I remember seeing him in the Gimmick Battle Royale a while back and wondering why the E wouldn't give him a second chance, because he looked like he was in phenomenal shape. And really, once you start employing Vladimir Kozlov long-term, you don't get to throw the "no charisma" stones in your glass house.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
"I beat Mr. T". - No you didn't...You got disqualified after shoving the ref. "I beat Hulk Hogan"...no you didn't...(did he?) I don't remember that. If it happened it was non-title, non televised....so it didn't happen.