Originally posted by deadbeaterMan you guys would bitch if you were in paradise.
And you would, no doubt, be there to bitch at us bitchers because for some reason, our bitching jams your frequency. The inherent hypocrisy in perpetuating the bitch cycle would, then as now, be totally lost on you.
Sorry pal. I disagree, therefore I bitch. When I get a free titshot from say, Karen McDougal, THEN I'll cheer. And you can bitch at ME. Deal?
First off, Stacy Kiebler (sp?) is a major babe, and she gets double points NOT having a boob job.
Second, Chyna. SHe was ugly and buffed up WAY too much at first, became a bit more feminine after, but still not enough to make her appealing in my mind. Then she began to speak, and ...well to quote Al Bundy "Where you can look at a butt, and TRAP STAYS SHUT" . I guess I can see how some guys find her attractive, but only because I know it takes all kinds.
Third, Stef. To hear her in a normal interview with her normal voice, isn't bad. Look wise, she was okay. Breast wise, too damn big now. Of course what I find most disturbing is, I can understand why Chyna, or Sable or any of the dime a dozen flousies would get a job done. I don't condone it, but at least I can see how a career can be helped by it. But Stef Didn't need one for job security (Or is Vince that much of a bastard??)which just leaves low self esteem.
FOurth: Lita: Fairly attractive, tatoos a bit distracting, but the question is, who helps her choose a wardrobe.
Fifth: All the others. Some fine looking women, usually the more natural, the better (Molly in particular)
As for Trish! Last Night, she was looking fine, but she was outstanding in the ring. She has improved so much in the ring, and doesn't drive dogs insane when she speaks.
"Money's the Same whether you earn it or scam it" Bobby "The Brain" Heenan "Will you stop!" Gorilla Monsoon after just about everything Heenean says. "Welcome to Monday NYQUIL, where the Big boys Play with each other": Steve Austin, in ECW imitating his former boss Eric Bischoff.
... As for the repeated "accidents" ... one, I think that Steph's just dense with regards to picking her outfits; and two, she's a klutz. She went in to give H the eyerake and as she stepped back, she slipped and ended up on her can out on the floor.
To me, Steph was at her best when she was in the first stages of the "I kinda got a thing for Kurt Angle" bit; at about the time she copied Angle's "drop to the knees" victory celebration. She was thinner and her hair, face, and wardrobe had a really cute natural "girl next door" look. She spoke rarely then, and with far less volume. And, as someone already mentioned, her eyes were (and are) very pretty and just added to her charm.
Me? I don't mind seeing Stephanie's (bare) T&A, and if I were ever to find her in my bed, I wouldn't kick her out (except for the fact that Triple H would rip my head off when he found out). But as soon as she opens her mouth, I want her the hell off of my TV. That's how vehement I am about her supposed “mic skills”.
DIRTY JOKE WARNING: I almost feel sorry for Triple H, because if her voice is this annoying on the mic, I can just imagine what it's like when he and Stephanie are... fooling around. Maybe that's the reason he had to go into rehab, because his brain finally exploded from the sound of her shrieking, loud voice.
I agree with J.T.-- during the love triangle angle, I actually looked at Stephanie-- voice and all-- as being someone very, very damn attractive. But she's since been overtaken by both Stacey Kiebler and Mighty Molly (who I didn't even have a thing for in WCW-- must be that cute Holly smile) on my list of Hottest Babes in Sports Entertainment.
“If my answers frighten you, Vince, then perhaps you should cease asking scary questions.”
--Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction
This reminds me of the time I was accosted by a rabid Goldberg fan outside a movie theater last year. A friend of mine attended a Smackdown taping a few years ago and she got me a "Jerichoholic" T-shirt.