John Orquiola
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|  #1 Posted on 2.12.05 1001.51 | Instant Rating: 5.00 | A few years ago, I would have said Seth Green (Scott Evil from Austin Powers.) Now, I'm not really sure.
Unable to think of a suitable actor, I would say Denzel Washington, even though I'm not black. But Denzel's my favorite actor so I'll go with him. He'd be a better me than I am anyway.
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| #2 Posted on 2.12.05 1023.27 | Instant Rating: 7.28 | When I was a kid, all my parents' friends (and even all my friends) thought I looked like Opie Taylor (in fact, my last name is Taylor), so my growing up moniker was Opie.
But I still have all my hair and Ron Howard and I don't look that much alike any more, Some people say I look a little like Drew Carey (when my hair is cut that flat-top thing). I always though I looked a lot like Edward Hermann.
But I am going with Carrot-Top. 
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center. | OMEGA
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| #3 Posted on 2.12.05 1045.08 | Instant Rating: 5.43 | Well, everyone says I look like Nicholas Cage. I do not see it, and like to think it's not true, but I guess majority rules.
Checkmate, El Super Lucha-Bitch~! | JoshMann
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| #4 Posted on 2.12.05 1059.19 | Instant Rating: 5.11 | Phillip Seymour Hoffman, since he's a) one hell of an actor and b) a dark wig away from bearing way too close of a resemblance.
"He's too much of gentleman to assume that the lady he is with would have a disease and he's man enough to raise any offspring that should arise. HE IS AL WILSON."[-DEAN~, 7/22/05] | haz
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|  #5 Posted on 2.12.05 1102.01 | Instant Rating: 5.05 | Why they would ever make a movie about me, I don't know...
But
People tell me that I look like Randy Quaid, so I would have to say he would be the best...
Where the wild are strong, and the strong are the darkest ones, you're the Darkest One. | pieman
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| #6 Posted on 2.12.05 1159.23 | Instant Rating: 7.84 |
A couple people have said Will Ferrell to me, but I don't see it at all.
Gabba gabba hey! |
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| #7 Posted on 2.12.05 1201.48 | Instant Rating: 4.73 | There's only one who could: Daivari!
(or, perhaps I could play him in a movie.)
He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel. | Kevintripod
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| #8 Posted on 2.12.05 1215.05 | Instant Rating: 5.43 | I want someone that actually acts alot like me on screen rather than someone that just looks alot like me on screen.
Seann William Scott (Stiffler, American Pie) to play me in my younger years.
Since then I've put on a little weight, so Jack Black or Kevin James (King Of Queens) to play me now.
"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong !!!" - Stifler, American Wedding | Oliver
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| #9 Posted on 2.12.05 1257.19 | Instant Rating: 4.06 | Looks-wise...I have absolutely no idea who could portray me in a movie, but I think that either Seann William Scott or Ashton Kutcher could properly portray my sense of humour.
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| #10 Posted on 2.12.05 1411.31 | Instant Rating: 7.22 | I have been told that I look James Spader but after 3 sympathy pregnancies, I don't think that he would appreciate the comparison.
As for who - would love to see a younger Bill Murray make a mess of my life on screen
Enough with the PC Crap
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| #11 Posted on 2.12.05 1521.33 | Instant Rating: 6.05 | I'm looking a lot like Gary Oldman these days.
"To be the man, you gotta beat demands." -- The Lovely Mrs. Tracker | Karlos the Jackal
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| #12 Posted on 2.12.05 1603.42 | Instant Rating: 8.00 | Put Bob Odenkirk in a beard and glasses -- like in Run Ronnie Run -- and you're actually suprisingly close.
--K
Last 5 movies seen: Murderball - March of the Penguins - Sky High - War of the Worlds - Plan-It-X Fest 2004 | The Goon
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| #13 Posted on 2.12.05 1625.20 | Instant Rating: 8.08 | | Ah, shit, I know I would get stuck with Wilmer Valderrama ("Fez"). | drjayphd
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| #14 Posted on 2.12.05 1634.12 | Instant Rating: 7.16 | |
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week. "Because personally if I was being choked by Ric Flair, my personal reaction would be well, "Glrrrrkkk, can't breathe" but after that... "Man, I'm being choked out by Ric Flair, this is so cool." and then some more "Gllllrrrrk, can't breathe."" (Llakor)
I'm not sure how I feel about the comparison to the guy in the Sprint ads a couple of years ago.
I don't really see it. Maybe it's my peacoat.
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| #15 Posted on 2.12.05 1639.28 | Instant Rating: 8.89 | My girlfriend and her best friend have come to a consensus: Get Orlando Bloom to pack on 50-55 around the middle and you got a dead ringer.
A fun, sexy time.
Reward TV -- TV just got better!
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| #16 Posted on 2.12.05 1715.47 | Instant Rating: 5.00 | Michael Chiklis.
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| #17 Posted on 2.12.05 1759.32 | Instant Rating: 6.74 | I've been told I resemble Christian Slater, so I guess him.
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." -- George W. Bush, Good Morning America, September 1, 2005 | J. Kyle
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| #18 Posted on 2.12.05 1846.02 | Instant Rating: 4.70 | | X-E's co-Worst Poster of all time! JKyle.com says: I'm gonna roll with Danny Strong.
If you read my comic you'll be like the tenth person (after SOK and Tricia) to do so in three years,
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| #19 Posted on 2.12.05 2322.09 | Instant Rating: 3.00 | Jack Black, without a doubt. I'm a big fan and we look alike (with a beard).
Tiens mon copain! | OlFuzzyBastard
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| #20 Posted on 3.12.05 0006.33 | Instant Rating: 3.18 | Yeah, Jack Black would probably make a good me as well, although I would want the part played by Christopher Walken, even though he's a generation too old and looks nothing like me. I just think Christopher Walken should play everybody.
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