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|  #41 Posted on 11.11.09 1350.39 | Instant Rating: 8.85 | Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
I mostly follow sports writers and a few athletes with a comedian or two mixed in ... everyone should be following this guy though Click Here (twitter.com)
Oh no.
Book deal now, TV deal to follow (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com)
[via Fimoculous]
 
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| #42 Posted on 11.11.09 1906.23 | Instant Rating: 6.72 | Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
I mostly follow sports writers and a few athletes with a comedian or two mixed in ... everyone should be following this guy though Click Here (twitter.com)
Oh no.
Book deal now, TV deal to follow (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com)
[via Fimoculous]
Great, Look At This Fucking Hipster seems kind of quaint in retrospect.
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week: FROM THE VAULTS."I just want the ability to crush a man's neck with my thighs." (JST) | Mr. Boffo
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| #43 Posted on 12.11.09 1407.33 | Instant Rating: 5.38 | My twitter feed is getting overloaded with funny people. The latest is the Fake AP Stylebook
http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook
Originally posted by FakeAPStyleBook
grand jury - always lowercase, unless the jury is comprised of more than 60% giants. SEE: 60% Giant Rule
The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom."
All stories quoting Italian speakers must "make-a-them talk-a-like this!!!!" (note: additional exclamation points are NOT optional).
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| #44 Posted on 12.11.09 1519.29 | Instant Rating: 3.32 | Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
I mostly follow sports writers and a few athletes with a comedian or two mixed in ... everyone should be following this guy though Click Here (twitter.com)
Oh no.
Book deal now, TV deal to follow (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com)
[via Fimoculous]
Well, I guess that might be that. I can see this going from cute funny to trying to hard funny. | wmatistic
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| #45 Posted on 2.2.10 0811.45 | Instant Rating: 3.08 | The most insane person I've been following lately has to be Coach Coley, FSU OC. He tweets as he goes around recruiting and while I don't understand him much I love it.
https://twitter.com/CoachColey
"FEAR THE SPEAR - It's OUR world SEMINOLES, time to take it BACK!!!! "
"whats a goon to a GOBLIN..... ha, call MR COLEY cause i can make these TWEETS rock... guess where i'm at??? 007 at it again! "
"i keep doing my own thing, walking TALL against the rain.... have I mentioned "WE ARE.. YES I SAID WE ARE"..."
"SEMINOLES - heading into the 504 - Gotta love the DIRTÝ DIRTY - U Cant STOP the CHOP!!!!" | TheBucsFan
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| #46 Posted on 2.2.10 1941.37 | Instant Rating: 2.33 | As far as "celebrities" go:
A host of USF coaches
Jon Hodgeman - sometimes funny, often not
Wil Wheaton - I had never heard of this guy before. I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's ever been in. But I love him.
Bill Amend - guy who writes Foxtrot
A host of ESPN personalities covering college football and the NFL. Trey Wingo is the most interesting Tweeter out of them.
I did follow Bill Simmons, but I had to stop because he is SO ANNOYING. Everything he Tweets is either some whiny bullshit or some stupid hair-brained theory he throws out there for no discernable reason. Oh wait, just like his columns. I guess it's my own fault.
Pro Bowl cornerback Mike Jenkins
The Jack in the Box mascot. He's good for a laugh a day typically.
And then a bunch of people already mentioned in this thread. FakeAPStylebook I'll throw another shout out to, that thing is high comedy. | Leroy
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| #47 Posted on 2.2.10 1959.02 | Instant Rating: 6.09 | Originally posted by TheBucsFan
Wil Wheaton - I had never heard of this guy before. I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's ever been in. But I love him.
Unless I am confusing him with someone else (his Twitter handle is wilw, right?), he starred as Wesley Crusher in the Star Trek: The Next Generation series.
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Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a chicka-quack quack. | TheBucsFan
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| #48 Posted on 2.2.10 2030.44 | Instant Rating: 2.33 | Originally posted by Leroy
Originally posted by TheBucsFan
Wil Wheaton - I had never heard of this guy before. I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's ever been in. But I love him.
Unless I am confusing him with someone else (his Twitter handle is wilw, right?), he starred as Wesley Crusher in the Star Trek: The Next Generation series.
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Yes, that's him, and I know that now, but I've never seen Star Trek. | Mr. Boffo
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| #49 Posted on 2.2.10 2215.13 | Instant Rating: 5.39 | Originally posted by TheBucsFan
Originally posted by Leroy
Originally posted by TheBucsFan
Wil Wheaton - I had never heard of this guy before. I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's ever been in. But I love him.
Unless I am confusing him with someone else (his Twitter handle is wilw, right?), he starred as Wesley Crusher in the Star Trek: The Next Generation series.
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Yes, that's him, and I know that now, but I've never seen Star Trek.
Other than Wesley Crusher, he's most known as one of the kids from "Stand By Me". Not River Phoenix, not Corey Feldman, not Jerry O'Connell (the fat one), but the other one.
My updated list of people I follow is:
ActuallyNPH (Neil Patrick Harris)
StephenAtHome (Stephen Colbert, infrequently updated)
TravisYanan (Travis Yanan, the guy I get cable TV ratings from)
FakeAPStylebook (the name speaks for itself)
TFLN (the best submissions to the textsfromlastnight.com website)
KenTremendous (Mike Schur, writer of "The Office" and "Parks and Recreation"; Dwight's cousin Mose; previously "Ken Tremendous" of FireJoeMorgan.com)
sportsguy33 (Bill Simmons)
wootoff (woot.com, which specializes in selling one product per day. When they are in woot-off, they have stuff that is available for sale while supplies last, which is sometimes only 5 minutes).
AlYankovic ("Weird Al" Yankovic, who correctly guessed that he would be losing the Grammy to Stephen Colbert).
wilw (Wil Wheaton)
jim_sterling (Jim Sterling, controversial writer of video game website destructoid.com)
levarburton (Levar Burton, yet another Star Trek: TNG alum. I had Brent Spiner as well, but I think I got annoyed with him)
asym (Asymmetric Productions, the makers of "Kingdom of Loathing")
zefrank, JonathanCoulton, JohnCleese, PaulandStorm (pretty sure I mentioned them all previously)
and various webcomics people (cwgabriel, rstevens, wigu, pvponline, krisstraub, loresjoberg, hijinksensue)
and oh yeah, all of the characters from the webcomic Questionable Content (fayewhitaker, tai_fighter, marigoldfarmer, pintsize0101, penelopegaines, hanneloreEC, dorabianchi, martenreed, XxSexyRavenxX, and svenbianchi). The creator of that comic has his characters communicating with each other on twitter! Absolutely insane! | JustinShapiro
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| #50 Posted on 4.2.10 1101.17 | Instant Rating: 8.44 | | Maryse's twitter is phenomenal, be sexy | John Orquiola
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| #51 Posted on 4.2.10 1251.16 | Instant Rating: 5.22 | Originally posted by JustinShapiro
Maryse's twitter is phenomenal, be sexy
This deserves to be Re-Tweeted.
@BackoftheHead
www.backofthehead.com | KJames199
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|  #52 Posted on 4.2.10 1841.18 | Instant Rating: 7.06 | Originally posted by JustinShapiro
Maryse's twitter is phenomenal, be sexy
Ketchup chips !! miam miam be sexy
JK: LJ, FB, T | AWArulz
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| #53 Posted on 9.2.10 0528.28 | Instant Rating: 4.63 | Like 14 or 15 thousand people since he started his account yesterday, I follow @CraigyFerg
it is kind of fascinating watching him figure Twitter out
 We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center. That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy - Swift | RecklessEric
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| #54 Posted on 9.2.10 1047.00 | Instant Rating: 5.28 | -Bill Simmons
-Chad Millman
-Cousin Sal
-Micheal Lombardi
-Shaq
-Daniel Tosh
-Chris Jericho
-Matthew Berry
-Phil Hellmuth
-Daniel Negreaneu
-Brian Micheal Bendis
-Brittney Skye
-Adam Carolla
-"Wierd" Al
2009-10 Fantasy Football Champion (Wienerville Sloppy Seconds)
2009-10 Fantasy Football Champion (Wienerville War Room)
Dead Last (Wiener Bowl III) | Mr Heel II
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| #55 Posted on 10.2.10 1036.43 | Instant Rating: 3.33 | Originally posted by AWArulz
Like 14 or 15 thousand people since he started his account yesterday, I follow @CraigyFerg
it is kind of fascinating watching him figure Twitter out
Everybody needs to be following Craig Ferguson. This can only get better. | Karlos the Jackal
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| #56 Posted on 25.2.10 1928.28 | Instant Rating: 8.00 | As mentioned by It's False over in the TV section, Conan O'Brien's Twitter is now up & running!
Click Here (twitter.com)
Fun game: Go there. Note the number of followers. Reload the page. How many followers are there now?
--K
Last 5 movies seen: The Informant! **** - Sherlock Jr. **** - Revanche *** - Standing in the Shadows of Motown *** - Sherlock Holmes ***1/2 | Karlos the Jackal
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| #57 Posted on 10.3.10 1816.42 | Instant Rating: 8.00 | Hold up -- Lauren Bacall -- Lauren Bacall -- has a Twitter!? That is simultaneously totally surreal and totally awesome.
What does she have to say about the Oscars?
"oh yes why do starlets today have such bad posture? That Montana girl and that Twilight girl slouch like potato sacks."
Ah ha ha ha!
--K
Last 5 movies seen: 40 Pounds of Trouble ***1/2 - Alice in Wonderland (1933) **1/2 - Where the Wild Things Are *** - The Informant! **** - Sherlock Jr. **** | GameCrazy
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| #58 Posted on 11.3.10 1411.44 | Instant Rating: 5.22 | I'm a confessed Twitter junkie. I don't actually tweet myself, but it certainly makes for interesting reading throughout the day. Here's a not-so brief list of people I've found are fun to follow:
For Laughs:
@manvszombies - an awesome ongoing Twitter story about a zombie apocalypse
@shitmydadsays - soon to be made into a sitcom w/ William Shatner. Seriously.
@GaryJBusey - for obvious reasons
@EricWareheim & @TimHeidecker
@ConanOBrien
@CraigyFerg
@BrianLynch - not a big-time celeb really, but seriously, check him out
@attell - Dave Attell. Doesn't tweet often, but I love the guy
@danieltosh
@SarahKSilverman
@WhitneyCummings
@thomaslennon - the genuine Lt. Dangle. His bedtime greetings are awesome.
@thebrianposehn
@amyschumer - from Last Comic Standing. I'm a fan.
@DougBenson
@JimNorton
@JimGaffigan
@rainnwilson
@ThatKevinSmith - his tweets will eat up your inbox, but the majority of his tweets are golden
@StephenColbert - sadly, not too much lately
Random Celebs:
@DamonLindelof
@CarltonCuse
@hughhefner
@JimCarrey
@PaulMcCartney
@ebertchicage - possibly the most entertaining person to follow on all of Twitter
@billmaher
@MMFlint
@peeweeherman
@RedHourBen
@Jon_Favreau
@majornelson - 360 scoops galore
@jimmyfallon
@drdrew
@Agent_M - a Marvel employee who obsesses over tacos. A great read.
Wrestlers:
@steveaustinBSR
@TheRealMorrison
@No1Knucklehead - Big Show. Doesn't tweet much.
@OfficialTAZ
@HeymanHustle - part Paul Heyman, part a plug for his website
@RealZiggler
@awesomekong
@JeremyBorash
@THETOMMYDREAMER
@yougottaprice - Ted DiBiase Sr.
@maryse0uellet
@wwehornswoggle
@trueKofi
@JRsBBQ - always links to his blogs and answers fan questions constantly
@howardfinkel
@McCoolMichelleL
@JCLayfield
@RealKellyKelly
@JerryLawler - mostly quiet lately
@IAmJericho
@mikethemiz
@JoeyStyles
@MariaLKanellis
@wwejoshmatthews
WWE NXT Rookies:
@HeathSlaterNXT
@MichaelTarver
@JGabrielNXT
@CornfedMeathead - Sheffield, if you couldn't guess
@WadeBarrett
@DavidOtunga
@DarrenYoungNXT
@DanielBryanNXT
Websites:
@IGNcom
@TheOnion
@cnnbrk
@RottenTomatoes
@metacritic
@DarkUFO
@whedonesque
Whedonverse People (I'm a huge fan):
@adamsbaldwin
@DichenLachman
@JulietLandau
@ActuallyNPH
@emmacaulfield
@elizadushku
@amber_benson
@juliebenz
@tomlenk
@alydenisof
@NathanFillion
@feliciaday
G4:
@ThatChrisGore
@TheFeed
@Timx10 - formerly Gamertag on Xplay
@nerdist - Chris Hardwick
@AdamSessler
@MorganWebb
@kpereira
@oliviamunn
Yeah... Like I said, I'm a bit obsessed. Hopefully you found a couple new people to follow out of all that. | hansen9j
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| #59 Posted on 11.3.10 1716.28 | Instant Rating: 7.89 | Originally posted by GameCrazy
@StephenColbert - sadly, not too much lately
Try @StephenatHome, his verified account.
It is the policy of the documentary crew to remain true observers and not interfere with its subjects.
"This topic is going to suck to read in three years." -Psycho Penguin
"Well. Shit." -hansen9j | GameCrazy
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| #60 Posted on 11.3.10 1804.25 | Instant Rating: 5.22 | Originally posted by hansen9j
Originally posted by GameCrazy
@StephenColbert - sadly, not too much lately
Try @StephenatHome, his verified account.
Wow... Sorry about that, I usually check for that stuff before I follow someone but I started following him before all of that verification stuff came into play. It's been a while since I've watched Colbert Report, if you can't tell. Now excuse me while I go catch up on all of his tweets... | | Pages: Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next
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