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Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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So, I was waiting for the Brazil/England game to come on TSN last night, so I natually turned on Conan O'Brien. He was talking about soccer, and how everyone loves it now, so he decided to jump on the bandwagon...

"Unfortunately, the World Cup has led to an alarmingly large number of doctors committing COLD BLOODED MURDER. This segment will explain, hopefully..."
Cut to a doctor's office. The doctor checks the chart of a young man. Suddenly, the young man jumps out of bed, wearing a red, white and blue body suit.
The young man continues on, until the doctor pulls out a gun and shoots him.

Also, the chances of "the United States being in the Elite 8 are as slim as a Sudanese hockey team winning the Stanley Cup" Lots of laughs as we see an African guy wearing skates. Some guy in the audience speaks up "No, that's wrong! Since there are no Sudanese teams in the National Hockey League, it's impossible for them to win the Stanley Cup. And the odds for the U.S. to be in the Elite 8 were about 40-1.""Oh... I just thought it was a funny picture.""I want to see things that aren't my role in this sketch."

Also, there was a segment showing another negative aspect of the U.S. World Cup run...people keep kicking things. A phone rings in an office, and the guy kicks it off the wall, then answers it. A bartender kicks a bunch of bottles off of the bar, kicks them around behind the bar, and produces a picture-perfect martini.

That's all *I* can remember... It was funny, but it was late and all I can remember was Brazilian PASSION!

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Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
[the immigrants moan]
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Since: 26.1.02
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There was also the money sketch graphic that had the soccer dude kicking the ball into real-Conan's open mouth that was funny yet looked strangely homosexual.

You had the goalie getting married, eating dinner, etc. and nonchalantly blocking oncoming shots.

You had the Masturbating Bear using first a soccer ball to pleasure himself, then his feet, then finally just going El Classico.

And the funniest of all...the photographs of a writer and his two cats, one dressed as Mexico, one dressed like Uncle Sam...taunting each other.



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