The more I think about it the more I want the Rock to bring no one with him. Just let it be his show this time.
A Robert Smiegel cartoon on the WWF would be nice.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
The obvious joke is I guess that angle was upset over his low ranking on the WWE DVD list, since he angrily tweeted about it last week. The story going around now is apparently that he was texting and driving and his BAC was "only" .