I was certainly unprepared for how weird this news would be.
PWInsider (pwinsider.com) reports that, following in the footsteps of Mick Foley, Ric Flair and Roddy Piper are appearing on Celebrity Wife Swap. Swapping with each other. It gets even weirder. Apparently, Ric isn't swapping any of his current or ex-wives. He's swapping his current girlfriend. Who happens to be Fifi, his A Flair For The Gold valet from 1993.
Here's a pic (sportsandwrestling.mywowbb.com) of Ric and Fifi, made even better by Carlos Colon sleeping in the background.
There is no way Flair wasn't plowing Fifi back in '93. (I use this vernacular because Flair once screamed, "Shut up, fat boy! I plowed your wife back in '85!" at a TD Garden house show.)
My friend brought up an interesting point: Piper and Flair swapping wives isn't that big a deal. For the wives, it wouldn't be an extraordinarily different circumstance to trade one 1980s wrestler for another.
To which I replied with the following upsides. 1) It would finally allow each wife to hear the opposing side of their classic dog collar match. 2) The wives would understand the full breadth of their WCW administration when Flair was President and Piper was RPVP.
Originally posted by It's FalseFlair is just NOW getting around to banging Fifi? He must have been going through little black book or something.
It was lost in the rubble from the Shockmaster entrance.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." --- Bart Giamatti, on baseball
no more than today. I think I saw the same move recently - maybe in TNA. Nah, Ric bladed and Roddy pretended to bite him. Of course, with those guys, who knows? Supposedly real good pals at that time anyway.
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy - Swift
Allright, allright then, I tap. Hogan vs Flair, it didn't draw in WCW two years ago, booking the matches in the last couple of weeks is probably not the major hype you need. But one last thing. The professionals suck.