A great big rock is going to hit* Earth in 2019!!!!!
*(or it may miss us by millions of kilometres. They're just not sure)
I'm starting to get bored of the media going "OMG! Michael Bay was right!" everytime someone announces this and then not mention it again two weeks later when the scientists go "Ooops, sorry! Put a decimal point in the wrong place".
...full of energy. Multi-orgasmic, if you will, in a cosmic sort of way."