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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.16
I love Shamwow guy, and I have no opinion on the UPS dude.

The FCR guy though...I hate him with the hateful passion of a million hateful suns. I want to shoot him with cancer-tipped bullets.



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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.54
I'd never shoot Billy Mays - he's *almost* sold me lots of stuff, but I've resisted evertything but ProCaulk. I went online and read some reviews before I bought it and *highly* recommend it. I've re-caulked my bathtub three times in as many years and I think I've finally nailed it. It was just a huge horrible unsuccessful mess but now it acutally looks professional.
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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.12
If I had to choose between the 3, both bullets go into the UPS guy. A guy who does funny catchy jingles automatically gets a free pass. The ShamWow commercial is just good selling technique, so I respeck it.

The early whiteboard commercials were clever, now they're lazy. He may as well not be up there anymore.
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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.96
I try to pull off some kind of magic-bullet thing and somehow richochet it to hit all three with the first bullet. If that doesn't happen I use the last one on myself.
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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.64
I wouldn't shoot any of them. I would order them out of my house and and have STRONG words for whoever left me a loaded gun instead of a phone and snack foods.
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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.67
Personally, I have bullets for the slam chopper guy



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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.09
I love the Free Credit Report and UPS guy, could really care less about the Shamwow guy. At least he's informative ("It comes from Germany and you know Germans make the best stuff.")

If possible, I'd like to save both bullets for Billy Mays but that beard of his would probably absorb and dissolve both of them.
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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.49
I love this thread so much. You all are really great here, especially the deconstruction by Supersalvadoran (and the cancer-tipped bullets).

As for me, I love the songs from the FCR guy, so he gets to live. The other two are so dead though.



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My bad - it's Slap Chop

Seriously, kill this guy

https://www.slapchop.com/ver7/index.asp





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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.48
Slap Chop and ShamWow are both the same guy...



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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.67
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    Slap Chop and ShamWow are both the same guy...


ah.... I guess I don't watch enough latenight TV.



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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.53
Non-violence is the best option.

If I could strongly talk to someone, it would be the guy selling colon cleanse trying to get me to have giant poops like a baby.




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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.99
I know he's not one of the options, and I haven't seen one of his commercials in a while, but could someone please shoot Mathew Lesko?
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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
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    Originally posted by MUTigermask
    I know he's not one of the options, and I haven't seen one of his commercials in a while, but could someone please shoot Mathew Lesko?


You can't shoot The Riddler!

ShamWow guy not only lives, but gets a high five, for reforming from Scientology.

Billy Mays's stuff is too cool, so he lives.

FreeCreditReport.com guy pays the price for abandoning the pirate gimmick and getting on the stupid bike, plus the renaissance fair schtick. Eat double lead, pally.










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