a) A mysterious supernatural conjurer who can perform any trcik with a pack of cards.
b) Me when I was still drunk the morning after a night out, and forced to 'pretend' to know magic tricks in a busy city centre David Blain style?
If you're bored and ever wanted to know how I spent my Saturday morning, go and see THE INCREDIBLE CARDMASTER!
We made a sign which read 'tHe CaRdMaStEr- AS SEEN ON TV!'. You wouldn't believe the amount of people who actually walked past and muttered things along the lines of "There's that guy off TV, the Cardmaster.". Now I'm considering bringing out a line of merchandise. I could make a killing...
Edit: Yes, I bothered to make the music for it too! This is why people shouldn't have too much free time on their hands.
So if you watched PTI today, you'll have noticed that Wilbon claimed Andy Rooney was a bigot. Coming back from the break, Andy Rooney now "sounded" like a bigot. Good call/bad call by the producers?