The more I think about it the more I want the Rock to bring no one with him. Just let it be his show this time.
A Robert Smiegel cartoon on the WWF would be nice.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
This is The Miz's second WWE championship and fourth championship overall in his career; in addition to previously winning the WWE Tag Team Championship with Morrison, he's a former holder of the DSW Heavyweight Championship and the OVW Southern Tag Team ...