The W
WrestleMania 34 begins in 1,489,760 seconds
Views: 131246332
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Calendar | Color chart | Log in for more!
20.3.18 1210
The W - CRZ's World - Wiener of the Day Register and log in to post!
Pages: 1(1367 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
Post (2 total)
Lap cheong

Since: 20.3.02
From: California

Since last post: 15 hours
Last activity: 20 min.
#1 Posted on
It is with great pride and utter humility that I accept today's Wiener of the Day award.

First off, I'd like to thank my agent. When he originally told me that there was a chance that I could get this award, I brushed it off, but he was amazingly right on all accounts. I only wish he were alive to see this day.

I'd also like to thank my enemies. For, if not for my scornful rage towards them, this moment wouldn't feel nearly as good. In my great moment of triumph, may their lives be full of misery and heartbreak.

Finally, I'd like to thank CRZ. Mainly, I guess, to kiss his ass, but also because he is the reason I am here today. If not for him, I'd probably be stuck in some godforsaken IRC channel.

We are all going to die.

Oh, but at least I will have held this honor once, maybe even again someday. Maybe even a couple more times after that. Then, I'll die just like anyone else, but this award shall immortalize me. Especially since it means a lot more than certain "undisputed" titles.
Promote this thread!
Summer sausage

Since: 2.1.02
From: Calgary ... Alberta Canada

Since last post: 4110 days
Last activity: 4110 days
#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Ha ha ha ha ha.

You rule Sklokazoid ... you really do. You nailed that post perfectly. I would say you deserved a Grammy or a Golden Globe for that speech, but I don't want to insult you.

Let me put you in the picture, let me show you what I mean;
The Messiah is my sister, ain't no king man, she's my queen.
Pages: 1Thread ahead: POWERPUFF GIRLS: THE MOVIE RULES IT! and some spoilerz~!
Next thread: Best... Episode... EVER! Of Star Trek, anyway...
Previous thread: new Wallace and Grommits are coming
(1367 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
If only Joe Gagne was still doing his podcast.
- odessasteps, THOUGHTS ON THE 7 (2009)
The W - CRZ's World - Wiener of the DayRegister and log in to post!

The W™ message board

©2001-2018 Brothers Zim

This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.136 seconds.