MoeGates
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|  #1 Posted on 7.4.03 1353.06 | Instant Rating: 6.28 | War on Iraq figure are you?
It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Michael Novotny, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage. | Promote this thread! |           | Hairy Caray
Bauerwurst
Since: 28.10.02
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| #2 Posted on 7.4.03 1355.13 | "You are Colin Powell. You are Bulletproof."
Excellent. [/Mr. Burns]
Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! | asteroidboy
Andouille
Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas
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| #3 Posted on 7.4.03 1402.07 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
You are that one Dixie Chick, you know, the outspoken one.
Crap.
-- Asteroid Boy
Wiener of the day: 23.7.02
"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport."
"Was he no-selling?" | SchippeWreck
Boudin blanc
Since: 26.3.03
From: Glendale, CA
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| #4 Posted on 7.4.03 1405.37 | Hey, i'm Tom Daschle, but at least I have nice teeth.
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Scrapple
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| #5 Posted on 7.4.03 1408.49 | Woohoo, I'm Donald Rumsfeld. Does this mean my goal of payback against Iran can come true?
There is only one man left to save Vince McMahon and the WWF/E. Where have you gone Greg Gagne, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. | Grimis
Scrapple
Since: 11.7.02
From: MD
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| #6 Posted on 7.4.03 1414.34 | Instant Rating: 7.29 | I'm Tom Ridge.....fuck.
| Jaguar
Knackwurst
Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ
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| #7 Posted on 7.4.03 1415.58 | I'm seperated between Noam Chomsky and Bill Clinton, depending on which way I swing on the "Are you nuts?" question.
-Jag
From the mouth of my uncle Jim, the Republican banker:
"I regret voting for Bush."
"We need to vote him out of office."
I am in Shock. I am in Awe. | Brian P. Dermody
Liverwurst
Moderator
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| #8 Posted on 7.4.03 1435.58 |
Chomsky. No kidding.
Modern Humorist
PerkinElmer Life Sciences | asteroidboy
Andouille
Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas
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| #9 Posted on 7.4.03 1437.00 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
Originally posted by Grimis
I'm Tom Ridge.....fuck.
C'mon Grimmis, they didn't have a Karl Rove option for you? Bastards.
-- Asteroid Boy
Wiener of the day: 23.7.02
"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport."
"Was he no-selling?" | Grimis
Scrapple
Since: 11.7.02
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| #10 Posted on 7.4.03 1450.48 | Instant Rating: 7.29 |
Originally posted by asteroidboy
C'mon Grimmis, they didn't have a Karl Rove option for you? Bastards.
Trust me, I was as shocked as you were...
| Downtown Bookie
Morcilla
Since: 7.4.02
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| #11 Posted on 7.4.03 1513.18 |
Well, depending on how I answer the first question, I could be either Bill Clinton or the prime minister of Spain. Actually, now that I think it over, the fact that I could go either way on the first question, must make me this war's Bobby Kennedy. (For those too young to remember, when Bobby Kennedy was the U.S. Senator from New York during the 1960's, he was known for being both for and against America's involvement in the Vietnam War.)
Patiently waiting to be Stratusfied. | OlFuzzyBastard
Knackwurst
Since: 28.4.02
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| #12 Posted on 7.4.03 1515.16 | I'm Robert Byrd. I don't want to play anymore.
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
-----Phillip J. Fry, Futurama | Corajudo
Frankfurter
Since: 7.11.02
From: Dallas, TX
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| #13 Posted on 7.4.03 1547.27 | When I support the war, I'm Michael Jackson. I lost the feeling in my left leg when I saw that.
Since I'm on the fence, I retook the quiz by changing the first answer. On days when I don't support the war, I'm Noam Chomsky.
That's a hell of a combination...
Hey Moe--you never indicated which figure you are. Suckas gotta know.
EDIT: I realized it as I was driving to school last night after work. Mea culpa.
(edited by Corajudo on 8.4.03 0830) | MoeGates
Andouille
Since: 6.1.02
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| #14 Posted on 7.4.03 1602.37 | Instant Rating: 6.28 | I'm on the fence too. When I suport the war I'm Michael Jackson. When I don't I'm Tom Daschle. Since Tom Daschle is (only slightly) better than Michael Jackson, I added him to my sig.
EDIT: it's Suckas GOTS to know. Stevie Ray hasn't been gone that long!
(edited by MoeGates on 7.4.03 1704)
It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Michael Novotny, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Tom Daschle, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage. | Jaguar
Knackwurst
Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ
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| #15 Posted on 7.4.03 1620.16 | Just for you Michael Jacksons, just realize that if you had prefered heaven with 1000's of female virgins you would've ended up as Osama. And gotten this text:
You are Osama bin Laden. Man, you are so lucky everyone forgot about you! Now you can just kick it and watch SportsCenter while Saddam's ass gets totally bombed.
That amused me.
-Jag
If I'm for the war (only to get rid of Saddam, honestly!) I turn out to be the President of Turkey. Only because I'm not confident in W's ability to say anything correctly, much less my name.
You are the president of Turkey, Ahmet Necdet Sezer. Dude, that's lame. I think you need to play this quiz over and tell people you got Donald Rumsfeld or sumthin'.
From the mouth of my uncle Jim, the Republican banker:
"I regret voting for Bush."
"We need to vote him out of office."
I am in Shock. I am in Awe. | PalpatineW
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| #16 Posted on 7.4.03 1704.25 | Instant Rating: 5.44 |
Originally posted by MoeGates
I'm on the fence too. When I suport the war I'm Michael Jackson. When I don't I'm Tom Daschle. Since Tom Daschle is (only slightly) better than Michael Jackson, I added him to my sig.
EDIT: it's Suckas GOTS to know. Stevie Ray hasn't been gone that long!
(edited by MoeGates on 7.4.03 1704)
But who is more effete? Daschle or Jacko?
"May God bless our country and all who defend her."
George W. Bush, 3/19/03 |
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