I can't believe nobody's ever tried to market chocolate soda. It's a gold mine! Kids would love it! Insulin manufacturers would have business skyrocket! Dentists would be rolling in money! It's perfect!
it does exist. or, at least....it did. i remember about 5 or 6 years ago drinking some chocolate cola. it came in a glass bottle and was made by Arizona (the iced tea company). they made chocolate cola & vanilla cola. unfortunately, i haven't seen it in the stores since then, so they either stopped making it, or the stores in my area just don't get it anymore.
"I used to date a homeless girl. That was pretty cool. You could drop her off ANYwhere. 'Date's over...get out.'"
Finally, if Magic Johnson's Basketball Hall of Fame induction doesn't include a sequence where presenter Larry Bird comes out wearing a Lakers jersey, gives a heartfelt speech about Magic, finishes, shakes Magic's hand, steps backward to let Magic bathe i...