesn't mean he can't relate an amusing anecdote about the Haiti Kid and one of the Frenchman's testicles." (Hogan's My Dad)


Since: 20.6.02

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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.61
Similar to telemarketing: MARKET RESEARCH. During the year I did that, I came down with strep throat four times.

...I've graduated to a higher level of call centre work since then, but the memories of those dumb ASCII terminals and the curry-esque B.O. of the guy in the booth beside me still haunts me from time to time.

I miss Alberta. Yes...seriously.

Since: 18.3.02
From: Hartland, WI

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.48

While in high school I worked pizza delivery/dish washing (and whatever misc. crap jobs they could come up with) for a local eatery. They had apparently the widest delivery range...and the worst tippers.

Anyhow...our manager was a mean drunk...who by the end of most nights was either passed out, or firing someone in a drunken rage. My last night there, our only other remaining driver went out for a delivery...and never came back. He was arrested for drunk driving/driving with a suspended license.

The manager decided to blame me (wtf??) for I decided to quit.

...the only benefit to this job was knowing the pizza chef...we could get him to purposely screw up an order that we'd have to bring back. We got to eat the mistakes!


Since: 28.1.02
From: Louisville, KY

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.28
Vacuum cleaner salesman. I did not perform successfully and went back to work at odd jobs until school started for me. Cop to electronics was an uneasy transition for me.

We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.

Since: 20.1.02
From: Quebec City, CAN

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.93
    Originally posted by Shem the Penman
    Stockroom at Target.

Former stockboy here as well.

There's the ladder of success. You got the bigger salaries up top and the working man a little lower. I was the one holding the ladder so the guy up top doesn't fall down.

I got nothin'.

Since: 13.7.02
From: Austin

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.89
The Men's Department at Sears.

I was 16.

Those were dark times.

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Since: 9.2.02

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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.07
Convenience store manager. 100+ hour weeks, crap pay, night shifts employees quitting (over the phone at 1am, leaving the store empty for as long as it took me to get there), calls at 3am reporting an armed robbery, crap pay, working every holiday, paperwork, drunk people demanding Mad Dog Kiwi Cherry at 4am, crap pay, jerk district manager, only having one other employee at the store for a 3 month stretch, crap pay, having to allow moms give their 4 kids a one-dollar food stamp each to pay for a piece of gum while she takes the 95 cents change from each to buy her Thunderbird, and finally, meager wages.

Oderint dum metuant.

Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.17
    Originally posted by GRL
    The Men's Department at Sears.

    I was 16.

For a second, I thought I was reading the "where'd you lose your virginity?"-thread. WHAT?!

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Some new quotes in your sig.
Yeah, I said it."
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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
Also telemarketing. In Las Vegas, I got my first job at 16. It was really bad anyways, with me calling unsuspecting senior citizens trying to get them to spend 800 dollars for vitamins. They could win a great prize though (yes, everyone got the tennis bracelet before you ask). After half a week, I was fired for both my inability to generate any sales, and because I figured out how much of a scam it was and didn't want any part of it.

When I got the check for two thirds of a week of work (162 dollars), I also got up and went back to beg for my job back.

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