Bullitt
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|  #2 Posted on 5.12.03 1359.14 | Instant Rating: 6.98 | He gave another Ric Flair last night.
"Love it, hate it, but learn to live with it, 'cause it's the best thing going today. Whoo!"
(edited by Bullitt on 5.12.03 1301)
This one's super lucky! | whatever
Lap cheong
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|  #3 Posted on 5.12.03 1445.59 | Instant Rating: 1.74 | Originally posted by dunkndollaz
and if swears on his grandmother's grave one more time......
He should get a t-shirt that says that, just to save the trouble of saying it 500 times. I have never seen someone that so many people want to perform physical violence upon, and that's just *watching* the show. The real question is, will there be armed security at the reunion to save his scrawny behind?
I drove the Hummer. Sorry 'bout that. | samoth
Linguica
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| #4 Posted on 5.12.03 1647.37 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | He is a manager for NDW, or at least he was. He also did NDW West, which merged with POW.
lethalwrestling.com's laziest internet celebrity. | Big Bad
Scrapple
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| #5 Posted on 5.12.03 2340.22 | Instant Rating: 5.54 | I have a bad feeling that Jon is going to win. He's totally playing everyone, and yet while everyone knows he's a liar, nobody is doing anything about it. It looks like Brian in Survivor Five; everyone seems to think they're Jon's final two partner (except Sandra) so they're not going to do anything against him.
Frankly, I would have less of a problem with Jon winning than I would with Burton or Lil (the Outcasts) winning on their bullshit second chance.
Let's put this in the plainest terms possible: Darryl Strawberry has no business instructing anybody about anything. He has never done a thing in his life to warrant a position of guidance. Not on the field. Not off the field.-- David Vescey, si.com
| Teppan-Yaki
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| #6 Posted on 5.12.03 2354.05 | Instant Rating: 6.30 | I think what pisses me off the most is that I've seen a person here and there saying he's obnoxious or hated. Majority is, yes -- Jon's hated.
But you know what? The fucker's playing the game well, and I have respect for that. At least he didn't bitch, whine and quit like Osten did. | Bullitt
Shot in the dark
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| #7 Posted on 6.12.03 0128.09 | Instant Rating: 6.98 | Jon has played the game well, yes...but history shows the ones that come into Survivor with the game knowledge required to win (like Rob Cesternino) never do.
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| It's being reported that the Final Two are Lil and Darrah. |
This one's super lucky! | Freeway
Scrapple
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| #8 Posted on 6.12.03 0153.42 | Instant Rating: 5.96 | Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
I think what pisses me off the most is that I've seen a person here and there saying he's obnoxious or hated. Majority is, yes -- Jon's hated.
But you know what? The fucker's playing the game well, and I have respect for that. At least he didn't bitch, whine and quit like Osten did.
What I'm waiting for somebody to do in Survivor is to pair up with the obnoxious guy at the beginning and say "Hey, I want them to hate you and love me, then at the Jury we can just tell them it was all a plan so they'll hate us equally." That'd work better if, say, a Rupert-type & a Jon-type paired up, though, as one would manuever everybody into NOT voting him out and the other'd just be too cool for school.
I miss Rupert. At least it's only 2 months until the All-Star Edition starts.
FLAMES: 12-8-1-3; 28pts
SURVIVOR: PEARL ISLANDS: 5 Remain [Darrah, Jon, Sandra, Burton & Lillian]
TOP 10 FILMS OF 2003 [So Far]: Mystic River, Lost In Translation, Finding Nemo, Seabiscuit, Kill Bill V1, X2: X-Men United, Open Range, Pirates of the Caribbean, Matchstick Men & The Last Samurai
| dunkndollaz
Boudin blanc
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| #9 Posted on 8.12.03 0712.48 | Instant Rating: 4.81 | Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
I think what pisses me off the most is that I've seen a person here and there saying he's obnoxious or hated. Majority is, yes -- Jon's hated.
But you know what? The fucker's playing the game well, and I have respect for that. At least he didn't bitch, whine and quit like Osten did.
I don't care who he is up against in the Final 2 - you have to vote him at that point because he outplayed everyone - but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't love to see his ass get booted this Thursday night
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Scrapple
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| #10 Posted on 8.12.03 1659.51 | Instant Rating: 5.54 | In every other Survivor, however, the more likable person has won.
1) Richard over Kelly...it was only the audience that saw Rich as this super mastermind. He seemed to get along pretty well with everyone on the island, while Kelly was kind of an outsider. This was the Survivor, it should be said, where personal feelings REALLY played the strongest role in the finals voting, since the old Pagong people all openly were rooting for Kelly and the Tagi alliance all hated Kelly for "turning on them" (which was kinda bullshit).
2) Tina over Colby...Colby's cockiness rubbed some people the wrong way.
3) Ethan over Kim...both were pretty well-liked, so in this case, it was a case of the jury favouring Ethan because he "played the game better," though I think he was just a cog in the alliance as much as Kim was.
4) Vecepia over Neleh...there were some complaints about Neleh's goody-two-shoesishness, and I can't recall anyone saying anything bad about V.
5) Brian over Clay...Yeesh, both of them were a couple of assholes. The difference is that Clay was an outright asshole, whereas Brian hid his true nature for the cameras. Hell, that was Brian's whole plan; get into the Final 2 against Clay because everyone hated him. People only caught onto Brian after he methodically stabbed everyone in the back.
6) Jenna over Matt...this one is still baffling to me, but I guess Matt's eccentricity was more off-putting than Jenna's bitchiness.
So in summation, I'd have to say that even if Jon makes the final two, his ass is probably grass UNLESS he's in against Burton or Lillian and is able to play the "they've already been voted out, so it would be unfair to have them win" card.
Oh Tino...put some pants on for God's sake.-- Chuckc14 in the Worst Album Covers thread Click Here (The W)
Manny [Ramirez] could show up for spring training with ice-blue hair, a "Free Lee Boyd Malvo" tattoo and a batting helmet made out of chorizo and I wouldn't be surprised. Hey, it's just Manny being Manny.-- Bill Simmons
Watching "Mad Dog Time" is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line.-- Roger Ebert | scabby
Bauerwurst
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| #11 Posted on 8.12.03 1950.11 | Originally posted by Big Bad
4) Vecepia over Neleh...there were some complaints about Neleh's goody-two-shoesishness, and I can't recall anyone saying anything bad about V.
Hmm, I'd argue that Neleh's downfall was the bitterness of the Rotu alliance members (save Zoe, if I recall correctly) who were ousted due to her siding with Sean and V. John, especially, thought he was golden. They perceived Neleh to be a backstabber as opposed to someone who did what needed to be done to advance as far as possible. Vecepia, originally being a Maraamu tribe member, was saved from their wrath.
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Linguica
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| #12 Posted on 9.12.03 1316.08 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Colby was a fool. If he would have brought Keith with him he would have surely won. He chose Tina because she played him like a fiddle, and he carried her through the whole season. Tina was even less deserving of the win than V was, IMO.
lethalwrestling.com's laziest internet celebrity. | scabby
Bauerwurst
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| #13 Posted on 10.12.03 0100.32 | From RajahWWF.com (AKA far from confirmed and probably bullshit)
Jon Dalton (a/k/a Jonny Fairplay) who has become the number one villain on CBS’s Survivor this season, is in negotiations with WWE to have an on-air role in the company after the Survivor season ends in three weeks.
| dwaters
Bratwurst
Since: 16.10.02
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| #14 Posted on 10.12.03 0614.21 | I actually think this will work.
He's got a name. Johnny Fairplay is an awesome name for a heel manager.
He's got notoriety-people already know him from Survivor.
He's got heat- he will be booed as soon as he appears. He's got the scrawny Jimmy Hart annoying quality.
That dead grandmother trick he used is SO Big Bossman vs. Big Show.
We'll see what happens. | Big Bad
Scrapple
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| #15 Posted on 12.12.03 0054.21 | Instant Rating: 5.54 | So after a great episode (man, Burton was an ass), we're down to the final four, let's analyze how voting MIGHT (since lord knows I don't anything about how people's minds work post-Jenna winning last year) work out.
LIL vs. DARRAH
Ryno: Darrah
Rupert: Darrah; Lil turned on him
Tijuana: Darrah
Christa: I'm thinking probably Darrah, just because she's closer in age and because Christa might be pissed that Lil "turned" on her
Burton: Lil, since even though she screwed him over, Burton might just end up voting for his fellow outcast
Jon: Darrah because she's hotter, which is probably all Jon cares about
Sandra: Darrah
WINNER: Darrah
LIL VS. JON
Ryno: Jon, if for no other reason thatn Ryno already voted Lil out once and might resent her getting this far
Rupert: Lil..I firmly believe that Rupert would rather vote for Stalin than Jon at this point
Tijuana: Sadly enough, probably Jon for the same reason as Ryno
Christa: Lil
Burton: His buddy Jon
Darrah: I'm thinking probably Lil, just because it looked like the two of them had grown a little close, certainly closer than Jon the asshat
Sandra: Lil, just to stick it to Jon
WINNER: Lillian
LIL VS. SANDRA
Ryno: Sandra
Rupert: Sandra
Tijuana: Hmmm...probably Sandra, just because Lil's being an outcast and (more importantly) the Morgan outcast will probably end her
Christa: Sandra
Burton: No idea...he'd be so pissed at this point it could be either
Jon: Lil, just to piss off Sandra
Darrah: Probably Sandra, largely for T's reasoning
WINNER: Sandra
SANDRA VS. JON
Ryno: Sandra, if for no other reason than he might still think Jon's a prick from the whole "we threw the challenge" fiasco at the Morgan camp.
Rupert: Sandra
Tijuana: Probably Sandra, I'd think, though T was never really in favour of either strongly
Christa: Sandra
Burton: Jon
Lil: Sandra
Darrah: Sawndra, as she would say it
WINNER: Sandra
SANDRA VS. DARRAH
Ryno: Darrah, old tribal ties
Rupert: Sandra, old tribal ties
Tijuana: Darrah, OTT
Christa: Sandra, OTT
Burton: Probably Darrah, just because he hates her least
Jon: Darrah
Lil: Tough call....could go either way, leaning towards Sandra perhaps because of Lil's residual bitterness at getting voted off Morgan in the first place.
WINNER: Just barely Darrah
DARRAH VS. JON
Ryno: Darrah
Rupert: Darrah
Tijuana: Darrah
Christa: Darrah
Burton: Jon
Lil: Probably Darrah
Sandra: Darrah.
WINNER: Darrah...it's a blowout, folks!
So if you're looking at an unbeatable Final Two player, it's the southern belle herself. Should be a very interesting final episode.
Oh Tino...put some pants on for God's sake.-- Chuckc14 in the Worst Album Covers thread Click Here (The W)
Manny [Ramirez] could show up for spring training with ice-blue hair, a "Free Lee Boyd Malvo" tattoo and a batting helmet made out of chorizo and I wouldn't be surprised. Hey, it's just Manny being Manny.-- Bill Simmons
Watching "Mad Dog Time" is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line.-- Roger Ebert | scabby
Bauerwurst
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| #16 Posted on 12.12.03 0358.05 | You know, it's interesting that the only castaway left who I think *truly* deserves the million is the one who I would love to see voted out. Jon (and Sandra, arguably) are the only two left who have played a good game. Darrah has been a bump on the log the entire series, and Lil (besides already losing once) just figured out she was playing 'Survivor' on tonight's episode.
Anything other than a Jon win, at this point, would be a giant let down. Sandra comes in a distant second.
However, it looks like Jon will be gone early into the finale, ousted by the new Estrogen Alliance.
Bleh, bring on All Stars.
| cranlsn
Liverwurst
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| #17 Posted on 12.12.03 0812.33 | Instant Rating: 5.36 |
Originally posted by scabby
Darrah has been a bump on the log the entire series
Other than winning three immunities in a row when you need them most...letting others weed themselves out until you need to step up is a strategy.
To put it in wrestling terms, just look at a battle royal.
| dunkndollaz
Boudin blanc
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| #18 Posted on 12.12.03 0947.15 | Instant Rating: 4.83 | To me, Darrah most resembles Kelly from Season 1 when she won out on the immunities to save her skin - she has been targeted as the strongest female competitor and has proven that she is.....whether her strength in immunities and the general distaste for Jon & Lil (as an outcast) is enough for her get the jury vote - well, who knows......
more so than the vote, I am looking forward to the reunion show where most likely they will need to keep Jon in an isolation booth with a bodyguard.....
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Liverwurst
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| #19 Posted on 12.12.03 1112.26 | Instant Rating: 5.36 |
I keep picturing Rupert being wheeled out in chains and "Hannibal Lecter" facemask for Jon's protection.
The isolation booth wouldn't hurt either.
And what a fricking hypocrite Burton is. "I hope you can live with yourself Lill..." WTF? He was trying to get rid of her too!
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| #20 Posted on 12.12.03 1226.35 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
Yeah, that's what bugged my wife and I. Burton says that Lill didn't hold up her part of their alliance. Then what name did you write down, Burton? Oh, Lill. I see. You can break the alliance, but nobody else can. Loser.
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