Tyler Durden
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|  #1 Posted on 25.2.04 1512.59 | Instant Rating: 1.12 | I just canīt hear that anymore!
They are doing this all the time.
Every time somebody turns heel the question is the same and some fans even write that on their posters:
Why Shawn, why?
Why Stone Cold, why?
Why Brock, why?
Why Bastion Booger, why?
And now (according to smackdown spoilers) itīs:
Why Kurt, why?
Thatīs so old - Please, come up with something different!
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| #2 Posted on 25.2.04 1523.02 | Instant Rating: 4.39 | ...and replace it with WHAT? To say someone was a "Benedict Arnold" was already famously taken about 15 years ago. YOU SOLD OUT is just as played, quite frankly
Personally on this one I'll go with "The classics never die no matter how much we try and kill them".
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| #3 Posted on 25.2.04 1531.52 | Instant Rating: 5.58 | Should have been "Treachery: What's Kurt's Angle?"
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|  #4 Posted on 25.2.04 1807.36 | Instant Rating: 2.16 | How about this:
O' Kurt, we thought we knew ye!
or
Kurt, betrayer of my trust, you are dead to me now.
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| #5 Posted on 25.2.04 1817.04 | Instant Rating: 2.01 | How about... Kurt: WTF?
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| #6 Posted on 25.2.04 1944.05 | Instant Rating: 5.76 | Or, perhaps: "Even though I saw this coming weeks in advance, that was still pretty harsh Kurt."
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| #7 Posted on 25.2.04 2004.30 | Instant Rating: 1.98 | There's always
"But Kurt, I thought you loved me!"
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| #8 Posted on 25.2.04 2026.38 | Instant Rating: 6.65 | How about "Say it ain't so, Kurt!"
or
"Tell em why u mad, Kurt!" | Oliver
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| #9 Posted on 25.2.04 2120.01 | Instant Rating: 3.36 | Or what about...
Say it ain't so, ese...
or
Say it ain't so, Holmes!
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| #10 Posted on 25.2.04 2325.28 | Instant Rating: 2.14 | Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
Or, perhaps: "Even though I saw this coming weeks in advance, that was still pretty harsh Kurt."
Now, that's funny. I Soooo want to see that sign in the crowd.
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| #11 Posted on 26.2.04 0029.12 | Instant Rating: 7.45 | | To me, there can only be one acceptable sign for this given situation -- "BOO THIS MAN". | albert44
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| #12 Posted on 26.2.04 0234.49 |
QUE CHINGAOS TE PASA HUEY!!!!!!!
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| #13 Posted on 26.2.04 0239.56 | Instant Rating: 0.97 | Finally Kurt goes heel!
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| #14 Posted on 26.2.04 0854.14 | Instant Rating: 7.00 | Et tu, Kurte?
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| #15 Posted on 26.2.04 1039.38 | Instant Rating: 7.08 | Originally posted by Tyler Durden
Why Stone Cold, why!
Just go with Ross's quote a sentence or so earlier in his same reaction to Austin's heel turn at WrestleMania X-7:
"Son of a bitch, I don't believe it!"
Star wipe, and...we're out.
Thrillin' ain't easy.
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| #16 Posted on 26.2.04 1043.43 | Instant Rating: 2.00 | Wow Tyler, you beat me to this thread. I was thinking of doing a thread similar to this, since I know there'll be signs on Smackdown tonight that'll say after any heel turn: "Why (insert name here), why?" It does get awful old real quick, especially if over time, the turn proves to be ineffective. We've seen plenty of that recently. Well, I'm sure Mr. Cole will say it at least a couple dozen times during Kurt's promo.
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| #17 Posted on 26.2.04 1136.20 | Instant Rating: 3.08 | How about...
"Kurt, you were a face?"
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| #18 Posted on 26.2.04 1149.55 | Instant Rating: 1.56 | Maybe now they'll chant "you suck" in time with his music.
At least some day maybe I'll understand why some day maybe you never can. Or something like that. | dr wagner jr
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|  #19 Posted on 26.2.04 1209.01 | Instant Rating: 2.11 | Originally posted by Parts Unknown
Et tu, Kurte?
Hey check this out:
Porque tu Kurt? Porque?
Válgame dios!
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|  #20 Posted on 26.2.04 1346.07 | Instant Rating: 1.12 | Originally posted by Ringmistress
Wow Tyler, you beat me to this thread. I was thinking of doing a thread similar to this, since I know there'll be signs on Smackdown tonight that'll say after any heel turn: "Why (insert name here), why?" It does get awful old real quick, especially if over time, the turn proves to be ineffective. We've seen plenty of that recently. Well, I'm sure Mr. Cole will say it at least a couple dozen times during Kurt's promo.
Sorry! 
Iīm glad you didnīt say:
"Why Tyler, why!"
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