A great big rock is going to hit* Earth in 2019!!!!!
*(or it may miss us by millions of kilometres. They're just not sure)
I'm starting to get bored of the media going "OMG! Michael Bay was right!" everytime someone announces this and then not mention it again two weeks later when the scientists go "Ooops, sorry! Put a decimal point in the wrong place".
...full of energy. Multi-orgasmic, if you will, in a cosmic sort of way."
The only thing I can think of is this lady I used to work with had a son who when he was about 10, got into a car accident, while not wearing a seat belt in the back seat, and he slammed into the front seat face-first.